Wow... the first and only word that was honestly uttered when I removed this baby from its box, lol. When they say thick and huge, they really, genuinely mean it. I can barely fit my fingers around the shaft so that the tips of my thumb and middle finger actually touch. I was looking for something that was a little closer to the size of my bf because I quite like what he's packin below the belt. I have another toy like this one in (what I assume to be) standard size for these "life-like" silicone toys with the suction cups, and the length of that one was totally fine, but the girth, compared to my bf, was lacking quite a bit. The old toy got the job done, but I wanted to find something bigger and better. That's when I found this baby. I threw it into my shopping cart and hit that checkout button as fast as I possibly could. I was super excited this morning when I saw the "package" (hehe, get it?) was marked as delivered via tracking and ran my happy a$$ to the mailbox just about as fast as I hit the "confirm order" button when I bought it. When I pulled this sucker out of the box and unwrapped it, my jaw absolutely, literally dropped.