Home/Community/lemonadetarts
Follow
15 Followers

Age: 30

Gender: Female

No introduction yet

  • Reviews(15)
  • Funzze's Round Handheld Massager Review - Simply Amazing

    Funzze's Round Handheld Massager Review - Simply Amazing

    TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

  • Our Erotic Journey's Cancer Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - It's Not Pussy Forward

    Our Erotic Journey's Cancer Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - It's Not Pussy Forward

    TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

  • Adam & Eve: Eve's Thumping Love Button Review - A Mediocre Collector's Toy Only

    Adam & Eve: Eve's Thumping Love Button Review - A Mediocre Collector's Toy Only

    Overall, I don't recommend this toy. It's overpriced, over-designed, and doesn't have a powerful enough vibration for me to overlook all of the other negative aspects of this toy. So it's just not going to be a mainstay of my collection. But the kicker is that this toy really isn't even sold anywhere anymore. So this review feels somewhat moot. The only places that carry it are the websites that weren't able to move the product quick enough before Adam & Eve stopped promoting/selling this toy. And those sites are like on the second page of Google 😬. My video review was a little nicer, but somewhat of a sticking point is the USB charger--it lowers the "easy to clean" score substantially. While I probably wouldn't necessarily rate it a 2.95 myself, you do need to take special care when cleaning it, or you potentially risk damaging it. Maybe once all website are totally sold out, this will become a collector's item (finger's crossed). P.S. Apologies for the low-res screen capture of the Adam & Eve website...I think down-grading the video to sub 1GB messed with the quality.

  • Our Erotic Journey's Leo Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - Be a Gooner on the Go (Runner-Up)!

    Our Erotic Journey's Leo Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - Be a Gooner on the Go (Runner-Up)!

    TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. This is the runner-up of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall strong recommendation. Check out my review on OEJ's Aquarius Mini Vibe because both toys are pretty comparable, so what I have to say about both is similar (but bonus points to the Leo in particular because that's my sign ❤️). While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The Leo probably has the most versatility of the three toys that I reviewed only because you can set it flat and grind on top of it. And the irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them like I could the Leo. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

  • KYO Loop (Set of 6) Silicone Cock Rings Review - Lasting Longer on the Cheap

    KYO Loop (Set of 6) Silicone Cock Rings Review - Lasting Longer on the Cheap

    TL;DR: Cheap, Easy to Use, and will make any male friend last much longer (if that's a concern). A solid recommend! Okay! So if you were curious, these reviews are generally totally blind. I open them, use them, and film these reviews all in the same day to get my honest and unfiltered reactions unless I otherwise specify. In doing a little more research after I filmed this review, I found out that I was wrong. I initially thought these were masturbator rings, but they're actually advertised as cock rings. Which makes sense!--some of the rings were just a little too big for my partner's cock, so the 3 biggest rings are most likely designed to fit around the base of the cock and balls together. And I also figured out the the numbers on the sides are indeed the inner diameter of the rings, and range from 1" to about 2-1/4". That being said, my partner's initial reaction of thinking he'd last longer with them was totally spot on! And he thinks he'd last at least twice as long using them, which I think is a pretty big endorsement. So if you're looking to extend your intimate time with a male friend and aren't wanting to use any sort of numbing cream or gel, I think these are a really good solution! My only real critique is that these are quite basic; I would prefer something with a little more personality even if they stayed with the exact same solid silicone design. Since they're so simple, it's tough to think of any suggestions or what I'd like better, but I bet some ribbing on the inside and some color variations would be nice. And then it would remind me of tenga eggs, which I really like.

  • Our Erotic Journey's Aquarius Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - Be a Gooner on the Go!

    Our Erotic Journey's Aquarius Mini Vibe Review (The Zodiac Collection) - Be a Gooner on the Go!

    TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. I can see both beginners and long-time kinksters getting good use out of these. A strong recommendation and currently my favorite from this collection by Our Erotic Journey. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point. A bit of a nit-pick, but I wonder what niche the Zodiac Collection will carve out for itself...Overall, the toy seems a bit simplistic to keep in your sock drawer and be your main go-to. I know I said that I liked how strong the vibrations are; and while that is true, because of the limitations of its size, I think it might get overshadowed by any toy with more real estate to house stronger electronic components. On the other hand, I feel like only certified gooners would dare to keep one of these on their key rings for spur-of-the-moment public play. So these toys seem to have two different competing use cases.

  • FunnyMee Sani G-Spot Massager Review: Elite Rabbit Vibes

    FunnyMee Sani G-Spot Massager Review: Elite Rabbit Vibes

    This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe. And it's valid thru the end of October, so don't wait ~ . . . The one size fits all design of this toy means that you're probably either going to love it or hate it. I wish the Sani had the adjustability of a toy that I recently reviewed and really liked; the Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator. The Dolce had quite a big range of adjustability in the neck that the Sani is sorely lacking. I know that adding that sort of tech would probably drive the price up quite a bit, but adding that little bit of adjustability would take this from a toy that I found uncomfortable to use, to something that I would probably enjoy quite a bit. Like I said in my video review, the vibrations were quite strong, which is great!--but no matter how strong the vibrations are, it can't overcome me being in pain from using the toy. I would say overall that if this toy hits you just in the right spot, it could probably be a mainstay in your toy collection. And because the price point is very, very cheap, maybe it's worth a try just to see if you do like the shape. I really wanted to like this toy, it's a novel design with cools functions that most toys don't have, which I think is kind of rare. But for me personally, this is a very disappointed pass.

  • CamToyz Lolly Clit Vibrator Review

    CamToyz Lolly Clit Vibrator Review

    Maybe this is a little harsh, but overall, it feels like a bit of a scam. And the overall 3.00 score belies my true feelings on this toy. The tongue is too short and the motor is too weak for it to really stimulate any pleasure at all. So the price point seems a little high for what you're getting. This toy belongs in a Spencer's Gifts or a Hallmark Store. I would be a little more forgiving if the price was half as much and it was marketed as a silly gag gift. As a side note, they really missed an opportunity to add little oinking noises as you use the toy. I know it's a bit silly, but I actually would've liked it more if it did. This is a "leave it" from me.

  • FunnyMee Rose Licking G-Spot Vibrator Review

    FunnyMee Rose Licking G-Spot Vibrator Review

    This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.

  • Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator Review

    Lovense Dolce Dual Vibrator Review

    TL;DR: Lovense is an amazing brand and I think this is probably my second favorite toy out of all 7 that I own. A mainstay. Get this and you won't be disappointed. The 4.43 rating is lower than it should be, I just think that basically all sex toys should be cleaned, so the "easy to clean" score brings it down a little bit unfortunately. But overall, this is definitely a 10/10 toy for me! The full price of $239 might be a little tough for casual users to justify, but I've consistently owned each Lovense toy for 3+ years before they've ever had a problem (if they do end up having a problem), so they do hold up to intense usage. But if you're able to snag it while it's on sale (Lovense also has many frequent sales on their website), then it's super duper worth it.

  • We-Vibe Rave Vibrator Review

    We-Vibe Rave Vibrator Review

    This is a fair toy overall. The shape and quality could be perfect for some people, though it doesn't rise to the "cream of the crop" for me so to speak. The Bluetooth compatibility though means it probably edges out compared to other G-Spot Vibrators for some people. Is it exactly fair to compare this toy to any of the products sold on Amazon?--probably not, but I think a large number of people will turn to Amazon for cheap prices, so WeVibe has to compete with Amazon whether it's fair or not unfortunately. After checking out WeVibe's website they already have a Rave v2, which looks like it received a redesign, so maybe some of the complaints that I had with the Rave v1 may have been addressed. But the Rave v2 is still at the $149 price point, so the high price point is still a factor to consider.

  • CamToyz Landon Male Torso Review

    CamToyz Landon Male Torso Review

    Overall, it's a fine toy but much too expensive compared to other similar toys - I would shop around before buying. As a side note, I do think all the design details are fun and maybe if just a few more elements were added, I would highlight the "personality" of the toy as potentially being a selling point (they already named this toy, wouldn't be cool if they had like different character archetypes you could choose from!). I would also love to come back and find that they added some strong suction to the back of their Landon v2.0, so we'll just have to wait and see.

  • 1
  • 2