If you like the sensation of POWERFUL ears, grab this toy NOW!!!! Beginners beware... The first intensity may be the only one you can handle the ears for... If you want to ride its little face that's another story, the more intense vibes can be felt there even if that's not totally what the design was meant for, the rest are out of this world! It has single vibes that go from "Oooo that's nice!" (1) to "Ummm... I can't see anymore!" (5) with 5 more patterns that will make your whole body convulse. It's definitely a toy for those that like a powerful punch and keeping things in high gear. It's shower friendly, puts the Energizer bunny to shame, is super adorable and easy to use. Keep in mind the weight and intensity can be a bit cumbersome and too tingly after using for awhile. So thrilled it's in my collection even though it's waaaaay more powerful than I initially thought and could ever use!

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Je Joue's Amour is certainly unique in my collection not only because of its design but because of how it left me feeling when I finished testing it! >.<" It has the capability and range to satisfy beginners and power seekers with its 5 intensities. Not only can it satisfy single vibe lovers with that amount but it can super satisfy pattern lovers with the 6 other patterns and the fact that each of them can go from 1 to 5 as well! It can be used in a variety of ways, one being with a partner playfully gliding it along your body to tease you with! ;P It's a toy that's after your own heart. Keep in mind though, it may leave you feeling tingly in ways you may dislike. I'm certainly intrigued by it enough that I think I'd keep coming back! I've been ♪ Shocked through the heart and Armour's to blaame ♫! (Sorry, I had to... )

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If you're a *high* power/intensity chaser I suggest you keep on moving, Sexy Pot is for those that like to keep things mellow, light, friendly and chill. It's the melt into the couch and ride it out type of *buzz*, rather than a "let's get this party staaaarrttedd" kind of *vibe*. It's perfect for those that are new to toys, like 420 decor, and/or don't mind mellow vibes with a nice *hit* now and then. Even if you don't want to use it as a toy, you can use it as a decoration which is pretty cool! I can say I'm definitely delighted it's a part of my collection: it's cute, it gets the job done, it can hide in plain site for easier access, it's somewhat discreet (save 2 or 3 settings), it can handle a shower (IPX6) and when it kicks the bucket I can still use it as decoration or reuse the pot to house an actual plant. ♥

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Satisfyer... just... without a doubt continues to satisfy. Though the initial intensities of this toy may not match that of the Mission Control. its higher ones certainly do and gives it a range that is beginner and enthusiast friendly. You'd be a fool not to let this little bugger haunt your next pants party! He's IPX7 waterproof, glows in the dark, is adorable as all hell and just wants to show you a good time. ♥

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Satisfyer has yet to let me down! Every toy I own of theirs thus far has been... well.. Satisfying! Dew Drop is no exception, its adorable design may seem sweet and gentle, but it'll make you wetter than an England downpour if used the right way! Its IPX7 rating allows you to feel like you're being kissed in the rain, where ever you may be, while the unique design gives you the ability to use it multiple ways.

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The Satisfyer Exciterrr is definitely worth having in a collection, whether you're a beginner or an enthusiast. I'd say the 3 "R's" partially represent the least amount of ways this toy can be used! It can provide slow burn orgasms during an intimate session or a surprisingly quick finish depending on which aspect is used where. Its IPX7 rating means it can add excitement not only to the bedroom but the bath/shower/pool! You may be left with a tingly sensation in your hand(s) and areas after a long use, but the orgasms override that!

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"Oh My G" where the hell is the information I need?! The INYA Oh My G is a long shafted, egg tipped mystery of a toy. The only manual it comes with is the information that's written on the box, NSNovelties is of no help, and surprisingly SheVibe couldn't discover it and include it on their site. Put on your detective hat if you want to know how long it runs for or how long to charge it, but rest assured it definitely charges with a 3.5mm jack style charger. There is no official IPX rating provided anywhere, the box itself can't make up its mind on how tolerant it is, as one side states waterproof while the other states water resistant. My advice, clean it with a wet towel and avoid showers and bath tubs or have fun risking it lol! Some known facts are: • It has 10 settings, 3 intensities and 7 patterns, with a decent initial intensity that could still satiate experienced users looking for a decent vibe but not frighten beginners. • To operate hold the button on the base for 2 secs or until an LED comes on, then press it cycle through the settings, and two turn off hold for 2 seconds • The overall length is 8.2", the insertable length is 6" and the width is 1.2" making it decent to handle by most parties.

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The OMG Plaisir can be found on PinkCherry for $70 normally, but is currently on sale for $42 (July 2025). Though it isn't necessarily OMG type pleasure, it is still enjoyable for what it is. Right out the box, I'm ecstatic it comes with a storage/travel pouch. I just opened and reviewed how many toys in this batch and it's essentially the only one to do so lol which is disappointing. I'm disappointed in the lack of a buzzy indicator when the toy is turned on, as I'd prefer that over the hard-to-see/super-easy-to-miss indicator light. I want to be able to insert my toys discreetly in the restroom sometimes and then potentially turn it on once I get comfortable, as it might take me a moment to do so, and why waste the battery while I'm dickstracted by other things going on beforehand?! The charge time being less than the use time may be a downside for other users, not so much me as I'm seemingly easy to please lol. The battery operated remote allows for users to easily switch back and forth between the 10 settings, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns, while the toy itself is a single button operation. The dildo portion is girthy, ribbed and a decent size, while the nubs are interesting but not the best feature I've come across. Overall, I'd use this toy much like I'd use the Evolved Paradise one, for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first. Due to the features of this one I'd potentially pick it over the Paradise one for a more "realistic" movie/show watching experience lol.

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For $10 this toy is an absolute steal! It has nice vibrations that feel deep and almost tingly, the clitoral rocket feels reeeally nice and has a flex that gives it a potential to hit a lot of body types with a shaft length that makes for a decent dildo whether it's on or off. The company is kind enough to provide complimentary lube and the first remote battery, so you can essentially get down to business the moment you open the box! The only downsides are the lack of storage bag and the charge time being long than the use time, personally not a problem though lol. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D66KRP83?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_2

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For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

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For $18, you're getting a lot!! The company provides 3 packets of lube and 2 batteries for the remote which is more than other companies include; CalExotics, for example, almost never provide a battery for their toys or remotes. The nubs on this toy provide a lovely external massage sensation on their own, and experience a deep rumbly side effect from the internal vibrations. Meanwhile, I've found a toy that I enjoy more on a patterned setting than a straight vibe when it comes to the internal settings, which is pretty cool! The only real downsides are the lack of an official IPX rating and the fact that the charge time is a smidge longer than the run time, but I don't mind it at all. As promised, here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1Q6ZPKG?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_3&th=1

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For $24 you're getting the bare essentials, at least in this case. No fun add-ons or surprises like the others, save the fact that they were still kind enough to include the battery for the remote which is always awesome. Of the 5 I ordered, this one is the least comfortable and arousing, yet still capable of getting me to completion, albeit a much slower one than the others. That's not to say that it still couldn't set of fireworks for someone else! I just find that the 3 prior to this one did the job better for me personally. The upsides to this are the amount of features, remote, IPX7 rating, and aesthetic. The downsides are the fit, feel, longer charge, and the invasive feelings I experienced when setting up the app. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZWV4F7B?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_4

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