Reviews

The Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve is an absolute game changer. This isn’t just another anal Fleshlight, it’s like finding a diamond in the rough. The fit is loose for an anal sleeve but it’s snug in all the right places. The texture’s not the most intense, but that’s the beauty of it. It’s smooth and realistic, kind of like LeBron effortlessly gliding to the rim, providing that perfect balance. The designers managed to capture pure comfort and pleasure, packing it into a sleeve that feels like it was made just for you. If you’re a first-timer or just starting to explore the world of anal Fleshlights like me, this is the one to go for. It’s easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid choice, think of it as the reliable Steph Curry three-pointer that you know will always hit the mark. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

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The Go Glow Mini Wand completely exceeded my expectations. When I first got it, I was drawn in by how adorable and discreet it looked—small enough to slip into a makeup bag or purse without anyone ever guessing what it is. But don’t let the size fool you—this little wand packs a surprisingly powerful punch. The vibrations are strong, steady, and satisfyingly deep for such a compact toy, making it perfect for both soothing body massages and intimate moments. I originally got it thinking it would just be a cute travel-friendly option, but honestly, it’s become one of my go-to toys even when I’m at home. It’s incredibly easy to use, with intuitive controls and just the right amount of vibration settings to explore different sensations without being overwhelming. The silicone feels silky smooth, and the design fits comfortably in the hand, which makes the whole experience feel effortless and enjoyable. What I love most is how low-key and fun it feels—there’s no pressure, just simple pleasure in a tiny, powerful package. Whether you’re a beginner or someone who wants a discreet, reliable toy for trips or spontaneous play, the Go Glow Mini Wand truly delivers. I didn’t expect to love it this much, but it’s honestly become a staple in my collection and something I’m always happy to reach for.

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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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Ever catch yourself zoning out, thinking about the MVP herself, Emily Willis? Well, now you can turn that daydream into a game-winning play with the Emily Willis Squirt Fleshlight. This thing is engineered for peak performance, easy to grip, smooth to handle, and designed for the die-hards who can’t get enough of her. The sensation is pure championship-level action. It’s a flawless replica, molded directly from Emily’s body, offering an experience so close to the real thing. If you’re already hooked on her all-star level looks and sexual feats, this is the Fleshlight that’s gonna take the top of the leaderboard!

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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I looooooove bewbs! I mean who doesn’t, anybody can appreciate a nice heavy rack. These Honkers feel and look incredible, and are guaranteed to fulfill your naughtiest desires and send you into Oppai Overdrive!

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Fleshlight's Violet Myers Waifu offers a nice blended design of intensity and endurance. I never felt it was too tight and yet I still found it intense at times. This sleeve offers the ability to prolong your session or speed it up depending on how you use it (and how much lubricant you use). It's a versatile design and a fun experience. I liked the fact that this design offers a bit more room (not being as tight) and yet still provides an awesome orgasm.

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This toy is so cute and convenient! There's not many options when it comes to vibrations but that's ok :)

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The Boundless Vulva by CalExotics is a realistic penis masturbator crafted from life-like Pure Skin TPE. It’s ideal for anyone who enjoys multi-textured inner chambers that deliver solid stimulation with a touch of extra tightness. I’d especially recommend it to those looking for a Fleshlight-style experience at a more affordable price — or to first-timers exploring strokers. Perfect for a quick, satisfying release.

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There are no words for how ridiculous this machinery is. The Satisfyer Curvy 1 is a stellar vibrator—great power, excellent suction head, and easy to navigate buttons. It’s a completely waterproof toy with Satisfyer’s classic 15 year warranty. Plus, the air pulsing technology is so well done in all Satisfyer toys, especially this one. Air pulsing pairs with vibrations, both of which feature 11 intensities. All around a stellar toy. Satisfyer developed an app to allow you to control the toy through your phone. It has some cool features like special vibration patterns, touch control to fine-tune intensity, and remote controls. The app isn’t something that speaks to me, I’m happy with using the buttons the old fashioned way. However, the app allows you to connect to Spotify and play any song through the vibrator. The Curvy 1 then translates the song into vibrations, so you can orgasm to the beat of a song. This had me in stitches. I laughed so hard when the Curvy 1 started vibrating to the beat of Greta Van Fleet.

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Holy Guacamole... if you've ever wanted to jam your cock into a hot anime bitch's mouth, then this is the toy for you! Get this chick to clitter-clatter her teeth all over your knob, because it is AMAZING!!!

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The Fleshlight Riley Reid Insomnia is a wonderful toy for those that are just getting into toys or for those who collect many! It ticks all the right boxes of what you would look for in a toy and doesn’t under deliver. It’s material is high quality and 100% phthalate-free, it’s built to last and feels incredible to use. The internal pattern is intense and tight with an initial tight entry leading to multiple bumps and grooves that all combine into a special experience. The lips also add a surprisingly immersive touch as well. It doesn’t feel exactly like a blowjob from Riley Reid but it feels incredible nonetheless. Care is very straightforward unlike some other male toys. Overall, this Fleshlight delivers everything you would hope for in a toy and then some.

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The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.

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Sohimi’s Double Sided Strap-On is a product that proves the theory of “Getting what you paid for.” If you are looking for a product that will get the job done with a little bit of fun, or maybe you want this cheaper alternative while you save up money for a higher quality (and more expensive) product, I’d recommend this product. Otherwise, I would advise looking elsewhere. That’s not to say the Double Sided Strap-On isn’t fun, me and my boyfriend were able to utilize all parts of this toy in many ways, but that’s more of an affect of it being a manual tool with detachable parts and us being willing to put in a little bit of elbow grease to make it work for us. If you’re or the person you’re buying it for aren’t willing to do that, start saving up. If you are, buy it now with the major discount and you’ll get some bang for your buck!

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