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Age: 32

Gender: Female

Normally, I'm quite shy, slightly uncomfortable, lacking in confidence & downright prudish, but there are times in my life where I've also been very flirty & a little out there... I've surprisingly done some fun/weird/crazy/unexpectedly sexy things now & then. This now being one! Having ToyChats cross my path was extremely unexpected, initially off-putting and somewhat comical at first. I genuinely never thought I'd make it past the first review as I felt it was just not in my wheel house, now I'm somehow 50+ reviews in w/ a giant box of dicks. >.<" The comedic aspect, the writing freedom, the job of it, the fun/awkward stories that have come from it and the overall distraction has surprisingly helped me crawl out of a dark place, find a new level of self-confidence, an appreciation for self-love (not just sexually) and a reignited a desire to be quirky/free. My goal here is to help others feel not alone, share my truth, use horrible puns/wordplay, provide useful info and have fun! ♥

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  • Lovense Lush 3 Review: I'm Not A Lush Over This One At All...

    Lovense Lush 3 Review: I'm Not A Lush Over This One At All...

    If you're a fan of high prices, digitized sounds, IPX7 ratings, and app control then this is the perfect toy for you! As much as I want to share the normal type of schpeel I put here, I also don't.... I don't find the original price or the sale price to be reasonable for this product at all. It has no gimmick or outstanding setting that makes it better than an egg under $40 on Amazon. Not sure if mine's a dud or not, but the sounds it makes are not pleasant and make it pretty non-discreet if wanting to wear it anywhere. The intensities are okay, but not super sheet gripping and the preset patterns are not enjoyable. Though as much as I've complained about it, it's not a toy I'd shun entirely... it's just definitely not one I'd reach for first or even third lol. ><"

  • We-Vibe Sync 2 Review: Should Be Called Versatile!

    We-Vibe Sync 2 Review: Should Be Called Versatile!

    We-Vibe Sync has the potential to sync up with almost any play style with its 3 methods of control and thin design allowing for more intimate partner play. It can be controlled manually with the press of a single button on its face, giving access to 10 presets, 3 single vibes and 7 patterns; by remote control which has the power to n only cycle through the settings but adjust the intensity; and by app giving it even more freedom of control and variation! The thin design allows it to be worn and used during various partner play sessions whether it's cowgirl or starfish princess lol. If all of that isn't enough, it also has an IPX7 rating, allowing things to get as wet, wild and free as you'd like! Definitely good for beginners, but potentially lack luster for power/intensity chasers. Personally, I'd reach for it again... maybe not before some, but definitely before others! Given all the ways it can be used and the goodies that it came with, I'm not super against the price tag it comes with. I do wish it was a bit on the stronger side and the method of turning it on was a hold and not press.

  • Lovense Nora Review: Is This Curvy Lady Worth The High Price?!

    Lovense Nora Review: Is This Curvy Lady Worth The High Price?!

    Nora is a bit of a party girl, she can be paired with a select few Lovense toys allowing her to control and be controlled by them if desired. She can also be controlled by other features in the Lovense app, whether its by the usual remote features, a playlist, some games and/or a stranger or known partner. Her IPX6 rating means she can safely take a shower without worry, but also means that she sadly can't venture into the tub. Her 7 clitoral presets and 3 rotational presets are rather nice when operating her manually, meaning you don't have to connect her to anything to still have a good time. She's great for beginners but not the "best" for power chasers. Personally, I don't think anything about her justifies the original $200 price tag, but I guess I could see her being worth the sale price of $100. I wish she had a vibration feature in combination with the rotations or that the rotations were just a bit more noticeable. I love that the features can be separately controlled, that's always a big ordeal for me when it comes to rabbits and has been the reason some have been disliked... Is she one that I would reach for first? Not likely, but she's definitely on the list of ones I'd reach for again.

  • We-Vibe Rave Review: Is It Something To Rave About?!

    We-Vibe Rave Review: Is It Something To Rave About?!

    Would I say it's something to "rave" about, not necessarily, but it's definitely nice to have in the collection. It's perfect for beginners that don't want something overtly phallic in shape and easy to kind of tuck away. The intensity levels and patterns allow beginners to explore different sensations and land on something that's enjoyable. The app is also super basic and privacy friendly which is great for beginners that have never used an app related toy and don't want bombarded with invasive setups or unnecessary features, just another means of self control or a basic way to share long distance. The complimentary lube sample and luxurious feel of the included storage pouch are also super nice touches and also make the toy feel more worth the price being asked for it. Power level wise, it's personally not something I'd reach for first as I feel other toys in my collection are a bit stronger, but in general for a nice one on one session I'd see myself going back to it again. My only gripes are the buttons feeling a bit hard/weird to press and the fact that it's kind of hard to tell if it is for sure off. I'd prefer the on/off feature to be a hold of a button for both, rather than a press for "on" and a hold for "off".

  • Adam & Eve's Red Heart Gem Glass Plug Set Review: Cinderella's Other Glass Slipper ;P

    Adam & Eve's Red Heart Gem Glass Plug Set Review: Cinderella's Other Glass Slipper ;P

    If you want to feel like Cinderella at the ball, or just want to jazz things up a bit then this set may be for you! They are super easy to use, clean and show off during any intimate occasion! Really not much else to say about something so simple and straightforward lol. This kink is either for you or it isn't, and a set like this is perfect for you to potentially find out if it is or nice to add to a collection you may already have. All I know is that it's not for me.

  • Booty Sparks Light Up Small Anal Plug Review: ♪ Pants Party! ♪

    Booty Sparks Light Up Small Anal Plug Review: ♪ Pants Party! ♪

    If you're interested in just starting out in the area off butt stuff or you're already experienced and just want to add a different kind of fun to the sexcapades... then this toy may be for you! The size seems beginner friendly, the material seems to allow for an easy glide, the batteries are easy to access and change out and the light feature is as easy to use as the plug itself. Unfortunately, it's not a toy for me as it's not a kink I'm interested in. I did, however, get a kick out of the light show aspect and would potentially pull this toy from the depths of the toy box for an occasion that may warrant a giggle or two lol. That being said, I'm still not happy with the fact that it showed up at all when such a thing was listed as a no-go item.

  • nobü fetish HC6 Cuffs Review: Cuff Me and Pin Me Down!
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    nobü fetish HC6 Cuffs Review: Cuff Me and Pin Me Down!

    If you're a fan of bondage and looking cute than the HC6 cuffs may be for you!! Honestly there's not much more to be said than that lol. This is one of those items that's pretty straight forward! You're either interested in them or you're not lol. Just be aware that they do not fit ankles, unless your ankles are very dainty, and you may want to take some time to wear them in a bit so they're a bit comfier! Definitely excited to have them in my collection! Not the first kind of cuffs I expected to own, but I'm glad I didn't end up going the cliché fuzzy cuff route ><". ♥

  • Like a Kitten Cake Eater Review: Make Sure You Save Room For Dessert ;P

    Like a Kitten Cake Eater Review: Make Sure You Save Room For Dessert ;P

    Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

  • CamToyz Bumble Bee Review: A Flower's Best Friend!

    CamToyz Bumble Bee Review: A Flower's Best Friend!

    If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

  • CamToyz Ariel Review: This Little Bullet Vibe Will Not Be Part of My World...

    CamToyz Ariel Review: This Little Bullet Vibe Will Not Be Part of My World...

    Beginners that are interested in girth, light buzzy sensations, more patterns than vibrations and batteries over chargers would love this toy! Personally I dislike just about everything it has to offer aside from the remote lol, which is sad to say but tis the truth lol. To me it was not worth popping the batteries out of my mouse for, and I feel the company didn't think it was worth providing batteries for... Feels like they just wanted to put a toy out just to put one out.

  • CamToyz Cleo Review: The New Rabbit Queen In My Bed!

    CamToyz Cleo Review: The New Rabbit Queen In My Bed!

    Cleo may not be the current Queen of the Nile, but she's certainly ruling my chamber at the moment. Despite having two motors and one brain, her paired intensities are actually quite enjoyable and she's definitely more logical than Pure Envy's Stephanie! Her charge and use times may be a mystery but her IPX6 rating and price are quite charming! She's excellent for beginners that don't want something too girthy or too intense, but make no mistake her intensities are not weak. She's also quite flexible allowing her to fit more body types comfortably. Personally her patterns leave much to be desired, but her 3 single vibration intensities more than made up for it for me. I'd gladly see her again!

  • Funzze Double-Ended Stainless Steel Dildo Review: I'll Never Look At Handles The Same! ><"

    Funzze Double-Ended Stainless Steel Dildo Review: I'll Never Look At Handles The Same! ><"

    If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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