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NotSoInnocent

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Age: 32

Gender: Female

Normally, I'm quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence & downright prudish, but there are times in my life where I've also been very flirty & a little out there... I've surprisingly done some fun/weird/crazy/unexpectedly sexy things now & then. This now being one! Having ToyChats cross my path was extremely unexpected, initially off-putting and somewhat comical at first. I genuinely never thought I'd make it past the first review as I felt it was just not in my wheel house, now I'm somehow 50+ reviews in w/ a giant box of dicks. >.<" The comedic aspect, the writing freedom, the job of it, the fun/awkward stories that have come from it and the overall distraction has surprisingly helped me crawl out of a dark place, find a new level of self-confidence, an appreciation for self-love (not just sexually) and a reignited a desire to be quirky/free. My goal here is to help others feel not alone, share my truth, use horrible puns/wordplay, provide useful info and have fun! ♥

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  • Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback Review: ♪ Take Me To The Beach! ♪

    NotSoInnocent

    Sep 13, 2025

    Like a Kitten Heavenly Humpback Review: ♪ Take Me To The Beach! ♪

    This heart-melting, toe-curling angelic little creature is just too damn precious! The only shore you'll find it beached on is between your thighs! It's perfect for those that love patterns, intense and tingly buzzy sensations, small discreet items and things that are easy to clean, travel with and use! It's perfect for those that love beach themed things, cute accessories and laid back vibes lol. I'm absolutely delighted it's in my collection! I am almost obsessed with beach themed decorations, dolphins and whales are among my absolute favorite animals, and as a female I can't help but find small things utterly desirable lol.

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  • CamToyz TiFany Review: Is Tifany One "F" Too Shy of Making The Cut?!

    NotSoInnocent

    Sep 11, 2025

    CamToyz TiFany Review: Is Tifany One "F" Too Shy of Making The Cut?!

    Tifany with one "F" only has one f*ck to give and it's to you! Though she may not be as flexible as Cleo, she certainly has more girth and realism to her style. What she lacks in charge/use times she also makes up for with her affordable price and IPX6 rating. The ring on her handle is her worst quality as it rattles while she rocks your world. Once again, the patterns are just a waste for me, but the girth, single vibes and IPX6 rating more than make up for it. Unlike the competition between the Pure Envy girls where Tiffany with two "F's" crushed Stephanie, the battle between the CamToy girls came down to a tie for me and I'd go back either of them again!

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  • OurEroticJourney Mini Keychain Vibe Review: A Chance To Appreciate the Little Things and Say Thanks ♥

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 27, 2025

    OurEroticJourney Mini Keychain Vibe Review: A Chance To Appreciate the Little Things and Say Thanks ♥

    When a company is thoughtful enough to include an extra item of any sort in your order you should be able to tell them thank you! ♥ OurEroticJourney has been such a pleasurable company to review. The toys I have from them thus far are amazing, their aesthetics are pleasing, their box styles delight me and they just exude a thoughtful vibe overall. I utterly appreciated the first included battery in the remote for the Sexy Pot and I LOVED that their Eclipse Bunny came with a storage/travel pouch that helps keep it from gravitationally collecting all of the dust from my room more than a Swiffer does... To find this little marvel among those two amazing gifts was just over the top for me! I'm not sure if it was the dollar amount, the item amount or just a thing they decided to do in general but thanks for taking the time to throw this in a box! I know to most people it probably seems I'm making a bigger deal out of this when there's no reason to but it genuinely made me me smile to see it. To me this adorably tiny trinket is a potential conversation starter, an utter amusement and the fact that it works at all is just a feat in and of itself. In a world where most people feel like they're just out to get you, gouge you and just fuck you over in some sense... it's nice to take a moment and just recognize something so small as a good thing for a moment. ♥

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  • OurEroticJourney's Eclipse Bunny Review: Hopping to the Tune of ♪ "Total Eclipse of the Clit" ♪

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 26, 2025

    OurEroticJourney's Eclipse Bunny Review: Hopping to the Tune of ♪ "Total Eclipse of the Clit" ♪

    If you like the sensation of POWERFUL ears, grab this toy NOW!!!! Beginners beware... The first intensity may be the only one you can handle the ears for... If you want to ride its little face that's another story, the more intense vibes can be felt there even if that's not totally what the design was meant for, the rest are out of this world! It has single vibes that go from "Oooo that's nice!" (1) to "Ummm... I can't see anymore!" (5) with 5 more patterns that will make your whole body convulse. It's definitely a toy for those that like a powerful punch and keeping things in high gear. It's shower friendly, puts the Energizer bunny to shame, is super adorable and easy to use. Keep in mind the weight and intensity can be a bit cumbersome and too tingly after using for awhile. So thrilled it's in my collection even though it's waaaaay more powerful than I initially thought and could ever use!

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  • Je Joue Amour Review: Je T'Aime De Tout Mon Cœur ♥

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 25, 2025

    Je Joue Amour Review: Je T'Aime De Tout Mon Cœur ♥

    Je Joue's Amour is certainly unique in my collection not only because of its design but because of how it left me feeling when I finished testing it! >.<" It has the capability and range to satisfy beginners and power seekers with its 5 intensities. Not only can it satisfy single vibe lovers with that amount but it can super satisfy pattern lovers with the 6 other patterns and the fact that each of them can go from 1 to 5 as well! It can be used in a variety of ways, one being with a partner playfully gliding it along your body to tease you with! ;P It's a toy that's after your own heart. Keep in mind though, it may leave you feeling tingly in ways you may dislike. I'm certainly intrigued by it enough that I think I'd keep coming back! I've been ♪ Shocked through the heart and Armour's to blaame ♫! (Sorry, I had to... )

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  • Our Erotic Journey's Sexy Pot Review: The Best Thing To Plant In Your Garden!

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 24, 2025

    Our Erotic Journey's Sexy Pot Review: The Best Thing To Plant In Your Garden!

    If you're a *high* power/intensity chaser I suggest you keep on moving, Sexy Pot is for those that like to keep things mellow, light, friendly and chill. It's the melt into the couch and ride it out type of *buzz*, rather than a "let's get this party staaaarrttedd" kind of *vibe*. It's perfect for those that are new to toys, like 420 decor, and/or don't mind mellow vibes with a nice *hit* now and then. Even if you don't want to use it as a toy, you can use it as a decoration which is pretty cool! I can say I'm definitely delighted it's a part of my collection: it's cute, it gets the job done, it can hide in plain site for easier access, it's somewhat discreet (save 2 or 3 settings), it can handle a shower (IPX6) and when it kicks the bucket I can still use it as decoration or reuse the pot to house an actual plant. ♥

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  • Satisfyer Glowing Ghost Review: Haunting Never Felt So Good!

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 04, 2025

    Satisfyer Glowing Ghost Review: Haunting Never Felt So Good!

    Satisfyer... just... without a doubt continues to satisfy. Though the initial intensities of this toy may not match that of the Mission Control. its higher ones certainly do and gives it a range that is beginner and enthusiast friendly. You'd be a fool not to let this little bugger haunt your next pants party! He's IPX7 waterproof, glows in the dark, is adorable as all hell and just wants to show you a good time. ♥

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  • Satisfyer Dew Drop Review: Like Being Kissed in the Rain

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 03, 2025

    Satisfyer Dew Drop Review: Like Being Kissed in the Rain

    Satisfyer has yet to let me down! Every toy I own of theirs thus far has been... well.. Satisfying! Dew Drop is no exception, its adorable design may seem sweet and gentle, but it'll make you wetter than an England downpour if used the right way! Its IPX7 rating allows you to feel like you're being kissed in the rain, where ever you may be, while the unique design gives you the ability to use it multiple ways.

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  • Satisfyer Exciterrr Review: Rrrrrr U Ready to Get Excited?!

    NotSoInnocent

    Aug 02, 2025

    Satisfyer Exciterrr Review: Rrrrrr U Ready to Get Excited?!

    The Satisfyer Exciterrr is definitely worth having in a collection, whether you're a beginner or an enthusiast. I'd say the 3 "R's" partially represent the least amount of ways this toy can be used! It can provide slow burn orgasms during an intimate session or a surprisingly quick finish depending on which aspect is used where. Its IPX7 rating means it can add excitement not only to the bedroom but the bath/shower/pool! You may be left with a tingly sensation in your hand(s) and areas after a long use, but the orgasms override that!

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  • NSNovelties INYA Oh My G Flexible Shaft Vibrator Review: ♫ Oh Em Gee, Becky Look At That Shaft ♫

    NotSoInnocent

    Jul 10, 2025

    NSNovelties INYA Oh My G Flexible Shaft Vibrator Review: ♫ Oh Em Gee, Becky Look At That Shaft ♫

    "Oh My G" where the hell is the information I need?! The INYA Oh My G is a long shafted, egg tipped mystery of a toy. The only manual it comes with is the information that's written on the box, NSNovelties is of no help, and surprisingly SheVibe couldn't discover it and include it on their site. Put on your detective hat if you want to know how long it runs for or how long to charge it, but rest assured it definitely charges with a 3.5mm jack style charger. There is no official IPX rating provided anywhere, the box itself can't make up its mind on how tolerant it is, as one side states waterproof while the other states water resistant. My advice, clean it with a wet towel and avoid showers and bath tubs or have fun risking it lol! Some known facts are: • It has 10 settings, 3 intensities and 7 patterns, with a decent initial intensity that could still satiate experienced users looking for a decent vibe but not frighten beginners. • To operate hold the button on the base for 2 secs or until an LED comes on, then press it cycle through the settings, and two turn off hold for 2 seconds • The overall length is 8.2", the insertable length is 6" and the width is 1.2" making it decent to handle by most parties.

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  • OMG Plaisir Wearable Clitoral & G-Spot Vibe Review: OMG Plaisir or Absolute Pleasure?!

    NotSoInnocent

    Jul 08, 2025

    OMG Plaisir Wearable Clitoral & G-Spot Vibe Review: OMG Plaisir or Absolute Pleasure?!

    The OMG Plaisir can be found on PinkCherry for $70 normally, but is currently on sale for $42 (July 2025). Though it isn't necessarily OMG type pleasure, it is still enjoyable for what it is. Right out the box, I'm ecstatic it comes with a storage/travel pouch. I just opened and reviewed how many toys in this batch and it's essentially the only one to do so lol which is disappointing. I'm disappointed in the lack of a buzzy indicator when the toy is turned on, as I'd prefer that over the hard-to-see/super-easy-to-miss indicator light. I want to be able to insert my toys discreetly in the restroom sometimes and then potentially turn it on once I get comfortable, as it might take me a moment to do so, and why waste the battery while I'm dickstracted by other things going on beforehand?! The charge time being less than the use time may be a downside for other users, not so much me as I'm seemingly easy to please lol. The battery operated remote allows for users to easily switch back and forth between the 10 settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns, while the toy itself is a single button operation. The dildo portion is girthy, ribbed and a decent size, while the nubs are interesting but not the best feature I've come across. Overall, I'd use this toy much like I'd use the Evolved Paradise one, for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first. Due to the features of this one I'd potentially pick it over the Paradise one for a more "realistic" movie/show watching experience lol.

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  • "Flappy Rocket" Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: Flap Me To The Moon!

    NotSoInnocent

    Jul 08, 2025

    "Flappy Rocket" Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: Flap Me To The Moon!

    For $10 this toy is an absolute steal! It has nice vibrations that feel deep and almost tingly, the clitoral rocket feels reeeally nice and has a flex that gives it a potential to hit a lot of body types with a shaft length that makes for a decent dildo whether it's on or off. The company is kind enough to provide complimentary lube and the first remote battery, so you can essentially get down to business the moment you open the box! The only downsides are the lack of storage bag and the charge time being long than the use time, personally not a problem though lol. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D66KRP83?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_2

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