What is Jerkmate Ranked? Breaking down the popular meme-turned-game.
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Feb 10, 2025
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If you've been on social media recently, then you might have seen memes about Jerkmate Ranked.
The meme refers to a made-up ranking system for the Jerkmate website. The meme implies a competitive nature on Jerkmate and masturbating as a whole, which is where the comedy comes from. It's absurd to think that men are out there jerking off with the intention of jerking off "better" than other men.
Video game lingo is a huge part of the meme. Fictional ranks are often talked about in the memes. Like "Golden Gooner" or "Bronze Beater".
According to KnowYourMeme, the earliest reference to Jerkmate Ranked was shared by X user @nohoesnik_, "lf duo for jerkmate ranked".
Featured is a meme shared by @waifu.shojo on Instagram.
On February 6th, the official Jerkmate account on Instagram (@jerkmate) announced that the Jerkmate Ranked game is really coming to fruition. A release date was announced for Monday, February 10th at 12 P.M EST.
People in the comment section went crazy. One user said "Please don't be pay to win 🙏🙏🙏", another said "Always praying this day would come.."
Users continue to use video game lingo when referring to Jerkmate Ranked. Someone else asked "Will there be duos?"
Jerkmate Ranked was officially released and is featured on the main navigation bar of Jerkmate's website.
Jerkmate Ranked is an idle game by Jerkmate and can be played on Jerkmate.com. You click on the screen to "Fap" and collect "Cum". Cum could be used to buy things that'll collect even more cum for you. The game is a bit like Cookie Clicker if you've ever tried that. These things also make fapping more efficient, so you can collect more cum and climb the ranks.
Eventually, you'll be extremely efficient at cumming. It's not too hard to get your cum in the trillions.
The game isn't too difficult. You literally just click. Start off by clicking on the screen. As soon as you can, click on "Lube" on the left to make it easier to collect cum.
Speaking of, let's go over the shop.
- Lube: The only object in the game that doesn't Fap automatically, but it enhances your clicks/faps by increasing the amount you get per click.
- Poster: Starts you off with 6 faps per second.
- Magazine: Gives you 21 faps per second. This is where the game picks up.
- Private Show: 75 faps per second. Speeding it up and getting some crazy numbers.
- Cam-to-Cam: Essential for the end game and reaching the final ranks. 250 faps per second.
All of these objects increase in price and faps per second with every purchase. So in the late game, a poster might cost 300 billion cum but grant you a million faps per second.
My strategy is to just buy the most expensive stuff first and let it fap for you while you do something else. Check on the game every now and then to buy more stuff.
If you play for about an hour then you should reach Platinum Puller. I got to Grandmaster Baiter in about an hour and a half!
There are seven Jerkmate Ranked ranks.
- Unranked
- Bronze Beater
- Silver Stroker
- Golden Gooner
- Emerald Edger
- Platinum Puller
- Grandmaster Baiter
It might just seem like a funny meme turned into a funny game, but Jerkmate Ranked has some real world prizes available to players!
According to the Jerkmate site, you can win "$200 Jerkmate credit (Gold), 1 of 5 $100 Amazon gift cards or 1 of many Jerkmate Trophies!"
All you have to do is share your score on X with #JerkmateRanked.
Unfortunately, it seems like the prizes are handed out randomly instead of being granted to the players with the highest scores. That would have thrown some real competitive edge into the mix.
If you wanted Jerkmate Ranked to incorporate real masturbating, then you might be a little disappointed in this game. But who knows, an update can come to the game in the future that'll make things serious...
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In case you're in the dark about what Jerkmate even is, then I'll quickly go over it for you. Jerkmate is an adult cam site that connects users with performers. Users can pay performers to enter a private room (and you can imagine what they do in there) or just tip the performer on her livestream.
