Lubisey Thrusting Monster Octopus Dildo Dildo Review

Nov 28, 2025
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  • Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.

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My verdict

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

Pros

Worked great at first
Has a remote
Easy to use and easy to clean

Cons

Stopped thrusting a month or two in