Put the Screen Away: 5 Sexy Alternatives to Watching Porn
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It’s 11:30 p.m., you’re lying in bed, watching the sixth of twelve videos you have open in incognito mode. You’re desperately trying to find the one video that really hits. But what if I told you that you could get off by doing something other than watching porn?
Whether you want to cut back on watching dozens of videos, or just trying to spice things up, here are 5 alternatives to watching porn that may change the way you orgasm.
Watching porn is an option most people gravitate towards when they want to masturbate. However, sometimes it can be repetitive and boring. Next time you’re scrolling through videos looking for sexual motivation, maybe consider one of these sexy alternatives. You might just discover a kink for literature, audio, on a new toy or yourself.
Reading Can be Naughty
Before the world had streaming services, people had books for entertainment. Smutty books have gained popularity thanks to social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram where users share their favorite erotic reading material. Do some research, and find a smutty book that might get you going. If you’re into bondage, give Fifty Shades of Grey a try. Prefer a spicy take on Captain Hook? Check out Hook by Emily McIntire. Let’s say gay werewolves are your thing, check out Wolfsong by T.J. Klune. Or if you're interested in a passionate holiday romance between two women in Portugal, try Seasons of Love by Harper Bliss.
Audio Erotica: Pleasure for Your Ears
Imagine a sexy partner whispering sweet nothings into your ear, telling you everything you want to hear. They describe exactly what they’re going to do to you, and what you should be doing in return. Welcome to the world of audio erotica where you can indulge in your fantasies through the touch of a button. Check out apps like Quinn, Dipsea, and Audiodesires to be transported into a world of pleasure. Headphones just became your hottest new accessory. Hands-free and ready for... other uses.
Watch and Learn
It may be such a simple alternative, but looking in the mirror while touching yourself can transform your masturbation experience. Yes, it may feel weird at first, but don’t let your intrusive thoughts stop you from enjoying yourself. Once you start, you may suddenly feel like: “Damn! I’m hot.” Try a new sex toy and watch yourself go from 0 to 100 real quick. If you have a partner, try watching each other in the mirror, you may even get inspiration for your next romp in the sheets together.
Main Character Energy
If you’re feeling adventurous, set up a camera to capture the moment, use your creativity to set the scene and storyline. If you don’t feel like cheesing for the camera, you can opt for a session that will be reserved for your memory. You can also be the main character in a sexy drawing, an imaginative fantasy, or over the phone with filthy texts. Your imagination is free to create any scenario your heart desires with no monthly subscription required.
Meditation…Erotically
Believe it or not, meditation just might be the porn alternative you’ve been looking for. It is a form of peaceful mindfulness with a little more mess and moaning. Start by breathing deeply and slip into the deep caverns of your mind by letting go of the day’s thoughts. Try visiting Guided by Glow, a website made for pleasure, to find what turns you on. They offer a variety of erotic stories and sensual scenarios designed to open your chakras and deepen your connection to pleasure.
Watching porn is an option most people gravitate towards when they want to masturbate. However, sometimes it can be repetitive and boring. Next time you’re scrolling through videos looking for sexual motivation, maybe consider one of these sexy alternatives. You might just discover a kink for literature, audio, on a new toy or yourself. For more fun tips check out explore more at ToyChats.com!
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