Reviews

You know those days where you wander to the "forbidden section" of spencers and discover they are having a BOGO sex toy deal, so you decide "why not?" well that's how I impulsively ended up with one of my favourite sex toys! This sex toy has an insertable vibrator that requires a AAA battery that is NOT included with your purchase, a suction cup, and a quick-charging, long-lasting, glow in the dark feature. As for feel while using it, it is comfortly girthy and the head/tip of the dildo brings an additional whole level of pleasure. It's got a soft silicone and is flexible so even without lube I find that it's always comfortable to use. The only thing keeping me from rating this a 5/5 is the fact that you cannot use the removable vibrator at the same time as the suction, and even without the vibrator the suction isnt as good as other dildos I own. But with strap ons and manual thrusting, you'll be brought to heaven, screaming halelujah, and cumming with the angels~ Want to know if what I'm saying is true? Why dont you take a trip to Spencer's ;)

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

A visually beautiful, well crafted and reasonably priced toy that allows couples to enjoy the double penetration experience. Design let down by the rigid, unstretchy cock and ball ring, making it ill-fitting for many men.

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉

The Shkanla Monster Tentacle Tongue Dildo is exactly what its name promises: bold, textured, and unapologetically monstrous. Between the intricate sculpting, the subtle curves, and that unnerving flexibility, it creates a fantasy that feels alive. Every ridge, flick, and twist has purpose, working together to build a sensation that feels almost… sentient. What impressed me most was how balanced it feels once you start using it. The design looks intimidating at first glance, but it eases into motion beautifully. The silicone hits that sweet spot, soft enough to yield against your body, but firm enough to hold its shape and carry pressure where it matters. The suction base clings with real determination, refusing to let go even under stress. That kind of grip makes it easy to lose yourself in the moment without worrying about it shifting or peeling away. It’s the sort of reliability that turns a good toy into a favorite. And somewhere between the flick of that tongue and the drag of those scales, it’s hard not to get pulled into the fantasy. If you're not careful, it’s easy to believe there’s something otherworldly behind that movement, and honestly, that’s the fun of it.

The Doltish 7-Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo is a straightforward, no-nonsense toy that knows exactly what it is, and does it well. It’s realistic enough to please those who enjoy lifelike textures, yet soft and forgiving enough for beginners to handle comfortably. The dual-density design gives it that extra edge of realism, though the sharp transition between the soft outer layer and firm core might not be for everyone. Still, its overall build and material quality make it a surprisingly dependable piece for the price. It doesn’t rely on flash or over-the-top design. The Doltish is simple, practical, and built to do one thing well, and it does. It's a reminder that sometimes, the basics really are enough.

Over all, feels really great but due to it's price i would recommend it only to people i know have the budget for it, otherwise i would recommend a more viable option out there for a fantasy toy. But if you are looking for a fantasy dildo with a knot, a nice design and some beautiful colors then this might be something for you.

Loved it! The Phoenix-BP is a total powerhouse. It’s the perfect blend of being visually beautiful and functionally intense. It demands respect and patience because of that knot, but the intense feeling of being fully taken and grounded is completely worth the effort and makes it a favorite. If you’re ready for a serious challenge that delivers an incredible sense of completion and satisfaction, this piece should be at the top of your list. 5/5 Flames!

I would say I loved it. Despite wishing the vibration went a little bit harder, the realistic feel, the smooth thrusting, ease of use, and overall performance make this toy a winner. I like the size, the feel, and the fact that it’s not too loud. The remote control feature is fantastic. It’s a perfect option for anyone, whether you're new to this kind of toy or you’re a seasoned user looking for something new and fun. If you can overlook the mild suction cup and wish for slightly higher vibration intensity, you will find this Luvmazer unit to be a very worthwhile purchase.

Amanita by Fantasy Grove is one of my absolute favorite fantasy dildos in my collection! The vertical texture is much easier on me than horizontal texture, and the "coronal ridge" is the perfect mushroom head for stimulating the g-spot or prostate. This short but thick dildo is anal safe, harness compatible, and seriously cute! To get an Amanita of your own, you can either shop Fantasy Grove's 2x/month inventory drops or order a custom made-to-order (MTO). With MTOs, you can select your size, firmness, pour style, colors, and add-ons. I absolutely love this dildo, I love Fantasy Grove, and I imagine you will too!

In short: This is a well-designed, solid toy for someone who wants a bulky, full-sensation dildo made of high-quality silicone, with the added benefit of a suction cup base and harness compatibility. If the size and girth work for you, it provides a mix of realism (head + veins + balls) and serious usability for solo or partner play. The material and build also make it a quality pick for hygiene and longevity. However, it’s not without caveats: It’s large enough that it may be intimidating or uncomfortable for less experienced users. The firmness may not appeal to those who want ultra-soft flex. Also, you’ll want good lubricant, comfort with deeper penetration, and to test the suction surface for the base if you’ll use that feature. If I were to give a “grade,” I'd say: for its target audience (intermediate to advanced users who want size + quality), it earns a strong “very good.” For beginners, maybe a “good” with the caveat “only if you’re ready for the size.”

Of the Solina Toys full line-up, Prima is ranked low on my list but only due to size. I prefer a slightly larger dildo, both length and girth wise, but just because that's *my* preferences doesn't mean that yours are the same! Prima is a well made dildo with the same features I've come to know and love from Solina Toys: strong suction cup, hyper-realistic details, dual-density, and made with body-safe silicone. I appreciate that it doesn't just come in a single realistic color, instead available in 3 different realistic skintones. Though Prima may not be The One for me, I do really recommend Solina Toys for anyone who is seeking affordable realistic dildos.

Omg omg omg! This toy with the Vac-u-lock is truly a peace of art (for my arse)! The quality is incredible, I'm very impressed with my werewolf dildo. Fiddo is a good doggie! Let me what knick name you think I should call it 🤣

This toy is absolutely so fun to use! I highly recommend it to those who are into monster dildos. The price is very affordable and easy to access. The toy comes with everything needed to play, except cum lube. It even has an extra pump in order to help clean the ejaculation tube after play. My biggest concern would be that the manual pumping may be hard for those with mobility issues in their hands. All other issues are minor and to be expected with the kind of toy that it is.

As a big fan of Twilight Meadow Creations, I was really excited to get Bjarkan to review! This big toy can be used in a variety of ways: as a pussy plug, a butt plug, or as a dildo! You could even grind on it too, if you wanted. While this toy was a bit too big for me, I used it repeatedly on my wife who loved it as a dildo more than as a butt plug. TMC is based in Sweden and make really beautiful fantasy sex toys. Bjarkan is no exception to that! It's based off a troll penis, and has a moderate level of texture. The blunt tip can make insertion a little challenging, so make sure you've got plenty of lube and patience. Cassie, my wife, says that anyone who is looking for a thick but short dildo should absolutely try Bjarkan out!