Beauty Bard II Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: This Bard Will Have You Singing Along!

Jul 08, 2025
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Overall Rating

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4.1
4.2
  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

My verdict

For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

Pros

Officially IPX6 rated. Great for shower, NOT bath.
Manual and App controlled.
App is non-invasive and has fun features.
10 features per appendage. Tri-prong is amazing!
Flat, discreet, comfortable to wear, easy to store

Cons

No storage/travel pouch included.
Charge time (1.5hr) is longer than use time (1hr).
Button runs both together. Need app to separate.
May not comfortably fit all body types.
Some users may not like the magnetic charger.

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