RealDoll is the maker of the world's most realistic dildos on the market, but with a $600 price tag, it's really important to know what you're getting. I've got Rockwell, a slightly oval-shaped dildo with floating balls and ultra-realistic detailing. It's a beautiful dildo and has absolutely fooled some of my fans and adult platforms into thinking it's a real person, but I'm afraid that the quality has slipped recently, as chips of paint have fallen off of Rockwell's coronal ridge. This is an incredibly delicate dildo that really needs a very gentle touch. And don't even think about using silicone lube or cum lube with these dildos, as that is how I originally ruined my first RealCock 2!

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Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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Lovehoney's Rose is easy to clean, comfortable to hold, and has a stylish rose gold chrome ABS plastic base that keeps it standing upright. Plus it boasts air pulse modes (6 intensities, 4 patterns), waterproof, and it's affordably priced (when on sale). You can't go wrong with this rose! I think the Lovehoney Rose is a great gift for anyone who has yet to ride the rose train or people who loved their first one & are in need of a new one. I also think Rose vibes make for excellent bridesmaid or bachelorette party gifts. Despite the fact that rose toys are still relatively new type of toy, they skyrocketed to "icon" status for their powerful suction in a discreet design. The Lovehoney Rose is not my first rose toy, and at this point, I'm fairly certain it won't be my last, but it sure did make an impression!

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Ok, this might be the Craziest nipple vibrator I've ever seen and I'm here for it. I've tried nipple pumps, suckers, and clamps but a bikini style wearable nipple vibrator is something I have never tried! Enter the Vkini by VVD: a playful design that can be worn to play parties, swingers events, BDSM parties, or even just at home. It has 3 adjustable straps and two sets of magnetic attachments depending on what kind of stimulation the wearer desires. The product is rechargeable as well as splash proof. It's not perfect, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone with a bra size above a US38 or EU85, and it's not great for someone with a large bust like mine, but VVD told me that they're working on a new version that has an estimated availability at the end of July 2025. If you wear a bra band size above a 34, I'd suggest waiting it out until they release the new version because as is, the strap between the cups does not accommodate those with wide chests or big busts.

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I've never seen a company offering custom textures on a toy before until Godemiche's Grind Ring. They have 9 different texture offerings available, plus customizable mound height, colors, and optional add-ons like a vibrating attachment or lubricant. I customized mine with a high mound and waves in Godemiche Purple. I didn't get the optional V-Plate, but I do wish I had! This combination cock ring and grinder by Godemiche is an excellent toy for couples. You can also use the Grind Ring with a strap-on or by using your hand to rub it against your anatomy or placing it on a surface to grind yourself again. The soft silicone is very stretchy, so it can accommodate a wide range of girths, however it may feel tight on those with a lot of girth. If you're curious about grinders, I think that Godemiche's Grind Ring is an affordable way to experiment and discover the pleasures of grinder sex toys!

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I've started using the Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug in size extra-small while I'm throwing strap or doing housework, and my gosh does this plug feel GOOD! The texture is slightly raised with a beautiful, hand-carved, floral design that stimulates without overwhelming. Soft silicone can be sticky though, so cleaning this before and after use is really important. I love that it comes in a variety of sizes and that customers can choose their color and firmness options. Pro Tip: Wear tight fitting undies, bike shorts, or yoga pants to help keep it inserted!

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FemmeFunn Klio is my absolute favorite rabbit vibrator that I own, with 3 powerful motors that stimulate the clitoris, A-spot, and G-spot for intense blended orgasms. It has 5 internal thumping speeds, 10 internal vibration modes, and 3 external thumping speeds. Each of the motors can be controlled individually to customize your pleasure. The body-safe silicone feels luxurious to the touch, and this vibrator is 100% submersible in water. It's rechargeable and available in two colors. The price is high, but FemmeFunn has some of the most powerful motors I've experienced. This toy is NOT for beginners, unless you're really brave!

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This award winning design is cute as heck, but also really comfortable to hold for someone like me, who has nerve damage in their hand! The Satisfyer Orca is not the strongest air-pulse toy, but it is well made. In my opinion the toy is not strong enough to give you that feeling of "omg my clit is being suctioned off!" I think this makes for an excellent gift for anyone who wants gentle suction and likes cute designs. It's got an IPX7 rating, which means you can take it into the bath or shower with you. It's got both suction and air-pulse technology, and you're able to use the motors together or separately, though I don't find the vibrations powerful enough to use on their own.

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The Little Red Bullet Vibrator from Natalie's Toy Box is a cute, discreet vibrator that can sit on your bookcase without anyone thinking it's a sex toy. Despite its discreet design, from the back, The Little Red Bullet does look quite phallic. This is a very buzzy vibrator, and it's not as quiet as I had hoped a discreet sex toy would be. It has 16 functions and is waterproof, rechargeable, and body safe. There are some nooks & crannies on the face side of the vibrator that can make it more difficult to clean, but an extra soft toothbrush will help get all the hard to reach spots.

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The Motorbunny Buck takes saddle style vibrators to the next level with the ability to thrust! This is not an affordable sex toy, but it makes for an amazing addition to any collection. I love the variety of attachments and that all of them are made of body-safe silicone. Toggling between the thrusting and vibrating options is a pain in the butt, it's also heavy, and shorties like me may find themselves needing thick pillows under your knees to comfortably enjoy the insertable attachments. Overall, this is a really fun toy that any anatomy can use.

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As a big fan of sex grinders, I love Calypso by Paladin Pleasure Sculptors, or PPSculptors for short. Calypso is a merfolk vulva grinder with a lot of texture. It's great for pillow or thigh humpers and can be used by any anatomy! Pair with your preferred water-based lubricant, then hump & grind away. Pro tip: Use plenty of lube!

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