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BDSM5.00Generic Wooden Spoon Review: The Old-School Icon With a Double Life
The wooden spoon is the archetypal pervertable: durable, evocative, aesthetically pleasing, and endlessly versatile. It carries both warmth and gravitas, making it perfect for playful sensory exploration, controlled pacing, and meaningful moments that connect emotional memory with physical presence. It’s quiet, discreet, inexpensive, and filled with personality, making it an easy 10/10 for symbolism, versatility, and nostalgic charm.
BDSM5.00The Humble Generic Silicone Spatula Review: The Kitchen Tool With… Surprising Potential
The silicone spatula is the gateway pervertable: approachable, versatile, discreet, and surprisingly elegant in the right hands. It invites creativity, encourages communication, and brings levity to scenes that might otherwise feel too intense or structured. Whether you’re a curious beginner, an experienced kinkster, or simply someone who appreciates the artistry in repurposing ordinary objects, the spatula earns a solid 10/10 for versatility, subtlety, and playful mischief.
Vibrators4.55Toendi Cherly G Spot Vibrating Dildo Video Review | 3-in-1 Stimulation Test
4/5. It definitely a fun toy to hit ALL of your markers. Three in one stimulation! The size is good for beginners but not as big as some people may want in a dildo. Wish it was more affordable. Very similar designs on Amazon for less. I think it’s confusing that you have to use the power button to also turn on the vibrations.
BDSM5.00Natural Wood Clothespins Review – The Unexpected Household Classic With Endless Creative Potential
The clothespins earn their place in the Pervertables Hall of Fame for a reason: It transforms the everyday into the extraordinary. It’s affordable, discreet, reliable, and endlessly adaptable. It invites creativity. It teaches technique. It builds trust. And it allows for beautifully simple forms of connection—nothing overwhelming, nothing flashy, just pure intention and communication. Whether used for gentle positioning, decorative wraps, controlled movement, or structured closeness, clothespins embody the essence of pervertables: ordinary objects made meaningful through shared imagination. 10/10 for approachability, versatility, and timeless charm.
Vibrators4.75Bang! G-Spot Flexible Silicone Vibrator Video Review: Slim, Simple, and Beginner Approved
I will give this one a 4/5 because it definitely does what it claims too! I just think for me, it is too skinny/small. I would recommend it to people who are beginners and just starting out with toy experience.
Dildos4.13reature Cock Krakenar Tentacle Silicone Dildo Review: Big Fantasy, Small Price
9/10. Price can't be beat! Such a fun toy to add to your collection and 1/5th the price of similar fantasy dildos on BadDragon.com
Couple‘s Toys5.00Liberator Tallulah Locking Toy Case Review – Secure, Stylish Storage for Sex Toys
If you’re serious about keeping your toy stash organized, discreet, and safe, the Liberator Tallulah Locking Toy Case is a total standout. This isn’t just “a place to toss your toys.” It actually feels like a grown-up accessory - soft to the touch, structured, roomy, and secure. The dual-zipper lock gives peace of mind if you’re sharing space or just value privacy. Plus, the water-resistant interior means a little spill won’t ruin your vibe. And here’s the best part: once it’s filled, it doesn’t scream “sex toy bag”. It could easily pass for a chic mini travel kit or fancy toiletry pouch, neatly tucked on a shelf or nightstand. Sure, the packaging could feel a bit more luxurious, and yes, the bright color (my version) might stand out if you’re aiming for total discretion. But honestly? Those are tiny quibbles in an otherwise high-quality, practical, and stylish bag. For the price, you’re getting style, durability, security, and space - all in one. If you care about organization, discretion, or just want to give your toys a little respect, the Tallulah is totally worth it. I’d recommend it to anyone looking to elevate how they store and protect their collection - because your toys deserve it.
Couple‘s Toys3.20Luxus Couples Vibrator Review: Innovative Idea, Disappointing Reality
This is my first real “meh” review, and unfortunately, it goes to Luxus. I wanted to love it—the concept is clever, and the packaging, materials, and marketing all promise a techy, sensual couples’ experience. But in practice? It felt a little clunky, overly complicated, and ultimately underwhelming. The vibrations are on the buzzy, light side, and the “synced movement = synced pleasure” idea only works if you keep things in constant motion (no pauses allowed). That can put a damper on spontaneity, comfort, and a relaxed connection. On top of that, relying on adhesive stickers or a separate harness to keep the vibrator in place adds an extra layer of hassle. If you’re curious about tech-forward toys, Luxus might still pique your interest. Just know that, for me, it doesn’t quite deliver the smooth, hands-free fun it promises. There are simpler, more reliable toys that hit harder, feel deeper, and let you focus on pleasure instead of choreography. This is a flashy, ambitious idea—but one that doesn’t fully translate into a seamless experience. That said, it could still be fun for adventurous couples willing to experiment and work with its quirks.
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