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FUCK Jeff Bezos. That bald little cunt. His cunnilingus game is probably really bad. And Lauren Sanchez, his wife, has an UGLY butter face.

Anyway, Amazon isn't always the worst place to find yourself. Amidst the poor working conditions and Bezos' enormous wealth, there are some pretty baller sex toys on the platform. While Amazon's sex toys aren't always high-quality (or safe), you can find some hidden gems if you know where and how to look.

Let's go over the pros and cons of sex toys on Amazon.

Pros

There are quite a few pros to getting your fuck toys on Amazon.

• Speedy delivery: Sometimes it's even same or next day delivery. Fuck Bezos, but good job on pulling that one off. Kudos.

• Wide selection: Amazon has almost every sex toy category on their site.

• Super convenient: You're one click away from some naughty orgasms. Plus, if you already have an account, then all your data is already saved.

• Affordable: Amazon's algorithms push the most competitively priced options.

Cons

• Ethics: Bezos sucks!!! And a little Nicaraguan child might have to put in some extra hours so you get your sex doll... but if you're chill with that then whatever.

• More ethics: American Amazon workers also have to really go through it. Their working conditions are GARBAGE.

• Quality: It could be very hit or miss. You really need to know who you're ordering from.

• Small business dilemma: You're not supporting small businesses or the very talented indie toy makers in our community.

Our Opinion

To be quite honest, we have ordered sex toys from Amazon before. It doesn't necessarily mean that we support the company or its business practices. But sometimes, it is the most convenient option or even the only option for purchasing decisions.

So if you're going to buy sex toys on Amazon, might as well know how to get the best bang for your buck.

How to Find Good Sex Toys on Amazon

Whenever you're looking for sex toys on Amazon, make sure that you're buying it from a trusted seller. It's best if the seller is the brand itself. For example, it says "Sold by ilovetracysdog" on the right hand side of the screen here.

The brand is Tracy's Dog, so it's likely that the brand itself is also the seller of the product.

Also, read the reviews on the product because real users give their honest feedback.

The Wandora... Mmm

Speaking of sex toys on Amazon, there's this one really good one that we like. It's called the Wandora from UTIMI.

It's a vibrator, rabbit, clit sucker, and clit thumper all in one. There are three attachments for different pleasure points. It's freaking lit.

Main Photo Credit: Daniel Oberhaus, 2019