As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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Tracy's Dog Clitoral Licking G Spot Vibrator is a lovely product that fits comfortably and feels like a dream. But when it gets down to the delivery, there are a few issues with its design that can make it less enjoyable for some. This product is beautiful to look at from its purple hue to its sleek design. It's also a bit whimsical because you can see someone had a bit of fun designing the licker portion. What looks like a small, open mouth seems to grin at you when you open the package! This was one of the most engaging bits of design in the product for me; after all, who doesn't like to giggle a bit during sex? The G-spot end may seem a bit wide compared to a few other, slimmer toys, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable as long as you use your lube. In my case, I went with a bit of foreplay with a toy I know before moving on to the main event. (Some reviewers online mention only needing a few minutes with this toy, but that wasn't my experience.) All in all, things were comfortable and easy in the beginning. It's only when you get to the dual stimulation action that the product really shows its shortcomings. The G-spot vibrations are incredibly strong, giving you intense, all-through-your-body pleasure. However, it's hard to enjoy the main point of the product because the G-spot vibrations are so intense and the clitoral licker is so... not. It's difficult enough just to get the licker to sit where it should and stay there. And once you do, it can be almost impossible to feel it when the full vibrations of the G-spot stimulator are rocking through you. All in all, it's a product that can get you there (especially if you're a bit creative). But it doesn't really deliver what it's promising — dual stimulation — which can feel like a letdown.

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The Womanizer OG offers a unique blend of air pulsation and G-spot stimulation with its flexible, curved design. While the air pulsation on the G-spot may feel subtle for some, it adds an intriguing layer to the experience. With customizable vibration and air pulsation settings, this quiet and waterproof toy is ideal for users seeking versatile, gentle stimulation.

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These are amazing menstrual cups that are so comfortable to keep inside. I'm used to keeping menstrual cups inside of me for 7-8 hours max, but these fun cups are so much better. It's easier to use these toys when you're comfortable rather than when you're bleeding.

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This award winning design is cute as heck, but also really comfortable to hold for someone like me, who has nerve damage in their hand! The Satisfyer Orca is not the strongest air-pulse toy, but it is well made. In my opinion the toy is not strong enough to give you that feeling of "omg my clit is being suctioned off!" I think this makes for an excellent gift for anyone who wants gentle suction and likes cute designs. It's got an IPX7 rating, which means you can take it into the bath or shower with you. It's got both suction and air-pulse technology, and you're able to use the motors together or separately, though I don't find the vibrations powerful enough to use on their own.

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The Dual Vibrating Arc from Plus One features a simple, sleek design that packs a punch. For once, a ‘personal massager’ that is actually lovely to use on your back and between your legs. The curved design and soft silicone fit comfortably in my hand while providing targeted internal stimulation. With two size options and multiple speeds, the Dual Vibrating Arc is perfect for finding the g-spot and p-spot, making it a gender-inclusive toy. Strong vibrations and ergonomic hold make this an excellent option for clitorial or external play, as well. The toy’s length made playing on my back and stomach easy. However, the toy did let me down a little. The shape of the arch doesn’t allow for simultaneous dual stimulation. While only one side vibrates at a time - already a little disappointing - the vibrations are so strong they made my hand tingle - not a bad thing, but not the most comfortable for longer play.

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The Satisfyser Pro 2 is nearly the perfect toy. Its suctioning vibrations range from very gentle to bedshakingly powerful. Every other toy manufacturer should take notes on the layout of the Satisfyser button. One button for on/off, another with an up and down arrow to move freely between intensities. There’s no cycling between weird patterns or having to reach full power just to cycle back down to a lower intensity. It has genuinely always baffled me that toy designers can’t figure this one out, but finally, Satisfyser has. Personally, I’m not a fan of vibration patterns unless they’re really show-stopping. Satsfyser has one vibration mode utilizing air pulsing pressure waves with 11 intensity options. The only note I have is the shape. The head of the vibrator pokes out too far from the handle. It isn’t too bothersome while lying on your back. But to avoid being too annoyed when flipped over, I recommend positioning a pillow under your lower stomach to elevate your hips and get them higher than the vibrator. Otherwise, the toy will be rough on your wrists and hips.

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