OurEroticJourney's Eclipse Bunny Review: Hopping to the Tune of ♪ "Total Eclipse of the Clit" ♪

Mini Summary!

From the moment I saw this toy on OEJ's site I knew I had to have it! I honestly can't explain why it felt like such a need, but it did, and if I had to wager a guess as to where it stemmed from.. I'd blame the ears on the CalExotics JackRabbit... That was the best feature about that toy and I believe could be a big factor in what made me look at the ears on the OEJ Eclipse and just say... Yes please! I haven't even made it to the genuine testing portion of this toy yet and I'm just already utterly delighted that this bunny hopped into my life. It could end up being an utter failure and I weirdly think I'd say I'm still happy I got it lol. If it's not a failure than I have even more of a reason to be over the moon about it lol.

The Eclipse Bunny in all its magnificent void colored glory is a rabbit shaped clitoral stimulator that has 10 overall vibration settings, 5 single vibrations ranging in intensities that will have you traveling through space and time and 5 patterns that will have every hare on your body stand up while your leg thumps like crazy... or not (I'm not you, I just like word play lol). This weighty Energizer Bunny can run for 2.5hrs after using its 3.5mm jack charger to juice up for an unknown amount of time. Don't worry about containing your excitement, its IPX6 rating can handle that, a full shower and a cleaning just fine, the only thing it can't handle is being submersed in a body of water.

Don't worry about the black hole that just formed in your wallet, the $70 you'll spend on this adorably silhouetted rabbit will make you feel like you just took an all expense paid luxury trip to Venus and back... No thanks to Elon lol.

Packaging!

If you watched my video before reading this then there's a chance you caught my silly ass remark when I said something along the lines of "I'm not sure why they went with a space theme for the box..." followed by an even dumber speculation as to why. My overworked brain finally got some decent sleep since making the video and its two remaining braincells managed to kick into high gear and realized that it's because the thing is named ECLIPSE..... DUH!.... Fucking embarrassing.... >.<". Granted I could have totally redone the video and made some smarter or punnier remarks like: "I love that they eclipsed a bright entity on the cover", "I love the clever void word play they used on the back", "I love that the bunny shape also serves as a half moon, maybe they could have made it look like it was about to start covering the sun instead" or "I can't wait until this enters my black hole later..." The last one wasn't very smart but you get my point..... I could've done better but I felt redoing the video would've been wrong... It captured my genuine feelings at the time I did it and I'd rather take the time to reflect and revise here than to just cover it up like it didn't happen.

That being said....

I FUCKING LOVE this box! Though I'm no space nerd by any means or super into astrology (aside from knowing a few constellations and being able to point them out and the occasional cliché zodiac checkup), I appreciate the beauty of novas, voids, stars, clusters, planets, galaxies and the like. The swirl of colors and shading of light in different space themed renditions evoke feelings of peace, beauty and the oxymoron of complex simplicity. The aesthetics of this box are gorgeous, comforting and honestly make me feel invited to check it out. Aside from OEJ's name being plastered all over it and the "Ergonomic Design" icon, there's nothing erotic, offensive or sexual in any manner at all about this package or the toy itself.... Combine that fact with the graphics and the style of the box itself and I'm just... in love! I would love to grab this off the shelf and walk up to the counter with it without batting an eye! I honestly don't think I'd even attempt to lie/hide about what it is or isn't if someone decided to call me out for it at any point... That being said... I feel you could totally get away with saying this is a rabbit shaped Bluetooth speaker. The box is even reminiscent of a JBL one lol.

The only thing "negative" I have to say about it isn't even negative: It could be a smaller box. The only other item included aside from the toy and the charger is the storage pouch which could have its own cutout in the foam like the charger. The placard and QR card take up no space at all, so the void created by the lifted cardboard cutout just feels unnecessary.

What's in the Box?!

Inside the package: The toy itself, a 3.5mm jack charger, a STORAGE/TRAVEL POUCH ♥, a placard style instruction manual, and a QR card that tells you to go fuck yourself in the nicest way possible, which I love lol.

I feel like it's been ages since I've seen a storage/travel pouch and it's a breath of fresh air to finally see one! Especially because this particular dust bunny needs protection before it runs off with the ones under the furniture! >.<"

The placard style manual feels rather unique in regards to others I've seen in my collection thus far. It's simplistic, oddly entertaining, most informative, and quite sturdy. My only "complaint" is that it lacks a charge time, but honestly at the end of the day it's no big deal at all. Just plug the sucker in and toddle off to do other things.

The QR code telling me to go fuck myself was genuinely amusing and made me want to change the banner in my profile from the quote I took from one of the Swan boxes I have. Disappointed that it didn't genuinely lead to another manual for this product, and felt that in this case it was somewhat unnecessary since an instruction manual is already included.

How Did It Do?!

Information and Operation: The Eclipse Bunny has 10 vibration settings, 5 single vibrations ranging from beginner to holy super nova and 5 hair raising patterns. To power the device on/off simply hold the power button at the bottom of the button selections. To cycle through the settings from 1-10 use the + button, and to cycle back to a previous setting press the - button.

How Did It Feel?!: Just like the Je Joue Amour, this one did not come with a charge and needed charging before videos could be done, though I will say I did NOT fully charge it. Testing is done while writing this section up and with whatever charge is left after testing. Once again if you're looking for a toy you can just slip between you and your panties, you're out of luck. This is definitely a panties off kind of toy no matter how you use... Alright maybe you can keep them on and just tease with the ears but... that's not how this is going down.

Is it weird to have "I'm So Excited" playing in my head as I grab it out of the box?.... Don't answer that.... It was rhetorical and I don't care >.<"... Anyway.... *angelic choir*

First things first... I had to answer the question of can it be sat upon and ridden like a toboggan?... Yes, but no. It's not the most comfortable position (better if you're leaned back rather than sitting straight up), the rumbles are quite weak, and the buttons are annoying to reach if you have it positioned with the ears towards your belly button. I think with a LOT of work on the users part and a tolerance for low vibes you could get off if you really wanted to. Alas, it seems that this toy's body was just meant to be eye candy and nothing more as the ears are the main attraction. So....

Moving on...

Out the gate... I love it! The sensation is exactly what I wanted, thought, and hoped for!

• The initial setting is a nice somewhat intense slow burn for me. I honestly don't know how to rate this sensation for others though, I do feel beginners could handle it, but I don't know what power level more experience users would prefer for such a sensation. The sound is like a distant old truck in idle... I know I gotta stop with the car comparisons but I can't... they work... >.<"

• The second intensity made me go whew and 10 seconds in needed pulled away as the intensity got to be a bit much. The car has moved closer.

• The 3rd intensity caused a whistle as I exhaled and needed removed even faster. Honestly, testing it on my thighs it's not a half bad massager. Somehow louder and quieter than the 2nd setting.

• 4 and 5 can just fuck right off lol.... the intensity was fine and kind of too much for me at 3.

• 1st pattern is strange and makes my whole body convulse with each pulse. It cycles through all of the intensities like a train climbing a mountain.... literally sounds like it's chugging lol.

• 2nd pattern is a cliche one and not enjoyable to me, but intense like 3 and 4. I can't even hold it against me any more for these lol.

• 3rd pattern is alarm mix with pulse and hits from like intensity 3 to 5.

• 4th pattern feels like it's intensity 1 to 3 and sounds like it was to be an EDM DJ.

• 5th pattern is your phone going off and feels like it's using intensities 1 to 3.

• If you want some powerful ears, get this toy now! My goodness. I'm disappointed that 7 to 8 of the settings are lost to me, but still over the moon that I have 1 to 3 I can play with lol. I will say the face riding test I attempted at the start has better results with 4 and 5, so that opens those back up to me, just not in the ears department. I wish it was more grinding friendly, would be more beneficial overall. >.<"

The weight gets to be a bit much after awhile and my fingers are tingly from how I was holding it. To be fair though, I have a strange habit of holding some things with certain fingers bent and pressed up against them rather than just wrapping them all around it. The + does not continuously cycle through, you will have to use - to go back through the settings.

Would I use this toy again? Yes! It's cute, it's POWERFUL, it tickles just right and it can be versatile if you're creative enough! I feel it could double as a weapon if need be lol. Walking around with this thing in a purse would be like having a brick ready. >.<"

Waging War On Clean Toys!

Kennedy and Adrian were kind enough to include a toy cleaner in the package I received recently so I thought it would be fun to showcase it and say thanks by including it in the review for the toy I tested it out on! >.<"

The dust collected on this bunny from the moment it was opened until this video was crazy! Since I was going to wash it before properly testing it anyway, I figured I'd do a demo video while I did so! Unfortunately the grenade was a dud when it came to using the nozzle, but the war against dust raged on and victory was achieved in the end!

Remember ladies and gents: A clean toy is a healthy toy and a healthy toy is a happy user!