I've never seen a company offering custom textures on a toy before until Godemiche's Grind Ring. They have 9 different texture offerings available, plus customizable mound height, colors, and optional add-ons like a vibrating attachment or lubricant. I customized mine with a high mound and waves in Godemiche Purple. I didn't get the optional V-Plate, but I do wish I had! This combination cock ring and grinder by Godemiche is an excellent toy for couples. You can also use the Grind Ring with a strap-on or by using your hand to rub it against your anatomy or placing it on a surface to grind yourself again. The soft silicone is very stretchy, so it can accommodate a wide range of girths, however it may feel tight on those with a lot of girth. If you're curious about grinders, I think that Godemiche's Grind Ring is an affordable way to experiment and discover the pleasures of grinder sex toys!

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This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

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There are no words for how ridiculous this machinery is. The Satisfyer Curvy 1 is a stellar vibrator—great power, excellent suction head, and easy to navigate buttons. It’s a completely waterproof toy with Satisfyer’s classic 15 year warranty. Plus, the air pulsing technology is so well done in all Satisfyer toys, especially this one. Air pulsing pairs with vibrations, both of which feature 11 intensities. All around a stellar toy. Satisfyer developed an app to allow you to control the toy through your phone. It has some cool features like special vibration patterns, touch control to fine-tune intensity, and remote controls. The app isn’t something that speaks to me, I’m happy with using the buttons the old fashioned way. However, the app allows you to connect to Spotify and play any song through the vibrator. The Curvy 1 then translates the song into vibrations, so you can orgasm to the beat of a song. This had me in stitches. I laughed so hard when the Curvy 1 started vibrating to the beat of Greta Van Fleet.

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We LOVE this toy! The blending of the suction with the vibration is spot on, and not only that, it is not a regular vibration, but the textured shaft moves in the iconic 'come hither' motion which presses on just the right spots. Just a warning for those with a sensitive clit though: this toy sucks HARD. Even on the lowest setting we need to use it gently. Speaking of settings, there are three suction settings: strong, stronger and strongest. The insertable portion has 10 vibration and movement patterns but quite honestly some of them are weird. We wife prefer the straight forward vibration witht he fingering motion. The combination of the suction and the shaft make for mind blowing orgasms and I'd lie if I said it was a long ride. Let's just say I don't pick this toy if we want to take it slow...

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Gotta get the usual puns/jokes and comments out of the way... Ready to get down and dirty in the sand?! Talk about fun in the sun! Sex on the beach anyone? Okay, got that out of my system... CalExotics Venice Vixen is my favorite "all in one" toy by CalExotics thus far as it's internally and externally stimulating at the same time. Compared to the Jack Rabbit it feels better built and high quality, with a different and personally more preferred shaft shape. The best thing about the Jack Rabbit was the ears, which in all honest I prefer to have over the encaser the Venice Vixen has to offer as they are just... more invigorating. Incase you're wondering and want an easy summation of features, the CalExotics Venice Vixen has 10 clitoral encaser modes, 3 shaft intensities, a use time of 45 min on high and 150 on low, a charge time of 150 mins, and though no IPX rating is officially provided it claims it's waterproof.

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Lovehoney's Rose is easy to clean, comfortable to hold, and has a stylish rose gold chrome ABS plastic base that keeps it standing upright. Plus it boasts air pulse modes (6 intensities, 4 patterns), waterproof, and it's affordably priced (when on sale). You can't go wrong with this rose! I think the Lovehoney Rose is a great gift for anyone who has yet to ride the rose train or people who loved their first one & are in need of a new one. I also think Rose vibes make for excellent bridesmaid or bachelorette party gifts. Despite the fact that rose toys are still relatively new type of toy, they skyrocketed to "icon" status for their powerful suction in a discreet design. The Lovehoney Rose is not my first rose toy, and at this point, I'm fairly certain it won't be my last, but it sure did make an impression!

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This is a really fun toy! It is very quiet but powerful. The design is wacky looking but it works really well. The curve of the toy has it hit the g spot perfectly, and the toy can be used well hands free or with thrusting which is a bonus. Because of its shape, it does take a few minutes to get used to a different thrusting motion, but it is well worth it. While both motors are strong, the vaginal vibrator is more rumbly, which works quite well to help differentiate the sensations when both vibrators are on at the same time. Plus, rumbly vibrations are generally more pleasurable anyways! The vibrations are so good that it is difficult to hold on long enough "build up" to orgasm. Because of this, this toy may not be for those who like less stimulating or intense vibrators. For those who don’t mind an intense ride, this toy is perfect! In terms of cons, the toy lasts on the lower end of what is advertised at around 60 minutes with both motors running. At least once I could have sworn that it lasted closer to 45 minutes, so bear that in mind.

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The Satisfyer Pro + G-Spot wants to be your all-in-one pleasure solution. On paper, it ticks a lot of boxes: internal and external stimulation, powerful vibes, strong suction, dual motors, waterproof design... sounds great, right? And while it can absolutely deliver orgasms, it’s got a few hurdles to jump before it gets you there. This toy feels like an ambitious group project where not all the team members are on the same page. The air pulse suction? Strong and effective. The internal vibrations? Deep and rumbling. But when it comes to doing both at once — especially on your anatomy? It doesn’t always work out. The shaft is hard and not very forgiving, and the alignment between your G-spot and clit has to be just right for the toy to shine. If it lands in that sweet spot for you, congrats! You’ve found a great little dual-action vibe at a good price. But if not? It can quickly become frustrating, uncomfortable, or just... not worth the effort. We had our moments with it, sure. But it never made it into our regular rotation. The design limits flexibility, and the rigid build doesn’t help. It’s solid for solo play, but loses its spark for couple sessions — and don’t get us started on all that unnecessary plastic in the packaging. 😑

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I'll say this, Tiffany's waaay better in bed than Stephanie in more ways than one! xD ;P Pure Envy's Tiffany is hung like a horse in comparison to Stephanie which is weird to type but accurate nonetheless lol. The shape is more phallic in nature and comfortable in the same sense, though it only seems to have one setting which is a rotating thrust almost like Tracy's Dog Swirlii but not as intense. The air pulse feature is awesome and has 7 pulsating modes which I prefer waaay more than the Ava Lolli's sucker. Pulsers are better than suckers in my opinion. I LOOOOOVE that the two feature are on SEPARATE buttons for control so you can experience one or the other or both at YOUR preference with your choice of which mode it's in. One button for the thrust action and one for the pulser is just... right lol. The other awesome thing about Tiffany is she has a warming feature, which is well.. pretty hot in the sense that it's an enjoyable feature to have sometimes lol. She apparently likes baths, but I wouldn't 100% guarantee it as no actual IPX rating is provided anywhere, just a claim on the site that she can be submersed. If I had to sleep with a woman, Tiffany would be my gal. xD

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