Funzze Super Powerful Massager Review: The Buzz-Worthy Truth

Jun 05, 2025
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My verdict

The Funzze Super Powerful Massager is a great addition to any toy collection, fully equipped with 8 speeds and 20 vibration modes, this vibe will rock your world. What I appreciated about this massager was I could use it all over my body, which is not something that is applicable for all sex toys. I started my exploration by using the massager on my clit, but the vibrations were pretty powerful so I opted for putting a thin towel between my clit and the massager for more gentle vibrations to the area. After I got warmed up, I was able to forgo the towel, and use the massager directly on my clit. The vibrations were strong, and I was able to orgasm quickly, which was surprising because the toys in my collection usually take me 10-40 minutes to reach my climax. I am still learning the speeds and intensities that are best for my body, but I can say I really enjoyed the Funzze massager.

Pros

Easy to grip while using
Various speed and vibration modes
The toy came with a storage pouch
The massager can be used throughout the whole body
Fairly quiet vibrations when in use

Cons

The vibrations may be too powerful for some
Not waterproof

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    Jul 19, 2025
    I truly enjoy funzz super powerful massages. It's is very pleasing can be used as extra stimulation or for a all alone pleasurable experience were you need to get it done a definite guarantee orgasm great to have around can also be used a a body massager for you ache parts that need that extra strong vibration to help lose up the tense parts and relax you and give you pleasure to

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