Like a Kitten's Orcasm Vibrating Egg Review: This Orca Will Make You Swim in Cum

M’Lady Tiny Vibrating Wand is the perfect mix of funny, adorable, powerful, and effective. It’s so mighty and so small. I can’t get enough of it. Every time I look at it or use it, I have to chuckle. M’Lady is the perfect name; it matches the silliness of this ridiculously cute toy. Enough about the vibe it gives off, let’s talk about the actual vibes because they’re immaculate. Defying the laws of physics, this toy packs a punch. I could see the manufacturer releasing this toy as a gimmick, giving it one or two moderate speeds. But no, M’Lady is powered by Power Bullet. It has 3 speeds and 4 patterns that will knock your socks off. It comes in a precious carrying case, allowing you to hide it in your purse and take it with you for a date night or a short trip. I’m just so thrilled with this itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny wand.

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Overall, I would say that I really enjoyed using the Go Glow Bullet from Our Erotic Journey, and I would purchase this product again. There were some minor inconsistencies in the product design that made me rank this below a perfect score. However, since it is marketed as a kitschy and unique toy I would say it fulfills that expectation and more.

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The Lelo Sona 3 Cruise Sonic Clitoral Massager is chef's kiss, and will make you a masturbation addict. For all the cum gremlins out there, you NEED this toy in your collection, it is a total game changer. This toy is made to last, and is a great investment for your pleasure. I never understood the hype around expensive sex toys, but I have converted, and now see why the sex toy industry is so lucrative. Touching yourself with this toy is fucking fantastic, but don't take my word for it, give the ol' girl a spin and let me know what you think.

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The Jellytime Deuce is an excellent first rabbit vibrator if you're new to dual stimulation toys. What immediately drew me to this one was the clean, elegant shape and the beautiful buttery yellow color. It's a neutral, sophisticated shade that doesn't scream "sex toy". If you accidentally leave it out, it won't look obscene. The size is just right. It's not intimidatingly large, but it's not so small that it feels insufficient. For someone like me who's primarily into clitoral stimulation, this was important. Initially, I found the feeling of internal vibration a bit overwhelming, so I started by using it exclusively as a clitoral vibrator. But as I used it throughout the week, I gradually got comfortable with moving it to stimulate my g-spot as well. The fact that I could ease into dual stimulation at my own pace made this toy much less intimidating than larger rabbit vibrators I've seen. What really sets this apart is the attention to detail. It comes with a gorgeous velvet storage pouch, which is something I don't see often with sex toys. This might seem like a small thing, but it genuinely makes the whole experience feel more luxurious. There's something about touching that soft velvet pouch, opening it, and taking out the toy that makes me excited to use it. It transforms using a sex toy into more of a ritual or experience rather than just grabbing something from a drawer. At $40, this is pricier than some other rabbit vibrators on the market. But if you want quality, thoughtful design, and a toy that won't intimidate you as a beginner, this is absolutely worth the investment.

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Never thought a toy could be so sweet and so spicy at the same time! The Rocks-Off SugarBoo is a perfect little bullet for beginners because of its small size, but is powerful enough to potentially suit those more experienced. This beautiful blue bullet comes ready for action right out the box with two AAA batteries locked and loaded, thanks to Rocks-Off's awesome think ahead nature. There's no storage pouch included, but its overall 5.51" length does make it a perfect travel companion, and an easy to store toy overall. It has 10 power packed settings, 3 intensities, and 7 patterns that feel amazing outside and inside. It's powered on/off by holding the button for 3 seconds, and operated by pressing the button to cycle through each setting. It has an IPX7 rating, so you can melt like sugar as things get hotter and wetter in the shower. Rocks-Off claims the device can run for 3 hours on a single pair of batteries, but as long as you have a spare pair and a charger handy you can run as long as you'd like with very little down time! This is long and wide enough to be used on its own, but small enough that it can be paired with another toy or used with your partner. This is a bullet I'd gladly reach for again and again. I love the color, the fact that it came with batteries, the initial intensity out the gate, the IPX7 rating, and the versatility that this toy brings! Next time give me a storage pouch and I'll say I'm in love.

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Okay… I was not ready. When a toy makes you question your stamina on the very first try, you know you’ve stepped into a different league. The Le Wand Die Cast isn’t your friendly little starter wand, it’s not your “cute discovery” – it’s a goddamn force of nature. I genuinely thought I’d built some toy tolerance over the years – I’ve played with bullets, loved lipstick vibes, and never really saw myself as a power queen. But this wand? It ate me alive. 😂 And I’m not exaggerating. I use it on setting ONE. One. Out of TEN. And it’s plenty. If you’re looking for something that will take you all the way there, even after a long day, even when your brain says “meh”… this wand doesn’t ask, it delivers. Fast, hard, and intensely. That said – this is not a low-effort love affair. It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s loud, and it has a cord. This is not your sweet everyday crush – this is a chaotic luxury hookup that eats batteries and expectations for breakfast. But wow… what a ride. 😮‍💨

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This is the third wand I've tested, and I have to say that wands are not my thing. My little lollipop-looking one was fun and perfect for me, but this powerful little beast from Blush has even more of a kick than the bigger-sized one I also tried out from another brand. Even the lowest setting on the Allana wand is powerful and hard to handle if you're not used to that much vibration. Now I know why I learned from the adult toy store I worked at for two weeks that wands are an acquired toy and can ruin you if you're not careful! I don't want to give you a bad outlook on this toy, though. Just because it's not for me doesn't mean that someone who loves using wands wouldn't find enjoyment in this particular toy. It has lots of benefits we'll get to soon.

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The Funzze Super Powerful Massager is a great addition to any toy collection, fully equipped with 8 speeds and 20 vibration modes, this vibe will rock your world. What I appreciated about this massager was I could use it all over my body, which is not something that is applicable for all sex toys. I started my exploration by using the massager on my clit, but the vibrations were pretty powerful so I opted for putting a thin towel between my clit and the massager for more gentle vibrations to the area. After I got warmed up, I was able to forgo the towel, and use the massager directly on my clit. The vibrations were strong, and I was able to orgasm quickly, which was surprising because the toys in my collection usually take me 10-40 minutes to reach my climax. I am still learning the speeds and intensities that are best for my body, but I can say I really enjoyed the Funzze massager.

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The Ava Fliq allows you to flick all of those pesky stresses off your shoulders as it whisks you off your feet! With 10 whisk patterns and 10 bean fliq-ing sensations you're sure to feel like the cream of the crop! If a spa were to provide complimentary stress relievers, I feel this would be in that collection hands down. Of the three Ava products I've received, I'd have say that this one has to be my favorite clitoral stimulator! If you want an action that closely feels like genuine oral sex, this is a good choice! I've gone back to this toy several times in the week or so I've had it because I can't seem to get enough of that little fliq-er.

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