Funzze 3-in-1 Toy Review: Crazy Idea, Almost There

We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏

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Sometimes toys having a widespread phase of popularity is well deserved. I’m pleasantly surprised by this product as it was not at all something I normally go for. I’ve explored fairly minimally with toys or sexual aids in general but I thought I had found my niche right off the bat. This once definitely makes me think I have a long way still to go since it has become a regular in my rotation. I’ve always prided myself on being adventurous and open mixed especially when it comes to my sex life, and that practice has served me well. Trying out a new style of toy is something I’ve recently committed to doing more regularly. Vibrators are my scene. I’ve been using them and make shifting home made ones since my adolescence. They’re popular and timeless because of their efficiency but I’d never thought of a new sub genre so to speak since the viral craze of the rose toy. Every social media influcer, celebrity (and every other vagina owner I’m sure) at least had exposure to is not curiosity. A tik tok ad was the first time I had seen it and even known that suction toys were both already a thing, and had a reputation of being very intense. I was confused as to the suction aspect of the product and was curious enough to want to try it for myself. In comes the satisfyer pro 2. The other reviews on it seemed to favor that same idea. Intense sensory, small and easy enough to maintain and use, and mind blowing orgasms. What more could a girl ask for? Overall this product was a nice intro into different styles of clitoral toys for me.

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This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. ;P Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

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What’s small, pink, and turns your hand into a playground of possibilities? The Swan Finger, of course. This is one of those toys that can easily be a staple in everyday sexcapades. Staying with the swan theme, this finger glove is long, like a swan's neck, and mimics the look and feel of a finger to a tee. It slides on almost any finger (all my digits on both hands and my partner's were a win). It's easy to slip on and inserts really smoothly, thanks to that soft-touch silicone. The slightly curved shape and flexible build give your regular finger the extra boost it needs to stimulate both the A and G spots, and it even worked well for anal fingering (more advanced toy users are going to like this one). Although free from the tech element, it didn’t drop a beat. There’s even a textured base that hits the clit, so you get internal and external stimulation. The Swan Finger’s simplicity is its strength—a hands-on experience you would want to try.

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The Lovense Tenera 2 is a toy that's like that one friend who's almost perfect, but not quite. Don't get me wrong, I loved the adorable gradient - "It's so PRETTY!" were the first words I heard! And the ergonomic design? Top-notch. The suction was on the weaker side though and the preset increments did not increase it by much (using the app is different of course as you can go from 0-10 in one push of a button). However, that is exactly what she likes as she's super sensitive and some toys are just too powerful from the get-go. It feels as though the color scheme, the light weight of the toy, the quietness and the suction levels all blend together to be soothing. Not a "wild fuck" as they say, but more like a gently kiss. If you need strong suctions though, then avoid this toy. Another reason to avoid is if you do not want/need to use apps to use your toys. I personally like to use toys without apps. After all, who likes a lube covered phone? Not me, that's for sure... That being said, the app controls are a nice touch IF you are into that kind of thing and they work for long distance play too, which is cool. Just BTW, the self-cleaning feature is genius! All in all, the Tenera 2 is a solid toy if you're into more low-key vibes and don't mind a toy that's a bit more... laid-back, then this might be the one for you. But if you're a power-sucker, you might want to keep looking. Oh, and one more thing: the price. Ouch. It's like they're charging us per rainbow color. Worth it for those that would use all the app features, maybe, but for me? Not so much.

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The Womanizer OG offers a unique blend of air pulsation and G-spot stimulation with its flexible, curved design. While the air pulsation on the G-spot may feel subtle for some, it adds an intriguing layer to the experience. With customizable vibration and air pulsation settings, this quiet and waterproof toy is ideal for users seeking versatile, gentle stimulation.

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As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

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The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

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