Sex Bucket List: On Your Deathbed You Can Say “My Kitty Lived a Happy Life.”

On Your Deathbed You Can Say “My Kitty Lived a Happy Life.”

Here are some sex bucket list ideas you’ll want to explore before shuffling off this mortal coil. Having an intimacy bucket list is essential for keeping things exciting and passionate. It prevents relationships from becoming stagnant and encourages continuous exploration and growth. Whether you adopt this as your own sex bucket list or simply use it for inspiration, the goal is to maintain that horn dog attitude for eternity.

And if you're new to intimate relationships and haven't had sex yet, don’t worry. I've got some delightfully vanilla suggestions for you timid little horn dogs who probably ask permission before snogging someone. Everyone deserves to get their rocks off, even if it is sweet and gentle. Actually, fuck romance I want to be gagged and spit on. Woah, that was too much…sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Ready to dive into that pussy headfirst? Let's explore what adventures await. I've created four distinct categories to cater to different comfort levels and experience ranges. Each list is designed to inspire exploration at your own pace and comfort level.

1. Freaky Deaky (Only For the Boldly Horny)

• Gangbang: This one is pretty self explanatory, get all your holes fucked by different people at the same time.

• Cuckholding rendezvous: Watch your partner get fucked in front of you by someone else. Make sure to jack off as you watch.

• Being tied up by an ugly chick and having a golden shower: Open those blow job lips as piss gets all over you.

• Have sex for money: Not prostitution...but maybe?

• Cosplay as your partner as you fuck them: We've all seen Freaky Friday, right?

• Do cocaine then fuck: Obviously be of age and do it safely please.

• Fuck a pair of twins at the same time: Even better if they're fraternal twins.

2. Spicy Minxes and Mavens (For the Experienced Fuckers)

• Have a threesome: The only thing better than two is three, if you know what I mean 😏.

• Go to a sex party: Make it a personal goal to cum on as many dicks as possible.

• Have sex in public: The park bench with a mini skirt, no undies, and some confidence will get the job done.

• Fuck someone at least 20 years older than you: Slip him a viagra and ride that stallion till he cries your name.

• Fuck a virgin and show them the ropes: If you're an experienced minx then give back to the community by lending your body as practice for a virgin's first exploration.

• Sex at work: Bent over a table, and getting hit from behind is the only way to see god in this economy.

3. Sweet & Sensual (For the Romantic Hearts *Vomit*)

• Pegging: Strap on that dildo and peg your man for christ's sake.

• Femdom: Take the lead in bed and tie your partner up with a leash to assert your dominance.

• Sex in every room in the house: Extra points if you get creampied in all the rooms too.

• Write down sex positions: Pick a day to have a sexathon and do all the positions you wrote down.

• Wear your partner’s underwear: Make them smell it at the end of the day as all your juices will be beautifully marinated into the cotton.

• Film a porno together: Who knows this may be a new career path for you and your partner.

• Fuck in a castle: Wear a princess dress and fuck like you're in a Bridgerton romance.

4. First-Timer Friendly (For New Boning Baddies)

• Naked Day: Hang out naked all day, and see who folds first to fuck.

• Fuck on a plane: The mile high club is begging for you to be a member.

• Play strip poker: Get naked and win money while doing it.

• Give a rim job: Eat ass, all the cool kids are doing it.

• Dudes: If you're a dude you should fuck another dude because you can't knock it till you try it.

• Play “what if” with romantic scenarios: “What if my pussy was wet and needed to be licked out?” 😏

• Give a foot job: Get those piggies ready for a nice slip and stroke.

• Swallow cum: Mama didn't raise quitters, you will finish your full meal.

At the end of the day it is important to stay freaky. Life would be so boring if we just did missionary every other night with a partner who lost the spark years ago. Keep your sex life fun, interesting, and full of wonder with these sex bucket list ideas. When fall comes around I may make updates, like masturbate with a tiny pumpkin or something along those lines. But for now, consider getting gangbanged, who knows you might just learn a little more about yourself in the process. Like who knew you could fit two 8 inch cocks in your mouth at the same time.