Reviews

The Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Male Masturbator is fine. It’s a decent toy with a few clever ideas—especially the warming feature—but overall, it doesn’t quite live up to the hype. The sensations are pleasant but not powerful, and while the warming and pulsing features are unique, they’re not strong enough to make this toy a must-have. If you’re looking for a mid-range toy with some tech-driven novelty, this could be a fun addition to your collection. But if you’re expecting an intense or transformative experience, it might leave you wanting more. It’s an okay buy not a regret, but not a repeat purchase either.

The plusOne Pocket Stroker is a study in contradictions for me. On one hand, it boasts great quality and truly thoughtful features. The craftsmanship, the textures, and the sheer convenience of the thing are totally there—I genuinely appreciate the design effort. However, the final verdict is a frustrating "meh." Why? Because it ultimately felt way too small for my preferences. While I acknowledge its clever portability, that small size was the ultimate dealbreaker. Because of this major mismatch, it's just not something I would choose to buy again. But let's talk about the absolute highlight: the self-lubing feature! The way it activates with water is pure magic. That lube is hands-down the best I have ever experienced—it's silky smooth and perfect. Seriously, I need to know the formula (it's a water-based lube like the brand's Hydrolube™) because it's the gold standard! My last two cents come down to value: I just think that something designed to be disposable should be a lot less expensive. Given the single-use nature and the small size, the price tag feels too steep. You're paying for convenience and quality, but it still feels like too much for a one-time thing. It's a clever product, but the size limitation meant it missed the mark for me personally. How does that feel? We gave more weight to your appreciation of the craftsmanship while sharpening the critique on size and disposable pricing.

The Male Rose 3 takes the viral rose concept and reimagines it for men with impressive power - it thrusts, rotates, and vibrates to deliver an intense, almost mechanical pleasure that feels like a high-speed blowjob on autopilot. It’s hands-down a Quickie Supreme—perfect for fast, powerful sessions when you crave intensity.

The Lovense Max 2 is impressive—powerful, realistic, and super customizable with the app. It’s a bit pricey and not totally quiet, but the sensations and features make it worth it if you’re after a high-tech, interactive experience. Real talk: it’s one of the best options in its class.

I honestly really like the Arcwave Ion 2. It boasts some fantastic qualities. It can make for some really intense orgasms, especially when the suction is positioned directly on the frenulum. All the materials used are obviously high-quality and very well-made. I can understand the price given the more advanced technology and high-quality materials, but I personally wouldn't purchase it again at $170.

My official opinion for the Coromo IBO would have to be of disappointment, and now this might just be the fact that I just don't like soft toys but even when considering that as a factor, there are numerous other reasons I found this toy less enjoyable. One of the major issues is the difficulty of cleaning and drying, more so the drying. I'd recommend to anyone purchasing this toy, to either already posses a drying rod or purchase one. Another issue I encountered very early on was tearing of the entry, Tearing of the entry is unfortunate and is due to the combination of softness and the lower quality of the material.

TL/DR: I Recommend! - Recommend for anyone wanting a cock ring that does a bit more like supporting perianal stimulation - Great build quality, fit and material feel - Small but well-executed features: Flexible Rings for comfort, just-the-right-size - Maybe not the best first cock ring for beginners given the mid-high price of 75 USD - A bit tricky to put on as a beginner - The vibration strength is gentle to moderately powerful, a deal-breaker for someone who wants deep, rumbly toe-curling stimulation At the current price of 75 USD, it is a mid-range cock ring with some features. I believe it's worth the price given the high quality materials, flexible design to be used as a mini-massage wand. There's maybe 2-3 other rings on the market that offer this type of feature-set, but they are pricier. I really wish it had remote app control for a true hands-free experience but at this price, it's not a dealbreaker.

Like me, Archer is versatile, able to assume many roles! The fact that it’s not hyper-realistic is not a big drawback, as it looks incredible under clothing. Archer creates a mouthwatering bulge under most types of undergarments, which is his job description! This packer has become a staple of my wardrobe.

My final verdict of the Shin no Syoumei 002 Akari Mitani Onahole, is that it outperformed my expectations by a mile. There are numerous reasons I would purchase this toy, as well as recommend it to others. The intensity is high and pairs well with the overall tightness of the toy. Both the appearance and feel are both very realistic. The internal texture is also realistically designed, and is easily felt the whole way through, which sometimes isn't the case. The design is based on Akari Mitani, a JAV actress. I'm not familiar with her but I'd bet this toy is even more exciting if you are familiar with her and her work.

My overall opinion on the Meiki no Syoumei 14 Koyoi Konan, manufactured by NPG. Is that it’s a very versatile, high quality, and easy to use toy. Cleaning can be a hassle the first few sessions, but after a couple of times it’s really no issue. It has many characteristics of which I prefer. It's very intense, with an internal texture that's enhanced by the dual-layer hole construction. The variation between the two internal textures are fun to mess around with, switching between them is really fun. I personally prefer the vagina as its texture and tightness pair very nicely. The two tunnels both have differing textures and tightness's. The entry of the butthole is very tight and grips firmly. Definitely recommend to anyone looking for a high-quality stroker with a well designed dual-layer hole construction. I'm not into JAV and thus don't know much about Koyoi Konan. If you do, and are aware of her work, I'd bet this toy is even more enticing.

This originally was going to be a review saying how much I hated this toy and all the negative things that I didn't like...Instead, with a better mindset, I went back, re-tested and reviewed the Quickshot, and ultimately re-wrote the entire review. The Mia Malkova Quickshot differs from its full sized versions being only about 4 inches long and is a compact reinterpretation of the textures in the full sized units. It offers a versatile, engaging experience that despite some flaws keeps pace with the full sized versions, and in some ways exceeds them. Overall its a product that I can get behind and particularly at its cheap price, really recommend.

Lived up to my expectations. FYI, after my review, on Flesh Assist I found "girthreviews" screen name. 40+ reviews and he says which ones worked for larger guys right out of the box vs "Mods" (cutting fins off of the sleeve).

If you’ve been following my reviews for a while, you’ll know that I have a definite soft spot for the techier side of the adult toy industry. If it’s got a motor, app integration, or some form of smart connectivity, you can bet I want to get my junk into it. So you can imagine my excitement when the Lovense Solace Pro landed on my desk. A truly hands free masturbator that has a fast stroke speed and is kitted out with the latest in AI syncing and from the moment I opened the box everything about this screamed PREMIUM. The feel of the sleeve, the ability to truly customise strokes, and online functionality really hit home how high end the Solace Pro really was. This is a device that doesn’t just promise a good time, it delivers it in spades. The sleeve also stood out with its soft, skin-like texture and subtle internal detailing that struck the perfect balance between stimulation and comfort. That's not to say it was all sunshine and rainbows, there were occasional faults with the AI not syncing which left me limp as I trouble shooted and tried to get it up and running again and the packaged sleeve while great lacks suction control. Despite these mis-steps, the Solace Pro is a full featured package that really just wants you to strap in and take you for a ride...and what a ride it is.

This is a flawless toy that reinvents the wheel and gets me excited for what's to come in the sex toy world. It's clean, sleek, and packs quite the punch. The Kiiroo PowerShot is the toy that I didn't know I needed.

Sex toys that glow in the dark - what could be a better combo? Introducing the Feel Glow masturbator from Kiiroo! When I saw this unit I just couldn't say no and the novelty of a glow in the dark stroker was just too cool to refuse. Unfortunately I wish the sensations experienced matched my enthusiasm while charging it up. It's not to say that its a bad toy, or even that it wasn't satisfying. It's just that in a crowded market, if you are looking for pleasure, there are better products available. If however your looking for something quiet, something to develop stamina or just something to play with in the bedroom with another. its redeeming qualities could make this the toy for you.