FunnyMee Rose Licking G-Spot Vibrator Review

Sep 26, 2025
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My verdict

This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.

Pros

It's a Very Mid Toy at a Very Cheap Price
Novel Design: It's a Really Fun and Interesting Design with a Lot Going On

Cons

It's a Very Mid Toy at a Very Cheap Price
Master of None: The Thrusting and Licking Aren't Very Stimulating Overall
No Vibrations in the Main Head of the Toy