Like a Kitten's Cock-a-Palooza – Confetti Silicone Dildo Review

Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 6" Ultra Realistic Dildo will have you thinking a real dick is inside you. Read more to see why.

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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The Fresh-KO Dildo is exactly what you’d expect from a $16 toy—it’s not premium, but it’s fun. The design looks realistic and the size makes it exciting, but the material, suction cup, and overall finish give away its budget price. With lube, it delivers satisfying sensations and some playful variety, especially for couples who want to experiment. Just don’t expect luxury or long-lasting quality. If you’re looking for a low-cost way to spice things up, it’s worth it. If you want something that feels truly body-safe, polished, and built to last, you’ll probably want to invest in a higher-end toy.

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This might seem like your standard silicone dildo, but trust me, this is no ordinary suction cup companion. The moment you insert this baby and start to move, those weighted balls inside spring into action, delivering subtle, hypnotic rumblings that take the experience from “nice” to “wait, what just happened?!” This isn’t just another toy—it’s a multi-tasker, perfect for both vaginal and anal play. It absolutely delivers on its promises. The “shake, rattle, roll” effect provides deep, rumbly vibrations that are so satisfying, you’ll find yourself moving just to keep the magic going. The size? It hits that sweet spot—not quite beginner-friendly but forgiving enough for anyone to experiment. Even if you only go halfway, the sensations are incredible. The premium silicone feels great externally and internally, adding to the experience, and the suction cup is strong enough to stay exactly where you need it, even during more adventurous moments. The Bouncer works great in a harness too. The rolling balls create a dynamic rhythm that you and your partner will feel with every move, which gives strap on play a whole new pleasure hit. The only catch? It’s on the girthier and firmer side, so it might take a little warming up if you’re newer to larger toys. But once you’re in the zone, it’s nothing short of amazing. Ohh! It can totally join you in the bath or shower, bouncing in water an experience, you'd want to try for sure.

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This dildo checks all the boxes for me. I really can’t recommend it enough for how comfortable, lightweight, easy to use, and soft it is! If you’re looking for a first-time toy to use with a harness, to engage the suction cup for easy shower fun, or even to just try an internal toy that doesn’t vibrate, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Shaft’s J dildo is a slam dunk. Now, excuse me while I go check out the vibrating ones.

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I'm a big fan of Solina Toys, and their newest hyper-realistic dildo in their line up is no exception to that. The dual-density, suction cup, & super realistic design are exactly what I've come to know & love from Solina Toys. This model is available in two realistic skin tones, called Vanilla and Cocoa. There's a good amount of texture and the uncut design makes the tip a lot more beginner friendly than some of the other Solina Toys models. I really love this toy and would absolutely recommend it!

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I absolutely fell in love with the Lovetoy Strap On Harness Shorts!! It exceeded my wishes and expectations at every corner. Quality, function, versatility, comfort, and value all wrapped up in 1 box. Who would have thought??!!?? In my book, that's a 5-star rating.

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