Satisfyer's Top Secret App Enabled Wearable Vibrator Review

Design

Hits all the right spots.. most of the time.

The design for Satisfyer's Topsecret is a fairly common one when it comes to panty clit and G-spot stimulation. However, it could be better with how it hits the stimulation. Because the only thing holding it to you is your underwear and part of the toy inside, I have found that it's extremely uncomfortable on the clit to do more than sitting or laying in a certain position that holds it to the clit to initiate stimulation. The g-spot insertion part is for the most part flexible, but the clit vibration part is not, and it sometimes doesn't hit the clit which sucks.

Otherwise, i have found its design to be just fine, the g-spot vibrator does hit the g-spot. It has magnetic charging which is ALWAYS a plus in my books.

Quality

It feels... Satisfactory

For the most part, it's really well made and feels high quality! The silicone is soft enough except for the endges by the base where it can sometimes rub against an already sensitive area in an incredibly uncofortable way. Otherwise, it doesn't feel expensive, but it doesnt feel cheap.. So i would say it's satisfactory.

Performance and Experience

A super pleasing experience... for those with thinner thighs.

While in actual use, either on my own or with a partner, I have found it to be extremely fun and pleasing! The vibrations can be STRONG, I dont have the most sensitive g-spot, but when the vibrations are rocking my insides, it feels FANTASTIC. Same with the clit, as I said before with the design, I REALLY wish it was more adjustable, because my clit doesn't get a majority of the vibrations and that's what really makes me come and so when it's uncomfortable to have in and I'm not getting enough vibration to the clit, it's not as pleasurable as I wish I know it could be.

A HUGE downside I've experienced when trying to use this is that if you're someone with thicker thighs, while they may save lives, they make playing remotely difficult. The bluetooth connection between the app and the toy itself is extremely weak, even when not inside someone with thicker thighs.

We can't talk experience without acknowledging the user experience when using the Satisfyer app! There are a lot of pros and cons to the app itself so I'll try and keep it brief. Immediately when opening the app you are given 6 different options of what to use with the app. They include their own stories and meditation that you can listen and vibe to (pun intended), you can connect your music listening app to vibe to your music of choice (again, pun intended), or have the ambient sound around you control the vibrations (sorry, no pun) Or you can choose to program play or live play. Program play has a set of pre made vibration patterns where you can control what patterns, how long, how strong, etc. Live play you make the patterns, the intensity, everything. You also can connect with any satisfyer user to control their toys or visa versa (with consent of course!)

Materials and care

"Caring for your Satisfyer is easy" and it's true!

From Adam and Eve, the instructions they give state that "caring for your Satisfyer is easy. Just wash with mild soap and water or Adam & Eve toy cleaner. Rinse well and pat dry."

It truly is that easy, I have never had issues with washing it with a mild soap and water, spritzing some antibacterial spray, and either pat drying or letting it air dry.

As for material, it is listed as being Silicone and ABS (plastic). It feels soft and is indeed body safe silicone which makes it easy to clean.

Packaging

Smoooooooth as butter

You know the feeling of unboxing a new phone? That's the feeling you get when unboxing this toy. Satisfyer took great care in the packaging and layout of this toy with the smooth slide of the boxes and how the toy was stored inside. I only had the one photo on the box and the pictures I found online to refer to though, but there are PLENTY of clip art to let you know they have an app!

It costs $77 and for the average sex toy it's not the most expensive, however...

With the average range for. an app controlled remote vibrator that still has 12 different vibration functions, I would say it's worth the price, it works as functions! However, because the quality of the product affects its ability to function as intended for me, I would spend my money on a different toy.

A big plus towards Satisfyer on this end though is that they have a 15 year guarantee so if you really dont like the product, with proof of purchase they will refund your purchase, which is something I appreciate from a brand called Satisfyers!