OurEroticJourney's Eclipse Bunny Review: Hopping to the Tune of ♪ "Total Eclipse of the Clit" ♪

If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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Motorbunny Playmate had me soooo excited to start playing games more often again, I mean, who doesn't want to add a little more spice to game night outside of the usual strip Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Super Smash Bros?! Unfortunately, I'm so sad to say that I'm actually disappointed in it. It's not as reactive as I thought it would be when relaying the controller rumbles created by in-game actions. I was most definitely looking forward to the haptic feature, not even thinking about or caring that there was going to be a Wii-remote style tilt feature at all. Funny enough, I felt the same disappointment I got when I realized I don't have to actually exercise to play the Wii at all, I can just continue sitting on my ass and just flick my wrist more than usual. Essentially I feel this should have been advertised as a sensual step counter instead of a sensual haptics device which is utterly heartbreaking. I don't know if it would be possible to make a 3 way switch for this device but it would be awesome to have one. One setting for pure tilt play, one for pure haptics and one that would allow it to act like it does now with the mix of tilt and haptics. To have a more pure response to in-game haptics could make twitch streams, long distance relationships or just general play more intimate and fun as the other players would actually have to work hard to cause reactions. Right now there are some haptics but honestly the most toy reaction is coming from the tilt of whoever is holding the device itself or the controller it's plugged into which doesn't make it interactive play with anyone more than a few feet from the toy... Don't get me wrong, it still gets the job done quite well, but I really really really reeeeeeaaally wanted the spontaneity of actual game play, not me making sure I tilt my controller the right way to get myself off while playing in a room on my own. Again I can just flick my wrist I don't actually have to do the jumping jack... ><'

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Overall, I like the Womanizer Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition. It's a beautiful coloration, it's submersible, I appreciate the 10 levels of air pulsation intensity, and it's comfortable to hold. But the auto-shut off at 10 minutes really annoys me, especially since it doesn't seem like there's a way to shut that "feature" off. The Classic 2 Marilyn Monroe edition is also on sale pretty regularly, so you can get a good price if you don't mind having this older model compared to newer models from Womanizer. It might be a bit louder than newer models and you may have fewer intensities, but it's still a good price for those looking to keep a purchase under $100/€100.

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What’s small, pink, and turns your hand into a playground of possibilities? The Swan Finger, of course. This is one of those toys that can easily be a staple in everyday sexcapades. Staying with the swan theme, this finger glove is long, like a swan's neck, and mimics the look and feel of a finger to a tee. It slides on almost any finger (all my digits on both hands and my partner's were a win). It's easy to slip on and inserts really smoothly, thanks to that soft-touch silicone. The slightly curved shape and flexible build give your regular finger the extra boost it needs to stimulate both the A and G spots, and it even worked well for anal fingering (more advanced toy users are going to like this one). Although free from the tech element, it didn’t drop a beat. There’s even a textured base that hits the clit, so you get internal and external stimulation. The Swan Finger’s simplicity is its strength—a hands-on experience you would want to try.

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Overall, this toy was a good masturbation tool for the price point. While the intensity levels are really strong, and not necessarily designed for my anatomy, this would be a great toy for someone who really likes intense penetration and light clit sucking!

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The SORAYA 2 is a high-quality, dual-stimulation vibrator that delivers a unique experience, especially with its various settings and ergonomic design. It’s powerful and luxurious, but it has a learning curve and can be a bit tricky to use due to its stiffness and broad tip. Overall, it’s worth the investment if the design suits your body, and I’d recommend waiting for a sale if you’re on the fence about the high price.

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This award winning design is cute as heck, but also really comfortable to hold for someone like me, who has nerve damage in their hand! The Satisfyer Orca is not the strongest air-pulse toy, but it is well made. In my opinion the toy is not strong enough to give you that feeling of "omg my clit is being suctioned off!" I think this makes for an excellent gift for anyone who wants gentle suction and likes cute designs. It's got an IPX7 rating, which means you can take it into the bath or shower with you. It's got both suction and air-pulse technology, and you're able to use the motors together or separately, though I don't find the vibrations powerful enough to use on their own.

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This naughty little Venus Butterfly has some ulterior motives. Instead of simply giving your G-spot a little vibe, the butterfly's little antennae offer some fun by being affected perfectly by the vibrating shaft. If you're looking for a smaller-sized toy with much to offer, this little bug from Calexotics Connect should be on your shopping list. It's a simple design, but it's one that honestly does more than you'd expect from it at first glance.

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The Womanizer Starlet 2 is a great compact sex toy for nearly every occasion. The air technology and suctioning hit the clit in just the right spot.

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