Satisfyer Glowing Ghost Review: Haunting Never Felt So Good!

Mini Summary!

I've never been more excited to receive a toy in the mail than I was to receive this one! Idk if it's the simple fact that it glows in the dark or the fact that it looks absolutely fluffing adorable, but I am so damn tickled to finally have it! I honestly just kind of wanted it as a cute decoration/toy more than anything, but the fact that it's fuckable is a weird bonus. I can pretend it's a minion, a scuba diver, a Pac Man ghost and/or a AmongUs character when it's on display, which was another reason I wanted this toy as it would have fit perfectly in the discreet toys blog as well as the clitoral stimulator one. In fact, I already had a write-up locked and loaded for this bad boy.

This hauntingly adorable toy has 11 air pulse and 12 vibrations settings, each with a mix of single vibes and patterns. His cute little belly is home to three buttons that are used to operate his features: simply hold the "~" button at the top to power the vibration feature on/off and press to continuously cycle through the settings; hold the middle button to power the air pulse feature on/off and cycle up through the settings; and last but not least, press the bottom button to cycle down through the air pulse settings. He can haunt you for at least 1hr, will need to rest for 2hrs and can charge his glow by sun/lamp but feeds off his magnetic charger to keep him going. His IPX7 rating allows him to haunt you anywhere you go! You can find him dressed in Yellow or White for $60 on Satisfyer's site.

The Packaging!

**** This will look similar to the section in the Exciterrr and Dew Drop since my sentiments are the same and it's the same company. ****

Satisfyer has an awesome packaging formula: Showcase the item on the front; include a sensual single line drawing of a female; keep only key info on the front regarding name and main features; provide several features in multiple languages in an almost bullet style list on the back; use a gradient color scheme that matches the color of the toy; and provide a sturdy overall box with a magnetic shut as a potential storage place for the toy since they don't provide a pouch.

When I received my first ever Satisfyer toy (Mission Control), I found I was uncomfortable with the product picture, sensual single line drawing, and somewhat blatantness of the packaging. It's crazy to think I now have an appreciation and level of comfort with this product line that I wouldn't mind walking up to a counter with it or be caught eyeing it on the shelf.

In regards to this one in particular, I am normally not a fan of yellows... Much like pink it comes off too bright or extremely neon and to me that's just unpleasant and loud. CalExotics Vixen got me to accept it by associating it with the beachy insert picture in their packaging. Once again my pictures provide a somewhat inaccurate color depiction of the box, making it look brighter and more yellow than it is. In person, it's actually more green, fading into a greenish yellow, and overall very earthy feeling which I love. Much like the Dew Drop, this is a color scheme I'd love to have an accent wall, whole room or a snuggly blanket done in. Blues, purples, blacks and earth tones are just perfection. ♥

What's In The Box?!

**** This will look similar to the section in the Exciterrr and Dew Drop since my sentiments are the same and it's the same company. ****

Satisfyer is very simplistic in their packaging contents, providing as little as possible but also providing quite a large space for it all. If they reduced the tray they have holding the toy or included an insert for the charger, the overall size of the package could potentially be reduced.

Inside the package: The toy itself, a plastic bag wrapped charger and a plastic wrapped instruction manual and general information pamphlet.

I find the type of plastic wrapping and the amount of plastic wrapping to be a bit odd and unnecessary. My assumption is that Satisfyer must think I'm already bursting with joy as I open the package and is providing protection for all contents from the impending tsunami.

It Glows!

Charge him by lamp, sun, flashlight or whatever! This little guy will light up your life and night with his supernatural essence!

The Air Pulse Function!

Information and Operation: His 11 air pulse features are accessed by two buttons on his belly: the middle button powers the feature on/off when held and cycles up through the settings when pressed, while the bottom button cycles down through the settings.

How Did It Feel?!: Testing while typing with the initially provided charge. First and foremost, I LOVE air pulse toys, never knew such a sensation existed until I started this journey and Satisfyer's Mission Control was/is my utmost favorite one to use more often than not. This little guy is weaker in comparison to the mission control, could be due to the amount of battery life though, could also just be his range of intensity in order to make him more beginner friendly. The initial several settings are slow burn build ups, once the 6th setting is reached it's extremely hard to concentrate on anything but it.

Opinion: Pulsers are vastly better than suckers. It is just a waaay better experience in every sense. I hate the noise that comes with the release and the way it pulls and almost pinches as it does its thing....pulses are where its at in my world lol and I don't understand anything about it but don't need to cause the end result says it all.

The Vibe Function!

Information and Operation: His vibration feature is accessed by a single button at the top of his belly; simply hold to power the feature on/off and press to continuously cycle through the settings.

How Did It Feel?!: Still testing but just the vibrations, no pulse, and with the pulse opening, not the body. His vibrations are rumbly, and though his body invites you to use it as a stimulating surface I find that I don't want to. The vibrations are noticeable and enjoyable when felt with the pulse opening. I'm sure grinding against the surface would get the job done, just using it the way I prefer to though, seems to be a slow burn thing when the feature is used solo.

Using the bumpy base with vibrations: Feels tickly and buzzy more than rumbly, but is a sensation I don't mind.

All together: The pulse and vibration together literally made my body freeze in an intense position for unknown amount of time as it couldn't understand what I just did to it lol. On the higher end settings of both this toy is more than capable of quick and intense finishes.