Beauty Bard II Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: This Bard Will Have You Singing Along!

Mini Summary!

Unlike the first Amazon Toy in my bundle of 5, this one actually came with a name "Beauty Bard II." Why? Because I believe that's what you'll feel like after using it xD. This wearable panty vibe features two stimulators: a three pronged/tongue for external pleasure and a rumbly bump that can be used internally or externally. The flexible nature of this toy not only allows it to potentially conform to a large variety of body types, but also makes it a good little partner for a somewhat adventurous style of user... To go near your butt makes you a braver soul than I.

The Beauty Bard II is more discreet in the wearable sense, being a bit flatter of a toy than the "Flappy Rocket", allowing you to get away with wearing it out and then hiding it in a purse quite a bit easier. Beauty has a total of 10 features that are not separately controlled, but simultaneously when using the single button on the base of the toy itself. It will simply cycle through the patterns and apply them to both motors, which some people may not be a fan of. If that's the case, don't fret! It connects to the Love Spouse app just like "Flappy Rocket" giving you the ability to now separately control each appendage! It has a use time of 1hr, a charge time of 1.5hrs and uses a magnetic style charger. Thanks to the official IPX6 rating, you can feel comfortable taking this lil beauty into a few wet places... HOWEVER, it is NOT submersible, only IPX7 and above are truly waterproof and submersible, this one can simply handle powerful jets of water.

The app is super basic and easy to navigate through. Simply give it an e-mail, password, nickname, icon and year of birth and you're in! You can control it through the classic remote style panel, through music, during a video chat, while playing a fruit based game, with a partner long distance.... ooooor... if you have a wound up pet and feel like being a weirdo, you can strap your phone to them and toddle off to another room faaaaaar away from them in order to make better use of their crazy ass energy and potentially give you a little more patience to deal with it because for some retarded reason someone thought it was a good idea to shake a phone to get off! *eyeroll*

The Packaging

When ordering this device off Amazon, you'll receive a pretty discreet, simply designed box wrapped in plastic to show that it has not been tampered with. It's a bit redundant with the same 5 feature icons represented on both sides of the box, and the "silicon toy" on the front is a bit of a suspicious give away to what's hiding inside lol. I would feel somewhat comfortable walking up to a counter with this, if I could lay it face down lol.

What's In The Box?!

The company kept things simple and sweet by only providing the main course of the toy itself and its two usual side dishes of an instruction manual and a magnetic charger. Why I decided to compare it to a dish of food is beyond me... but it's staying and I'm not sorry lol.

How Did It Feel?!

Like the "Flappy Rocket" I'm testing it as I write this paragraph. The Beauty Bard II is double the price of the "Flappy Rocket", costing around $20, and though it doesn't come with as much stuff as "Flappy" it's still seemingly worth the price!

First and foremost, the shape of the toy is actually a bit too long for my body type, the tri-pronged/tongue feature sits above my clit if left to sit naturally. Thanks to the flexible natural of the toy I am able to adjust it to where I need it and because of its shape it's able to stay in place, at least for me, while it does its thing. The internal piece feels like it has a nice girth, I can tell that it's in there even when it's off.

The vibration of the internal piece is kind of buzzy and though I feel it inside, I seem to feel it more towards the outer lips as it buzzes and tingles them, which is an enjoyable sensation but distracting from the feeling it should be providing. Though I'm more than aright with this, I could see other users not liking this aspect. I initially operated this device just using the button on the base, but soon grew to appreciate the fact that there's an app available; normally not a fan of apps. but it was/is a super handy thing in the moment. I switched to the app so I could increase the intensity of the internal feature while keeping the external one low.

The external tri-pronged/tongue feature is definitely capable of getting the job done at the initial intensity, but when increased to the 3rd single vibration it's almost an instantaneous finish ><". Definitely needed to back down since there was/is a bit more to explore. The increase in intensity felt a bit better for the internal piece but still not enough to enjoy it for what it is, just enjoying it for what it was unintentionally doing. Switching it to be the external stimulator allowed the intensity of the vibrations to be enjoyed in a more appropriate way as the strength was more than enough to get the job done. Given the fact that I don't want anything near my butt, just not that kind of girl, using the bump feature as an external stimulator isn't as comfortable as it could be allowed to be if I positioned it the proper way lol. Currently prefer positioning it so that the prongs are essentially a handle lol. ><"

My phone is usually left on a 30sec screen timeout during normal use. While using the toy that setting needs to be changed to something longer if you're not playing with the buttons the whole time or the toy will stop when the screen blacks out.

Just the prongs/tongues alone are reason enough to come back to this toy. Add the fact that it's comfortable to wear, flat and can inconspicuously be controlled by an app and I could see more adventurous people being quite happy lol. It's pretty quiet when against body parts and under covers, but given that it's in me I can hear it, I don't know how much other people around you would be able to notice if it was going about its business lol.