19 DIY Sex Toys You Need Right Now

DIY sex toys sound like something out of a movie, kind of interesting, probably prone to going haywire, and most definitely an affordable alternative to traditional sex toys. 

While this may be true, DIY vibrators and at home sex toys can be a fun couples activity that you can do with your partner(s) to indulge in some naughty but creative fun. Or if you’re alone and trying to get busy ASAP.As I like to say, “different strokes for different folks,” and these DIY pocket pussies and DIY dildos will have you stroking, grinding, and hopefully jizzing all over the place. 

First, we’ll go over penis toys. We’re deep diving into the different holes and crevices that will fit your dick snug, and ready for a good tug. And for the vaginas, we’ll be looking at household items that will give you that “filled” sensation, and bonus points if we can get a good buzz on the clit or G-spot. Let’s dive into the wonderful world of DIY sex toys, and what you’ll need to bust a fat load that will leave historians scouring the room in blue light disgusted by the mess of cum and bodily fluids they find on the walls 🌋.

DIY Fleshlights: Dick Picks

Plantains

Slightly warm up the husk of the plantain in the microwave so it is nice and soft for you to destroy with your dick. You can scoop out the innards to make room for your scholong, or you can messily fuck the fruit with the insides intact. If I were you I’d wear a condom, but knowing you my little fuck gremlin, I’m sure you’re going to get plantain stuck between your foreskin. You can save it as a souvenir or snack for later 😋.

Pringles Can

What you’ll need is a Pringles can, some sponges, a rubber glove, and a rubber band to make a DIY Fleshlight. Put the sponges in the can with a rubber glove draped over it, and secure it with a band. Add some lube and you’re ready to go to pound town on that poor Pringles can. All I ask is that you throw it away after you’re done, and make a new one for next time. Reusing the same material screams BACTERIA CITY!!!!

Ziplock Bag

Fill a ziplock bag with lube, put it between your couch cushions and make love to it like Jay Bilzerian from Big Mouth. 

A Teddy Bear

Time to get a fluffy friend and show them things they’ve never been shown before. Cut a slit into the stuffie to make a plushy pussy. Stuff a glove into it and TA-DA! Your very own stroker. Put a good amount of lube into it and go crazy. This one works exceptionally well because of the stuffing’s texture.

A Shower Glove

Honestly, a lot of these DIY sex toys require some effort. While it is nice to enjoy the fruits of your labor, sometimes you just wanna get it done ASAP.

Get a shower glove, put some lube on it, and jerk off into the wee hours.

Fifi Prison Pussy

The only thing you’re guilty of is being criminally horny. I think all of us are.

Guys in prison need pussy, too. These crafty criminals have invented the fifi. It’s a rubber glove inside of a towel or smushed in between two balloons that allow for spanking and gripping. These poor fellas need some doggy style action and this is as close as it can get sometimes.

DIY Dildos: Beaver Fever

Flashlight

I am 99% sure that you have a flashlight laying around your house somewhere collecting dust, when it could be collecting cum. All you need to do is get a flashlight, whether it be big or small, depending on your preferences, and empty out the batteries. Once complete, clean off the flashlight with warm water, soap, and slap a condom on it. From there, get proper stimulation by touching yourself externally, in addition to rubbing the clit.

When you feel warmed up, make sure to apply copious amounts of lube to both the flashlight and vagina before insertion. Angle the flashlight inward, and sit up on your knees for better traction. You can even use your feet to hold the flashlight in place as you fuck that little flashlight with your juicy beaver.

Curling Iron

This is a fun alternative for people who are exploring their sexuality, and don’t want something too girthy inserted in themselves. This DIY is super reminiscent of Middle School when you’re going through puberty, and are a little horned up rat, literally resorting to anything to get your jack off.

While the curling iron may not be the sexiest of household items, it can be quite effective for helping you bust a load, just please make sure that the curling iron is switched off. Who knows your pussy juices may do wonders for your hair if you decide to use it on your curls after a good wanking session.

Cooking Spatula

Start cooking with your pleasure. I mean, there’s not much to say about this one. I’m sure SpongeBob wasn’t planning on his beloved spatula being used on pussy meat instead of Krabby Patties.

Cucumber

Meet me in the produce aisle. They don’t call it a cuCUMber for nothing. Personally, I’d put a condom on the veggie to protect my kitty, but it’s entirely up to you.

Twisted Towel

Roll the middle of your favorite towel into a penis shape, and reinforce the structure by using hair ties around the shaft and base. Then slip a condom over the towel with a ton of lube. What makes this DIY phenomenal is that the hair ties add a little bit of texture, and the towel adds a nice firmness for you to bounce on.

Makeup Brush

You know, there’s a special glow about someone who’s just had an orgasm. Use your makeup brush to make your insides feel just as beautiful as you are on the outside.

DIY Vibrators

Pillows

I probably don’t even need to mention this one. I mean, it was kinda like my first vibrator, before I even knew what a vibrator was. I feel like many of you girls can relate.

Your Phone

Ask someone to call your phone for you. Not because you lost it, but because it’s finally in the right spot.

Electric Toothbrush

BUZZZZZZZZZ, this option has a dual purpose for both clit stimulation and penetration. If your minge is in need of a good dj session then an electric toothbrush may be music to your ears. Clean the toothbrush head, and wrap a condom around it, this is a necessary step even if you don’t plan on inserting it. Then simply turn it on and go to pound town.

Washing Machine

If you live at home with your parents and sit on your washing machine with the corner pressed against your clit, your mom will know exactly what you are up to if she catches you. It’s a rite of passage, an innocent way to be stimulated with your clothes on. Don’t sit too long on the machine as it may become uncomfortable or be prone to mishaps. Be a naughty little minx and give it a whirl (literally).

DIY Anal Toys

Screwdriver

Your poop shoot needs some love too, for this DIY take a screwdriver, bar of soap, and condom to get started. Put the screw driver in the soap, so the base is sturdy and put a condom over the tool. Lube that puppy up, and bonus points if you choose a screwdriver with a super wide base for insertion. "Ugh, ugh! Fuck me, screwdriver daddy" is what you’ll be moaning after this DIY.

Anal beads

All you need is some beads either made of plastic, wood, or glass in addition to a cord of nylon or cotton. String the beads on the cord, and tie a knot where you want the beads to sit, and that’s basically it. Lube up, and insert the beads, just make sure there is some cord hanging out so you can easily pull them out when you’re ready.

DIY Sex Toy Kits

Here are some DIY sex toy kits that have all the supplies you need, in case you want more refined options:

• Clone-A-Willy: Make an exact replica of your partner’s penis with this at home kit.

• Clone-A-Pussy: Get your girl’s vagina sculpted so you can rub your nub against her when she’s gone. 

• Dildo Party Kit: This kit comes equipped with material to create 5 dildos. Perfect for sex parties or bachelorette celebrations.

It’s Your Turn

Now it’s your turn to experiment, and create a cream pie masterpiece with your loved ones. Just be cautious about what you’re putting into your body because a late night trip to the emergency room isn’t very sexy. Have fun, and let us know in the comments if any of these DIYs worked for you. Check out ToyChats.com for more tips and tricks on fucking, more colloquially known as sexxxxx bitch.