Don't let this luxury looking vibrator fool you for one second, it may look classy and sleek, but it likes to get down and dirty in more ways than one! The Rocks-Off Chaiamo is a lipstick shaped vibrator designed to bring pinpoint accurate vibes to those special places. For some it may be too intense, even on the lowest settings, for others it may be bang on! It comes with 10 settings, 3 intensities and 7 patterns, equipped with a magnetic charger to juice up. Though it's super soft to touch and it glides so easily during use, it's also a BIG dust collector so definitely make sure to wipe it down before each use. There's no official IPX rating provided anywhere, just a claim that it's 100% waterproof, so proceed to enjoy bath time but I'd advise to do so with caution, same with clean up. There's no storage pouch provided with this toy, so you're on your own as far as how you want to store it in order to ensure it doesn't mingle with any of those rascally dust bunnies. Personally, it's a toy that was quite enjoyable for penetration, but too intense for external simulation. Though I enjoyed it, I think I'd reach for other toys before I reached for it again. Since it packs a huge punch I wouldn't totally discard it, it's definitely great for internal use, and a mini clitoral vibrator would pair perfectly with it for an all encompassing experience!

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I'm not sure if I'm slow to the game and it was their actual intention with the name, but I could see a reason why this toy would be called "White Nights"... it could even be called "White Sheets" lol as if they weren't white at the start, they will be at the end. Doc Johnson's White Nights is a bullet with a power that's easy for beginners to handle but a maximum intensity that may still satisfy more experienced users. It's a battery operated bullet that runs on two AA batteries (NOT included). Like the Gaia Eco it's a dial operated toy with increasing intensities, simply turn the clear dial at the base of the toy all the way left to turn the toy off, or rotate anywhere from 0º to 115º to the right to adjust the intensity. No pouch is included in the packaging, but thanks to the material it can stay relatively clean where ever it's stored. No actual IPX rating is provided, the site claims waterproof while the box claims water resistant, so please use with caution if desiring a shower or bath with this item. The overall length is 7", the insertable length is 6", and the width is 1" making it a good size for beginners and a decent one for experienced users. Compared to the Gaia Eco I like this one more because of the material feel, the intensity and the easy to identify dial. In regards to the SugarBoo, I prefer the size and single adjustable intensity of the White Nights, but the overall intensity and button operation of the SugarBoo. This is a bullet I would consider going back to on its own and potentially with another toy or two swapping this for penetration or clitoral use only depending on the other toy.

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Not to be biased or insensitive by any means, but it has to be said... This is "A Hippy's First Dildo"! I could easily see this device being handed out as an environmentally, sex-positive goodie bag item at an earth-friendly festival, and I genuinely think that would be pretty awesome. Especially if it came in a hemp or other ethically sourced material type bag! (wink wink, nudge nudge! Please include a storage pouch next batch!) The Blush Gaia Bullet is the "world's first sustainably made vibrator" and it sure as hell beats the Blush Lipstick any day. This environmentally friendly device uses two AA batteries (NOT included) and features an adjustable dial at the base of the battery cover with a 90º turn radius (not to be mistaken for a seam in the design >.>). The vibes are great for beginners but more than likely too weak for more experienced users or ones that just prefer a more intense vibe. It has no IPX rating, and is only considered to be splashproof so, I guess it's eco-friendly with water consumption too? ><" If the Rocks-Off SugarBoo, with its more intense vibes and settings, can claim to run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, I'd say this would last just as long, if not much longer since it's less intense overall. As long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long enough and girthy enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. I'd much rather be a relaxed, nap under a tree type girl than a dressed up night on the town one! Though I admittedly have desires to be both lol. That being said, I don't know that this would necessarily be a toy I'd reach for again any time soon just because I much prefer a bit more intense of a vibration than it can offer. I'm extremely happy that it's part of my collection though and wouldn't be against going back to it at all! Especially since I overcame my user error lol.

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Never thought a toy could be so sweet and so spicy at the same time! The Rocks-Off SugarBoo is a perfect little bullet for beginners because of its small size, but is powerful enough to potentially suit those more experienced. This beautiful blue bullet comes ready for action right out the box with two AAA batteries locked and loaded, thanks to Rocks-Off's awesome think ahead nature. There's no storage pouch included, but its overall 5.51" length does make it a perfect travel companion, and an easy to store toy overall. It has 10 power packed settings, 3 intensities, and 7 patterns that feel amazing outside and inside. It's powered on/off by holding the button for 3 seconds, and operated by pressing the button to cycle through each setting. It has an IPX7 rating, so you can melt like sugar as things get hotter and wetter in the shower. Rocks-Off claims the device can run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, but as long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long and wide enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. This is a bullet I'd gladly reach for again and again. I love the color, the fact that it came with batteries, the initial intensity out the gate, the IPX7 rating, and the versatility that this toy brings! Next time give me a storage pouch and I'll say I'm in love.

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Are you a fan of 50 Shade of Grey, but feel it's a bit too risqué for where you're at with your sexual comfort? Meet the 50 Shades of Lilac bundle. This little bundle provides a beginner style transition into a sensual world of mystery, erotic pleasure, and a potentially deeper connection between partners. The Pillow Talk Racy is an adorable, luxury style G-spot toy with a "come hither" shape that will bring you closer and closer to orgasm. The Special Edition Racy features a cleaning brush, satin pouch, a satin blindfold, and a pack of 9 titillating foreplay cards that may help you and your partner learn each sensual spot that makes you squirm, have your toes curling, and begging for more. The device takes 2.5 hrs to charge, can be used for 1hr, and uses a 3.5 mm jack style charger. It's a single button operation with one setting that incrementally increases in power as the button is held down. If the button is quickly pressed three times a travel lock setting is deactivated. Sadly, it's only splash proof, which means no steamy shower scenes can be acted out. The overall length is 5.7", the insertable length is 3.75" and the girth is 0.87" making it an excellent beginner toy and another pinpoint G-Spot and clitoral option for more experienced users. Personally, I adore this package! The color, the overall luxurious aesthetic, and the easy introduction into a controlled but mysterious form of bedroom play are all fantastic. I LOVE that they included a pouch as it helps keep everything together, and the cleaning brush is a thoughtful touch as it helps clean the grooves. The single button use is as nice as it is annoying because it can be quite easy to go past the desired intensity, and it's a start from scratch situation to go back to a previous setting. I'm also saddened by the splash proof rating but it's not a total deal breaker. This is a toy I'd reach for again, and I'd most definitely use the blindfold and cards with other toys. ;P

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The Pure Envy Serenity Stick is unique among all of the toys I have encountered thus far as it has an electronic panel that displays the setting, the intensity level, run time, and the battery level all in a super clear and convenient manner. It has 10 settings, a single vibration and 9 patterns, and each setting can have an intensity varying from 1 to 4. Though a charging time is nowhere to be found, the device can be used for 120 minutes and has an IPX7 rating which blows my mind! This has more electronics than the other Pure Envy toys I have, but is the only one among them that's capable of being fully submersed in a tub! Despite its name being Serenity, I would not call the sounds it makes serene in the least. The vibrations sound a bit intense and obnoxious which kind of breaks the mood in a sensual sense, but I could somehow tolerate and overlook if it means that my neck, shoulders, and back feel better lol. This device is pretty awesome overall for what it is and what it's capable of, but I think I would put it with my Ava Evo and Shibari Halo and use it as a genuine every day massager more than I'd ever use it as a "personal" one.

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I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature and comfortable in the same sense, though it only seems to have one setting which is a rotating thrust almost like Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two feature are on SEPARATE buttons for control so you can experience one or the other or both at YOUR preference with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is well.. pretty hot in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

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I have to say Pure Envy has strange names for their toys, Serenity Stick, Stephanie, and Tiffany are not things I would ever call my toys. I don't even think I'd name them something masculine unless it was ironic or kinda funny like a large penis named Jerome or Billy Club. Fun fact, my very first actual dildo was named Big Poppa P because it was big and pink and I thought it was funny. I was highly uncomfortable with the thought of using it when I first got it and that name helped take the edge off a bit, but sleeping with a Stephanie... Naaaaaw. I can kiss an actual girl named Stephanie all day long, but still can't picture sleeping with one of any type, let alone one with such a funky smell! The Pure Envy Stephanie is the smelliest toy I've come across and yet I can't put my finger on what it is that it smells like... like freshly made Barbie accessories, or a failed attempt at smelly erasers.... just funky rubbery weird ass plastic odor. I've wiped it with a scented sanitary cloth, super scrubbed it, used it, super scrubbed it again and it still stinks like whatever weird plastic funk that is. The first time I opened the box was shocking... and thought it was burnt rubber but I don't know!! Regardless of her smell, Stephanie has 10 intensities and 10 modes, but it's her way or the highway as the two features aren't separately controlled like the Lovense Osci 3 but controlled by one button and cycle through a weird set of modes. The only enjoyable part for me personally was picking one of the first 3 settings and finding the intensity that felt the best. Her button layout annoys my OCD and Pure Envy seems to LOVE leaving information out on their site and in the manual as there is NO run time or charge time provided in the manual or on the site. I'm sure Stephanie might be the girl for someone out there, but she's definitely NOT my type.

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Gotta get the usual puns/jokes and comments out of the way... Ready to get down and dirty in the sand?! Talk about fun in the sun! Sex on the beach anyone? Okay, got that out of my system... CalExotics Venice Vixen is my favorite "all in one" toy by CalExotics thus far as it's internally and externally stimulating at the same time. Compared to the Jack Rabbit it feels better built and high quality, with a different and personally more preferred shaft shape. The best thing about the Jack Rabbit was the ears, which in all honest I prefer to have over the encaser the Venice Vixen has to offer as they are just... more invigorating. Incase you're wondering and want an easy summation of features, the CalExotics Venice Vixen has 10 clitoral encaser modes, 3 shaft intensities, a use time of 45 min on high and 150 on low, a charge time of 150 mins, and though no IPX rating is officially provided it claims it's waterproof.

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Seemingly out of wand puns somehow, so disappointing! ><' The Adam & Eve Intimate Curves Rechargeable Wand is an excellent personal massager, vibrator and clitoral stimulator. It has a 3 hour use time on low, a 1.3 hour use time on high, is submersible in water, is dual ended and has 10 settings, 3 vibrations and 7 patterns, which start out at a decent intensity. Excellent for a first time wand user, no need to be a witch or wizard to use it lol.

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This lip-locking sensual sucker is the best kisser in town! To semi quote Diageo from Silicon Valley... "This toy fuuucks!" *mind blown emoji lol* CalExotics French Kiss is hands down my favorite CalExotics toy thus far! My favorite part of the CalExotics' Jack Rabbit was the ticklishly tantalizing ears, and that's now been combined with the sucking sensation I've "come" to enjoy from toys like the Satisfyer Mission Control and Romp Lipstick... Merci for the toy I never knew I was missing out on lol. This beautiful toy has the poise of the INYA Rose but is bit better in several ways. It has 12 totally fuckable functions, two interchangeable heads, a travel lock setting, a memory chip and can be submersed in water... Can you say... "Ooo la la!" xD

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Ironically this Bullet is hit or miss, and it has nothing to do with aim. CalExotics' Bullet is pretty great when it works, but getting it to work seems almost as fickle as getting the Blush Lipstick to work. The device is remote controlled, each device requiring a AAA to work, and features 12 settings (mix of vibrations and patterns). Unlike Iroha, CalExotics was not kind enough to include any batteries, so make sure you have some on hand. The Bullet can be fully inserted in either desired entry point and can be easily retrieved with the cord attached to the one end. The device is almost silent to others once inserted which could make it interesting for public use. The remote allows for easy use on your own or with a partner as it can be used up to 32.75 ft (10m) away. No IPX rating given, but it does claim to be usable in and out of water. No use time is given for this device, and given the weird events during testing I'm not even sure how to guess at a proper length so 60 minutes was my overall guesstimate. Can be a great toy for first time users, and can be fun for public/private partner play.

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