Reviews

The Passion Kit by Tracy’s Dog offers solid performance at a very approachable price point. It works well as a starter wand thanks to its simple controls and strong vibrations, but it also has enough power and variety to stay interesting for more experienced users. The included attachments make it a fun addition to a collection, especially for anyone who wants to experiment without committing to a higher-end wand. Compared to the original Magic Wand, this kit delivers a similar style of stimulation at a noticeably lower cost. While the color options are limited, the overall value, versatility, and ease of use make the Passion Kit a practical and budget-friendly wand for a wide range of users.

The Lovense Flexer is not just another vibrator; it's a genuine innovation in pleasure technology, earning its "game-changer" title. Its core differentiator is the unique dual action where the internal arm performs a rhythmic up-and-down "flexing" motion simultaneously with powerful vibrations, specifically engineered to seek out and stimulate the G-spot. Encased in soft, body-safe silicone, the toy’s buzzy sensation feels electric and dynamic. The high degree of customization—controlling the speed of the flex and the intensity of the vibration separately—allows users to find that perfect balance between exciting (fast setting) and intimate (slow setting). It delivers a quick, intense, yet managed orgasm, living up to its "bouncing firecracker" personality. For solo play, it’s a powerful, hands-free hit. For partnered play, it’s excellent for introducing new dynamics focused on kissing, teasing, and touching, as its design does not permit concurrent penetration. Our main improvement request is the control method. While the Bluetooth app works, the lack of a dedicated physical remote can sometimes disrupt the flow of play. Despite that flaw, it’s one of the most distinctive internal toys we’ve used and an easy recommendation for users who specifically enjoy targeted G-spot motion. If you are looking to revolutionize your internal pleasure experience with a toy that offers unmatched targeted movement, the Lovense Flexer is a necessary purchase.

Love it! The more I use it and get used to it, the more I am loving it. I would give her 5 stars and would recommend to any friend

One of the cutest toys I've ever owned...but the caveat: it didn't work as well as I had hoped. Its shape is impractical, and its vibrations weren't that strong. It's a little difficult to clean for a waterproof silicone toy, too. I cannot stress enough how adorable it is, though. It has a SMILE!

Overall I love the options that this toy gives me! You can choose to either use the external vibrator function, the internal vibrator function, or both at once. It comes with a variety of preprogrammed patterns and intensities to choose from and the silicone feels smooth and soft. It is waterproof, easy to clean, and simple to use. A classic for a reason!

The Svakom Jordan is a beautiful device that suffers from an identity crisis. It’s a thrusting plug that barely thrusts and a vibrating plug that buzzes too high. While the app connectivity offers some fun novelty with sound syncing, and the magnetic remote is a clever design touch, the core experience falls flat. If you are a beginner looking for a comfortable size to wear while laying down, this fits. But for anyone chasing that "full" sensation or a deep, rhythmic massage, the Jordan is going to leave you wanting more.

TL;DR: Second only to my Shibari Wand. Budget friendly, great silicone material, amazing vibe intensity. It's quite nice. Highly recommended. Yeah, 'nuff said. There's not too much to add to the idea that it's just a more compact Shibari Wand. My one minor nit-pick is the Neck/Grip is just a bit too thin. Since the toy is much smaller than a wand with a 12" handle, there's much less purchase for your hands, so the thinner neck makes ever so slightly harder to use. I did accidently turn the toy several times while using it. It's just the power button is on this small handle that you need to hold on real tight. Slightly unfortunate. Something I haven't mentioned in any of my reviews before is the warranty associated with any of these toys. Funzze's warranty only lasts a year for the Handheld Massager, but in my experience sex toys with electronic components that gets heavy usage usually lasts around 2-3 years. And it's closer to that 2-year mark for me when it has a very thin neck like my reviews on Adam & Eve's Thumping Love Button or Lovense's Lush series. Perhaps most companies make the warranty last just long enough just in case there was a manufacturing defect...but a 1 year warranty will always seem to run out exactly when you need it. This isn't necessarily a negative for this toy and Funzze in general, but I think it implies that the company may not expect that particular product to withstand extended use. I suppose only time will tell how long the Handheld Massager will last me. I guess my overall take away is if you can find something that has a long or extended warranty, that it's probably pretty reliable, which I think is major bonus

The Peachy Pony is a delightful little surprise in the world of compact personal massagers. Its biggest selling point is absolutely its adorable, whimsical design — it doesn’t look intimidating, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and it brings a sense of fun and magic to something that can often feel overly clinical. Functionally, it delivers exactly what it promises: a cute, beginner-friendly, lightweight toy with 10 vibration modes, USB charging, and body-safe silicone. The motor isn’t meant to shake the earth, but for its size, it performs reliably and offers a nice range of sensations. If you’re someone who wants deep, powerful, rumbly vibrations, this will not be your heavy hitter. But if you want something gentle to moderate, fun, discreet, and aesthetically charming, it absolutely checks the box. The quiet motor, smooth silicone, and splash-proof build add real value. And because it’s designed as a mini toy rather than a main powerhouse, the price feels fair for what you’re getting. Overall, the Peachy Pony is best for: beginners ✔️ people who prefer lighter or mid-level intensity ✔️ collectors of cute, novelty-style toys ✔️ anyone who wants a discreet, travel-friendly option ✔️ It’s not the best fit for: users needing strong, deep vibrations ❌ people who prefer larger or more ergonomic designs ❌ Bottom line: If you want a toy that feels adorable, accessible, and fun, the Peachy Pony delivers. It’s not the most powerful toy out there — but it isn’t trying to be. It’s a charming, well-made mini vibe that does exactly what it sets out to do. For many users, that makes it a genuinely worthwhile little companion. 💕

Especially for its price point. It’s thoughtfully designed, well-made, and versatile, offering a powerful but refined experience that blends internal swinging, external suction, and vibration in a way that feels intentional, not just gimmicky. It’s not perfect, the suction alignment can take some patience, but for someone who wants a multifunctional toy without breaking the bank, this one punches well above its weight. If you value quality materials, a good variety of sensations, and a mid‑priced vibrator that actually delivers, I’d highly recommend giving this one a try.

I’m grateful for having bought it as it was great for figuring out my own pleasure and what I like in a vibrator. I wouldn’t heavily recommend this product as I feel other cheaper products can do just as good of a job with a similar shape and stronger vibrator.

My final verdict is a strong 5/5 stars. The LoveY YINGEVB Black-5 mini wand massager is an essential piece of equipment. It successfully combines discretion with explosive power. The sleek design, body-safe materials, and impressive array of intense, rumbling vibrations make it a formidable personal massager. It’s the perfect, quiet companion for muscle relaxation or personal pleasure—powerful enough to get the job done quickly, yet small enough to travel anywhere. If you need a powerful tool that is quiet and incredibly effective, stop scrolling and buy this one.

I love this little bullet vibe by We Vibe! It’s super cute and would make an awesome gift for anyone with a pu**y .. or anyone with nipples to be honest! You can use this for both clitoral or nipple stimulation, making this one a Two for one! 4.5 out of 5 because I could t find some clear instructions in length of charge time. But it packs a bunch and is overall a great vibe by a very reputable company.

Loved it! This little vibe is fierce and earns its unofficial title. For its size and cost, the power is unmatched. If you want maximum intensity in a discreet, lightweight, and easily cleanable package, the SANJIANKE mini wand is a fantastic, wallet-friendly choice. It’s a great entry point into wand-style toys and performs like a much more expensive model. Go grab one!

The Jabbion Wand Massager turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s well-built, comfortable to hold, and strong enough to satisfy both external and internal needs. The hot pink silicone gives it a clean, inviting look, while the flexible neck makes it easy to adjust for more precise stimulation. Despite being marketed for G-spot use, it works surprisingly well as a prostate massager thanks to its size and curvature. The vibration strength is impressive for the price, and the patterns offer enough variety to keep sessions interesting. Mode eight in particular stands out as a favorite for its rhythm and pacing. The motor’s deep, rumbly tone feels more refined than what you’d expect from a white-label toy. That said, the handle design is worth mentioning again, since it’s the same width as the head, it’s not suited for hands-free anal use. For safety reasons, it's a toy that requires to be used with a steady grip throughout, which isn’t a dealbreaker but is worth keeping in mind. A flared handle would have added an extra layer of safety and peace of mind. Even with that limitation, the Jabbion is a capable, well-performing wand that delivers genuine pleasure. It’s easy to clean, comfortable to use, and hits a nice balance between strength and control.

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!