If you’re tryna get sucked off by something that feels like it’s got a damn vendetta against your load, the Emma Hix Syrup sleeve’s where it’s at, dude. This thing doesn’t come at you with the usual gimmicks, no wild twists or aggressive ridges. Nah, it’s got that “come on in, bro” vibe up front, real welcoming, real smooth. But then bam! Midway through it tightens up and doesn’t let go until your toes curl and you’re tapping out. The suction on this one is wild, especially if you mess with the end cap a bit. It’s like getting locked into a silky, slippery vacuum trap that just wants you to lose. The entrance is molded from Emma Hix herself, and yeah she’s looking fine. It’s got that pretty pussy that’s easy on the eyes and filthy in all the right ways. If you’re into her work or just want a toy that eases you in before absolutely milking you dry, Syrup’s the real MVP here.

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The Motorbunny Buck takes saddle style vibrators to the next level with the ability to thrust! This is not an affordable sex toy, but it makes for an amazing addition to any collection. I love the variety of attachments and that all of them are made of body-safe silicone. Toggling between the thrusting and vibrating options is a pain in the butt, it's also heavy, and shorties like me may find themselves needing thick pillows under your knees to comfortably enjoy the insertable attachments. Overall, this is a really fun toy that any anatomy can use.

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The Pure Envy Serenity Stick is unique among all of the toys I have encountered thus far as it has an electronic panel that displays the setting, the intensity level, run time, and the battery level all in a super clear and convenient manner. It has 10 settings, a single vibration and 9 patterns, and each setting can have an intensity varying from 1 to 4. Though a charging time is nowhere to be found, the device can be used for 120 minutes and has an IPX7 rating which blows my mind! This has more electronics than the other Pure Envy toys I have, but is the only one among them that's capable of being fully submersed in a tub! Despite its name being Serenity, I would not call the sounds it makes serene in the least. The vibrations sound a bit intense and obnoxious which kind of breaks the mood in a sensual sense, but I could somehow tolerate and overlook if it means that my neck, shoulders, and back feel better lol. This device is pretty awesome overall for what it is and what it's capable of, but I think I would put it with my Ava Evo and Shibari Halo and use it as a genuine every day massager more than I'd ever use it as a "personal" one.

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It’s one thing to send a broken toy. But, to send a broken wand, with stains on the head and half of a button missing? What a shame. The Fantasy for Her Duo Wand looked like an interesting take on a wand. It has a curved head and is a comfortable size, not too big, not too small, but Pipedream lost a customer. I’ve gotten broken toys before. Years ago, I ordered a new Liberty 2 from Womanizer. I was so excited, the pandemic had closed down my job, leaving me at home to masturbate uninterrupted. Except, when the Liberty arrived, it didn’t work, no matter how long it charged nothing happened. I immediately reached out to Womanizer, and they replaced the toy, no questions asked, and I got a working toy in the end. It’s super normal, though still uncommon, for a toy to show up and not work. Most companies are great about replacing them. Had the Duo Wand just been broken, I would’ve gladly ordered another one. But alas, it showed up in its sealed plastic with stains on the head. I can’t imagine it had been used; that would truly cross so many lines. A toy should always arrive in its best condition, but there was chipping on the metal band around the handle, one button’s decal was smudged, and there were stains. Considering everything that was wrong with this toy, I don’t recommend trying toys from Pipedream.

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The Womanizer Starlet 2 is a great compact sex toy for nearly every occasion. The air technology and suctioning hit the clit in just the right spot. While I

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Svakom Cici 2 is a great slim vibrator with a soft touch finish and some extra features that help it stand out! Its small build makes it easy for on the go travel and can be discreetly stowed away.

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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Hey there! I’m Aphrodite. I’ve had my Lovense Lush 2 for years now, and guess what? I’m still completely obsessed. You might be thinking, “Why review an older toy when newer versions are out?” Well, sweetheart, let me tell you: the Lush 2 is still a total powerhouse. It runs on the same amazing app as the newer models (which is a game changer), and if you’re lucky, you can snag it at a sweet discount when Lovense puts their classics on sale. Just don’t buy it second hand! 😂 Beyond the tech, the toy itself is a dream. The texture is silky smooth and feels amazing against the skin. The vibrations can go from soft and teasing to deep and powerful, depending on what you're in the mood for. It's the perfect size too, it is discreet and comfortable to wear, with a curve that hits the G-spot in all the right ways. So if you’re craving strong, customizable vibrations without spending a fortune, this little gem might just be your new favorite playmate. Trust me, just because it’s not the newest doesn’t mean it won’t make you squirm. 💦

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