Funzze's Round Handheld Massager Review - Simply Amazing
Dec 13, 2025
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My verdict
TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended.
Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand.
My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate.
Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus
Pros
- Intense Vibrations
- Compact & Quiet: A Great Toy to Sneak into Places
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Cons
- Slightly Too Thin Neck Handle/Grip: A Debuff to Your Handling Stat
- Power Button Right on the Handle: I Accidently Turned it Off a Few Times
