"FlapperFly" Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: Flutter Me Flappered

Mini Summary!

Much like the first Amazon toy in my bundle of 5, this one did not come with a name, so I've dubbed it "FlapperFly" since the dohickey (proper term) on the shaft is said to having "flapping modes", and... well... it looks like a butterfly. (Duh)

This toy has an obvious phallic shaped dildo with a stiff shaft that supports the "living stone" looking appendage on it. The appendage is meant to provide G-Spot stimulation, similar to the flapping noodle on the "Flappy Rocket" with less of a cleaning hassle in regards to the design.

This little flutterby has 10 features per appendage that can be separately controlled by the two buttons on the base of the toy, by remote and/or by the Adorime Club app. It has a use time of 1hr, a charge time of 1.5hrs and uses a magnetic style charger. With an official IPX7 rating, the "FlapperFly" can fly freely through air and water!

The Adorime Club app is a bit more invasive than the Love Spouse one when it comes to setting it up. It requires an e-mail, a validation code, a password, nickname, icon, full birthday, height and weight... I almost was waiting for when I had to provide a blood type, stool sample and social security number. Once you sign your life away to get in, it's pretty straight forward, you can control it through the classic remote style panel, through music, during a video chat, while playing a game, with a partner long distance.... ooooor... just for shiggles throw your phone down some stairs like it's John Wick and see how that feels, because yet again some mofo thinks it's a good item to shake their phone to get off! *eyeroll*

The Packaging

When ordering this device off Amazon, you'll receive a pretty discreet, simply designed box wrapped in plastic to show that it has not been tampered with. The only bit of information found on it is on the back and nothing about the info shared really screams "I'm a sex toy"! Would definitely feel comfortable walking up to a counter with this package.

What's In The Box?!

The company kept things rather simple, not only by reducing plastic waste (awesome), but by only including the toy itself (generous), the remote (WITH the 1st battery, thank you!), the charger (need that) and an instruction manual (actually informative!).

How Did It Feel?!

Once again we're gonna test it as we write it. (Not a literal we, but you get it).

This is the most expensive one in the bunch that I ordered from Amazon, costing $24, and like the "Beauty Bard II" it doesn't come with any extras, just itself and what it needs to get by. Which there's nothing wrong with that, but once you open the other packages, you start to feel a bit spoiled lol.

First and foremost, this one is by far the most uncomfortable, as the whole body has more rigidity to it than the others. It's also a bit girthier than the other dildo based ones, with that and the stiffness you can definitely tell that it's in there and depending on how you sit it's a bit weird. The base of the toy is thicker than the others, so it's not really discreet in that sense, you almost look like you're packing and tucking down there a bit lol. The hump for the clitoral stimulator is almost too smooth, despite being able to clearly feel the vibrations there's just something almost lacking in the sense of an overall physical sensation to feel... I guess I just learned that I'm more into something a little textured? Hmph. I find I'm only really aroused by it when I applied various amounts of hand pressure and guide it a bit more.

If I sit just right I can feel the little appendage doing it's job, but I find I'm more distracted by how it moves the external piece. The two features don't seem to do much for me on their own, but together they have a strange dynamic that works in a way that may not be totally in line with how they were supposed to... As I'm not getting off from the G-Spot or A-Spot sensations as much as I am with what the combination is doing externally to the C-Spot.

Though I find that this is somewhat working and I'm kinda happy about that, I don't think it's enough to bring me back to this one before any of the others. Combine that with the fact that it is not a sexy sounding toy by any means, it sounds quite mechanical and finnickier than it is, and I'd say it's looking like the low man on the totem pole.

Side note... pretty sure that it's not a feature, but it did start to feel a bit warm after some minutes of use, almost enjoyably so... but thinking it's not meant to do that lol... >.>

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