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TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

This toy from Funzze is incredibly... fun. It's literally a 3-in-1 contraption, which is crazy to even think about. I will say that the caveat in that is the 3-in-1 "functions" work so far apart from one another. So instead of feeling three things at once, you're given the choice to feel 3 different things from 1 toy. Still, I loved the oscillations and the thrusting. The suction part of the toy could use some improvements in a future design. But did I have fun with this thing? Totally!

The Funzze Super Powerful Massager is a great addition to any toy collection, fully equipped with 8 speeds and 20 vibration modes, this vibe will rock your world. What I appreciated about this massager was I could use it all over my body, which is not something that is applicable for all sex toys. I started my exploration by using the massager on my clit, but the vibrations were pretty powerful so I opted for putting a thin towel between my clit and the massager for more gentle vibrations to the area. After I got warmed up, I was able to forgo the towel, and use the massager directly on my clit. The vibrations were strong, and I was able to orgasm quickly, which was surprising because the toys in my collection usually take me 10-40 minutes to reach my climax. I am still learning the speeds and intensities that are best for my body, but I can say I really enjoyed the Funzze massager.

If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

I had a lot of fun with this toy! It was definitely something different. I think something that really stands out about this toy is how bendy and flexible it is. You can get creative with your solo and partnered play. Also, the color!? So cute. I love the mint green they went with.

The 9" Black Fantasy Dildo is amazing and made me enjoy toys that are not obscene in size! The black color and ribbed texture made for a wonderful experience, both inside and outside the shower. The suctioning at the back of the toy makes it possible for me to enjoy the toy in a variety of settings.