"Flappy Rocket" Amazon Wearable Panty Vibrator Review: Flap Me To The Moon!

Mini Summary!

I have personally dubbed this toy the "Flappy Rocket", as it seems to lack an official name on Amazon and in the paperwork it comes with. The name is derived from the flappy noodle in the shaft that is meant for G-Spot stimulation, and the fact that the tiny clitoral stimulator almost looks like a rocket, at least to me.

This toy has a fairly phallic shaped shaft that has a smidge of flex in the tip but stiff housing around the flappy noodle used to provide G-Spot stimulation. The clitoral stimulator has quite a bit of flex due to its design, giving it the potential to fit comfortably against more body types.

Flappy has 9 features per appendage, 3 single vibrations and 6 patterns, which can be separately controlled by the two buttons on the base of the toy, by remote and/or by the Love Spouse app. It has a use time of 1hr, a charge time of 2hrs and uses a magnetic style charger. There's no official IPX rating provided, and the box is the only piece of literature included that claims it's waterproof. As always, please use with caution in the showers and baths!

The app is super basic and easy to navigate through. Simply give it an e-mail, password, nickname, icon and year of birth and you're in! You can control it through the classic remote style panel, through music, during a video chat, while playing a fruit based game, with a partner long distance.... ooooor... tie it to a rabid squirrel and see where the night takes you because for some (unknown bizarre ass) reason people think shaking their phone is a good way to get off! *eyeroll*

The Packaging

When ordering this device off Amazon, you'll receive a super discreet, simply designed box wrapped in plastic to show that it has not been tampered with. Nothing about it screams or even whispers sex toy, which makes me quite the happy camper! I would feel decently comfortable walking up to a counter with this product.

What's In The Box?!

The company was kind enough to include the toy itself (always a good thing), a complimentary 0.85 fl oz bottle of lube (super thoughtful), a remote control with the first battery included (LOVE a company does this), the magnetic charger and an instruction manual.

How Did It Feel?!

First thought most people might have is: It's $10, there's no way it's gonna be anything wild and crazy. Something has to be wrong with it if it's that cheap. Well, eat your words!

The vibrations controlled by the power button are not only felt in the clitoral stimulator, but in the shaft as well and are pretty deep sensation wise, even on the first intensity. I expected the tip of the "rocket" to be what laid against the clit, but it's actually the more of the main body of it, providing a bigger surface to vibrate against. In a sitting position you have enough support by the base to get a nice grinding/rocking motion against the stimulator that makes the whole toy feel nice. When you turn the flappy noodle on, the whole toy increases in vibration and sensation which feels amazing for the external stimulation since it's now at least twice what it was when only it was on. In some sitting angles I could feel the noodle, in others not so much, just more of the overall vibration which still felt really good.

My phone is usually left on a 30sec screen timeout during normal use. While using the toy that setting needs to be changed to something longer if you're not playing with the buttons the whole time or the toy will stop when the screen blacks out.

This is a toy I would definitely go back to as I love a good grinding type session and the overall vibrations are tingly, enjoyable and more than powerful enough for me inside and out... Once again I find I can reach that much appreciated and desired orgasm with surprising ease. I actually tested it while typing this paragraph lol and am amazed I was able to get through it lol.