Reviews

TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

The Peachy Pony is a delightful little surprise in the world of compact personal massagers. Its biggest selling point is absolutely its adorable, whimsical design — it doesn’t look intimidating, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and it brings a sense of fun and magic to something that can often feel overly clinical. Functionally, it delivers exactly what it promises: a cute, beginner-friendly, lightweight toy with 10 vibration modes, USB charging, and body-safe silicone. The motor isn’t meant to shake the earth, but for its size, it performs reliably and offers a nice range of sensations. If you’re someone who wants deep, powerful, rumbly vibrations, this will not be your heavy hitter. But if you want something gentle to moderate, fun, discreet, and aesthetically charming, it absolutely checks the box. The quiet motor, smooth silicone, and splash-proof build add real value. And because it’s designed as a mini toy rather than a main powerhouse, the price feels fair for what you’re getting. Overall, the Peachy Pony is best for: beginners ✔️ people who prefer lighter or mid-level intensity ✔️ collectors of cute, novelty-style toys ✔️ anyone who wants a discreet, travel-friendly option ✔️ It’s not the best fit for: users needing strong, deep vibrations ❌ people who prefer larger or more ergonomic designs ❌ Bottom line: If you want a toy that feels adorable, accessible, and fun, the Peachy Pony delivers. It’s not the most powerful toy out there — but it isn’t trying to be. It’s a charming, well-made mini vibe that does exactly what it sets out to do. For many users, that makes it a genuinely worthwhile little companion. 💕

Especially for its price point. It’s thoughtfully designed, well-made, and versatile, offering a powerful but refined experience that blends internal swinging, external suction, and vibration in a way that feels intentional, not just gimmicky. It’s not perfect, the suction alignment can take some patience, but for someone who wants a multifunctional toy without breaking the bank, this one punches well above its weight. If you value quality materials, a good variety of sensations, and a mid‑priced vibrator that actually delivers, I’d highly recommend giving this one a try.

I’m grateful for having bought it as it was great for figuring out my own pleasure and what I like in a vibrator. I wouldn’t heavily recommend this product as I feel other cheaper products can do just as good of a job with a similar shape and stronger vibrator.

My final verdict is a strong 5/5 stars. The LoveY YINGEVB Black-5 mini wand massager is an essential piece of equipment. It successfully combines discretion with explosive power. The sleek design, body-safe materials, and impressive array of intense, rumbling vibrations make it a formidable personal massager. It’s the perfect, quiet companion for muscle relaxation or personal pleasure—powerful enough to get the job done quickly, yet small enough to travel anywhere. If you need a powerful tool that is quiet and incredibly effective, stop scrolling and buy this one.

I love this little bullet vibe by We Vibe! It’s super cute and would make an awesome gift for anyone with a pu**y .. or anyone with nipples to be honest! You can use this for both clitoral or nipple stimulation, making this one a Two for one! 4.5 out of 5 because I could t find some clear instructions in length of charge time. But it packs a bunch and is overall a great vibe by a very reputable company.

Loved it! This little vibe is fierce and earns its unofficial title. For its size and cost, the power is unmatched. If you want maximum intensity in a discreet, lightweight, and easily cleanable package, the SANJIANKE mini wand is a fantastic, wallet-friendly choice. It’s a great entry point into wand-style toys and performs like a much more expensive model. Go grab one!

The Jabbion Wand Massager turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s well-built, comfortable to hold, and strong enough to satisfy both external and internal needs. The hot pink silicone gives it a clean, inviting look, while the flexible neck makes it easy to adjust for more precise stimulation. Despite being marketed for G-spot use, it works surprisingly well as a prostate massager thanks to its size and curvature. The vibration strength is impressive for the price, and the patterns offer enough variety to keep sessions interesting. Mode eight in particular stands out as a favorite for its rhythm and pacing. The motor’s deep, rumbly tone feels more refined than what you’d expect from a white-label toy. That said, the handle design is worth mentioning again, since it’s the same width as the head, it’s not suited for hands-free anal use. For safety reasons, it's a toy that requires to be used with a steady grip throughout, which isn’t a dealbreaker but is worth keeping in mind. A flared handle would have added an extra layer of safety and peace of mind. Even with that limitation, the Jabbion is a capable, well-performing wand that delivers genuine pleasure. It’s easy to clean, comfortable to use, and hits a nice balance between strength and control.

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

The Cloud 9 Flexi-Massager is a surprisingly impressive vibrator that manages to be both beginner-friendly and satisfying enough for more seasoned toy users. It looks good, feels high-quality in the hand, performs strongly, and offers a great balance of power and comfort thanks to its flexible head and smooth silicone body. The unboxing is discreet, cleaning is hassle-free, and the variety of vibration modes gives it good versatility. If you’re looking for a body-safe, compact, rechargeable vibrator that delivers more than you’d expect at its price point, the Cloud 9 Flexi-Massager is absolutely worth purchasing. It’s reliable, well-designed, and overall a fantastic value. I highly recommend it! Comes in two different colors. I have the blue one. But also comes in pink!

The WeVibe Nova 2 gets my seal of approval. Excellent sensation, well-designed, attractive, and gets the job done WELL. If there is one rabbit style vibe you should invest in for your collection it's this one.

The iroha Tsuki Ninamo (Aqua Green) is a masterclass in minimalistic design and thoughtful engineering. From a Dominant’s viewpoint, it offers reliable control, intuitive operation, and a soft but consistent response. From my sub’s perspective, it’s comfortable, precise, and satisfying without being overwhelming. This toy demonstrates how subtlety can be just as impactful as raw intensity. Its compact design, ergonomic curves, and multiple vibration patterns make it a versatile addition to any play session—whether as a standalone instrument or a supporting element in longer scenes. For couples exploring control, sensation, or structured play, the Ninamo offers an elegant, intuitive experience. It emphasizes mindful interaction, mutual awareness, and careful modulation of sensation. Its quiet elegance, paired with premium materials, ensures that it is as much a pleasure to handle as it is to use. The iroha Tsuki Ninamo strikes a rare balance between elegance, comfort, and precision. For Dominants seeking a reliable, responsive, and intuitive toy, it’s an excellent tool to guide sensation and focus attention. For partners on the receiving end, the ergonomic, soft design and variety of vibration patterns make it both comfortable and engaging. It’s a subtle yet powerful addition to any collection, ideal for couples who value control, attentiveness, and thoughtful design. For those new to premium, ergonomic toys—or anyone seeking a versatile, stylish, and high-performing device—the Ninamo offers a satisfying, confidence-inspiring experience.

~4.8 out of 5. I love this toy. Everything about it is beautiful. It looks like a lipstick and makes it more discreet when traveling or taking anywhere! Tracy’s Dog is a reputable brand and very affordable for the toys they have. Affordable and very unique to have in your collection! Link to buy: http://bit.ly/4oTcAjp Coupon code for Amazon: VRT7RUAP ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Enjoy!

I loved it. This wand has become my go to. I would definitely recommend to a friend. The price and quality are hard to beat. 😍😍