Reviews

9/10. Price can't be beat! Such a fun toy to add to your collection and 1/5th the price of similar fantasy dildos on BadDragon.com

I've had my eyes on the Dildolls line from Love to Love for a while, and thanks to ToyChats, I now have one!! This dildo is so cute, all of them are tbh. I love the cutesy, whimsical colorations they offer. The firmness feels closest to 10A, so it is a firm toy, but don't fret because it's still squishy and bendable. I think the size is very approachable for a lot of people, and the design is non-intimidating. The only texture on this toy is the coronal ridge/semi-realistic head that makes it so good for g-spot (or prostate) play. The lack of texture also makes cleaning the Dildolls easy AF! Overall, I think the price point for the Dildolls is really affordable for a good quality silicone dildo. With 9 color options to choose from, I imagine you'll find something that works for you (or your partner). I love it!! Best for: • Beginners looking for a non-intimidating dildo • Users who enjoy firm pressure for G-spot or prostate play • Anyone who prefers simple shapes and easy cleaning Not ideal for: • Users who want heavy texture or realism • Those looking for multiple size options in every color

Thwak the Ridgeback ended up being one of those toys that grows on you the longer you spend with it. The firm silicone, the playful ridges, the steady glide, and that squared-off silhouette all came together to make a sculpt that feels intentional and full of personality. It is small enough to stay approachable but interesting enough to keep your attention, kind of like the orc equivalent of a flirty wink across the campfire. As much as I enjoyed this size, I can already tell that if I revisit Thwak, I will be aiming for the regular version next time. Probably in the 00-30 firmness too, since this gremlin can absolutely handle a little more than this appetizer. The sculpt itself is fantastic and begs to be explored in a bigger form, like leveling up from rookie adventurer to a seasoned orc wrangler who actually knows how to handle the boss fight. Thwak surprised me in all the right ways. It is fun, dependable, textured just enough to stay entertaining, and full of that rowdy orc charm that makes you want to drag it back to camp for another round. If nothing else, testing the Small made it clear that this sculpt has plenty more to offer when it grows up a bit. I am already eyeing the regular size for a future matchup, so I can really let the ridgeback show off. Consider this my warmup round with an orc who clearly has bigger ambitions, and lucky for him, so do I.

The small High Noon ended up being one of those toys that quietly earns its spot without needing to be flashy about it. It is simple, well-shaped, and surprisingly charming once you actually get it moving. The sculpt leans on its silhouette rather than relying on textures, which gives the whole experience a very controlled, body-led feel. The head brings the drama, the shaft keeps things smooth, and the medial ring pops in at the end like a final wink. ​The soft silicone does ask for a bit of patience during entry, but once you are past the flare, the toy settles into an easy rhythm and feels far more cooperative than its first impression suggests. It is the kind of design that rewards technique over brute force, which honestly fits the equine theme a little too well. What impressed me most was how beginner-friendly the small size actually is. The dimensions stay comfortably within standard territory, so even with the wide head, the overall experience never feels overwhelming. It has enough personality to keep you entertained without tipping over into chaos, which makes it a great little confidence builder for anyone testing the waters of fantasy shapes. In the end, the High Noon is a solid, straightforward, good-natured piece of silicone mischief. It does what it was designed to do, it feels good doing it, and it fits neatly into a collection without demanding special treatment. Not every toy needs to reinvent the wheel. Sometimes it just needs to be steady, reliable, and a little bit cheeky, and that is exactly what this one brings to the table.

Loved it! This is my new go-to for texture play. It's big, it's a commitment, and it requires a ton of lube, but the level of sensory stimulation it offers is absolutely phenomenal. It truly makes you feel like you've encountered something wild and powerful from the deep ocean. It’s a gorgeous monster that belongs in every serious collector's inventory. 4/5 Tentacles!

My first dildo from Dee's Big Daddies and it's fantastic! This is Big Daddy Dakota and I love it. You can customize your size, firmness, colors, and base, as all toys are made to order. They're a small company based in Florida and specialize in realistic dildos. Each of their realistic dildos is designed to feature "imperfections", such as curved shafts, asymmetrical testicles, etc. Some of their models remind me of lovers I've had in the past! I really like the uncut design of Dakota and the mid-shaft swell is delicious when it's being thrust into me. I do wish I had received a version with a vac-u-lock base, so I'm going to keep that in mind for my next toy from Dee's Big Daddies! I actually have my eyes on a few of their models now that I've tried Dakota out. I highly recommend checking out Dee's Big Daddies! Dakota is really nice... and so are all of their designs. Use coupon code SYDNEY at checkout to save!

The Abysmal surprised me far more in use than it did in looks, which says a lot for a creature that seems like it crawled out of a forbidden trench. On paper, it reads like a chaos gremlin’s dream date with all its horns, scales, and smug little eyes, but in practice, it behaves way more thoughtfully than its monster aesthetic suggests. It manages to be both intimidating and approachable without tripping over its own theatrics. What really won me over is how Swisok’s medium silicone brings the sculpt to life. It gives the toy a playful flexibility that keeps things dynamic without turning it into a wrestling match. Once you guide it where it needs to go, it moves with you in a way that feels natural and strangely creature-like. Dramatic when it wants to be and gentle when it needs to be, creating the kind of mischief that feels fun rather than chaotic. The sculpt feels intentional from start to finish. The early waves keep things curious, the midsection refuses to settle into a predictable rhythm, and the final swell feels earned instead of punishing. Internally, the big shapes shine while the smaller textures mostly fade. Externally, those details come alive, and the toy has just enough personality to make you smile at how animated it feels. In the end, the Abysmal stands out because it commits fully to its creature fantasy and still performs beautifully. It has quirks, charm, and a playful streak that makes the whole experience memorable.

As a big fan of Uberrime, I think it's great to see them launch a line that is designed specifically for people who are curious about fantasy dildos. Equus Unicorn Horn has an approachable texture and shape, it's harness compatible and anal friendly, and I love the vibrancy of the colors! You can buy the Equus Unicorn Horn either as a ready-made in a pearly white to pink fade with gold accents, or you can customize your own colors. Uberrime is a great company that's run by members of the LGBTQIA+ community, and they have a wide range of unique toys ranging from fantasy dildos to realistic to non-phallic. I love their color marbleizations and they do vibrancy so so well! If you've never tried fantasy dildos, but you're curious about them, the Phantasia line by Uberrime is perfect to check out. I highly recommend them!

It's cute but a real lint collector! I wish that the dildo was made of a different kind of material, but it's overall a solid purchase!

You know those days where you wander to the "forbidden section" of spencers and discover they are having a BOGO sex toy deal, so you decide "why not?" well that's how I impulsively ended up with one of my favourite sex toys! This sex toy has an insertable vibrator that requires a AAA battery that is NOT included with your purchase, a suction cup, and a quick-charging, long-lasting, glow in the dark feature. As for feel while using it, it is comfortly girthy and the head/tip of the dildo brings an additional whole level of pleasure. It's got a soft silicone and is flexible so even without lube I find that it's always comfortable to use. The only thing keeping me from rating this a 5/5 is the fact that you cannot use the removable vibrator at the same time as the suction, and even without the vibrator the suction isnt as good as other dildos I own. But with strap ons and manual thrusting, you'll be brought to heaven, screaming halelujah, and cumming with the angels~ Want to know if what I'm saying is true? Why dont you take a trip to Spencer's ;)

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

A visually beautiful, well crafted and reasonably priced toy that allows couples to enjoy the double penetration experience. Design let down by the rigid, unstretchy cock and ball ring, making it ill-fitting for many men.

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

The Doltish 7-Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo is a straightforward, no-nonsense toy that knows exactly what it is, and does it well. It’s realistic enough to please those who enjoy lifelike textures, yet soft and forgiving enough for beginners to handle comfortably. The dual-density design gives it that extra edge of realism, though the sharp transition between the soft outer layer and firm core might not be for everyone. Still, its overall build and material quality make it a surprisingly dependable piece for the price. It doesn’t rely on flash or over-the-top design. The Doltish is simple, practical, and built to do one thing well, and it does. It's a reminder that sometimes, the basics really are enough.