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  Penis Toys5.00

  Review of the CalExotics Anime Stroker

  I loved it if you need something effective and portable this is a great toy for travel.

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  Foot415

  Jan 02, 2026

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  Vibrators3.38

  Our Erotic Journey Scorpio Zodiac Vibe Review: SO damn cute but DIDN'T get me off!

  One of the cutest toys I've ever owned...but the caveat: it didn't work as well as I had hoped. Its shape is impractical, and its vibrations weren't that strong. It's a little difficult to clean for a waterproof silicone toy, too. I cannot stress enough how adorable it is, though. It has a SMILE!

  

  EducatorKim

  Jan 01, 2026

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  Penis Toys4.25

  Hot Octopuss - Pulse 4 Duo Review

  If you have been following my reviews you will have noticed that I have a preference for electronic masturbators and when I came across the Hot Octopus Pulse 4 Duo - couples vibrator, I couldn't wait to give it a go. A bit of background first - The thinking behind this toy is that is it designed for every body and can be used in multiple situations from general solo use, for those who suffer from erectile disfunction, couples who are looking to spice up their foreplay or those who cannot have penetrative sex due to pain or conditions like endometriosis. It really tries to tick all the boxes for sexual pleasure. Unfortunately, while it did provide some of the most intense vibrations I have felt in a toy yet, I found the couples side was lacking. Pain and pressure were unavoidable and its use was somewhat awkward - it was especially let down by an unresponsive and buggy remote! Thankfully when used solo the Duo was mostly redeemed with its strong vibrations producing intense and quick orgasms. Read through the rest of my review to find out all the details!

  

  smuttexts

  Dec 31, 2025

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  Dildos4.25

  The Knotty List | SwiSok Abysmal Dragon Dildo Review

  The Abysmal surprised me far more in use than it did in looks, which says a lot for a creature that seems like it crawled out of a forbidden trench. On paper, it reads like a chaos gremlin’s dream date with all its horns, scales, and smug little eyes, but in practice, it behaves way more thoughtfully than its monster aesthetic suggests. It manages to be both intimidating and approachable without tripping over its own theatrics. What really won me over is how Swisok’s medium silicone brings the sculpt to life. It gives the toy a playful flexibility that keeps things dynamic without turning it into a wrestling match. Once you guide it where it needs to go, it moves with you in a way that feels natural and strangely creature-like. Dramatic when it wants to be and gentle when it needs to be, creating the kind of mischief that feels fun rather than chaotic. The sculpt feels intentional from start to finish. The early waves keep things curious, the midsection refuses to settle into a predictable rhythm, and the final swell feels earned instead of punishing. Internally, the big shapes shine while the smaller textures mostly fade. Externally, those details come alive, and the toy has just enough personality to make you smile at how animated it feels. In the end, the Abysmal stands out because it commits fully to its creature fantasy and still performs beautifully. It has quirks, charm, and a playful streak that makes the whole experience memorable.

  

  LecheryReview

  Dec 30, 2025

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  Penis Toys4.68

  Fleshlight Megan Rain Thunder Review

  I'm a big fan, it's a highly stimulating and tight sleeve with a realistic anal opening that makes it very enticing. If you're a fan of anal, I would highly recommend!

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  FiendFyre

  Dec 29, 2025

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  Couple‘s Toys4.30

  Hott Love Extreme- Control Freak Vibrating Strap Review

  Overall, I love this product. it works for any body part, as a vibrator, a dildo, a strapon, and it feels great! I was pleasantly surprised by the overall quality of this toy. The design feels well thought-out, and it’s comfortable once adjusted properly. The vibration settings offer a nice range of intensity, which adds to the experience without feeling overwhelming. It is easy to clean and seems durable enough for regular use. Definitely a solid choice if you’re looking for something reliable and versatile. The materials feel smooth and body-safe, and the straps stay secure without slipping. Battery life is decent, and the controls are simple to figure out even in the moment. It’s discreet enough for storage, and the packaging was subtle yet nicely done. Overall, an enjoyable and dependable addition to my collection.

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  cart

  Dec 28, 2025

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  BDSM4.63

  2 in 1 Bondage Bench Spanish Horse Review

  Overall, I am completely satisfied with my purchase. It was so fulfilling to be able to buy a dream BDSM furniture piece. Having the piece be compactible is mandatory with owning a one-bedroom apartment. The biggest issues that I run into to is having to be mindful about the flat vinyl top reacting to the black paint. I store those pieces separate from each other. And also, the Spanish horse attachment cannot be cleaned with alcohol-based products. Other than those two issues, I would highly recommend buying from these sellers. As a side note: The use of the Spanish horse should be done with consideration for medical issues such as balance and mobility.

  

  AspenOnyx

  Dec 27, 2025

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  Dildos4.75

  Beginner Friendly Fantasy Dildo? Equus Unicorn Horn by Uberrime Review

  As a big fan of Uberrime, I think it's great to see them launch a line that is designed specifically for people who are curious about fantasy dildos. Equus Unicorn Horn has an approachable texture and shape, it's harness compatible and anal friendly, and I love the vibrancy of the colors! You can buy the Equus Unicorn Horn either as a ready-made in a pearly white to pink fade with gold accents, or you can customize your own colors. Uberrime is a great company that's run by members of the LGBTQIA+ community, and they have a wide range of unique toys ranging from fantasy dildos to realistic to non-phallic. I love their color marbleizations and they do vibrancy so so well! If you've never tried fantasy dildos, but you're curious about them, the Phantasia line by Uberrime is perfect to check out. I highly recommend them!

  

  Sydney Screams

  Dec 26, 2025

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