Like a Kitten's Screaming Squirrel Review: I Got SQUIRRELS In My Pants

Design

This Squirrel Knows a Thing or Two About Nutting

The Screaming Squirrel from Like a Kitten is a bold take on a mini vibe and clit sucker combined in one. With its bright pink color, and playful design, this toy is a cute dual ended vibe. Don't be fooled by its appearance because this contraption will take the living nut out of you. My favorite function was the G-spot stimulator which takes the form of the squirrel's tail. This was the first time that I was able to use a G-spot stimulator where I wasn't overwhelmed by the sensations. It's stout and curved stature is perfect for people like me, who prioritize buzzy stimulation over a thick and full sensation. Prior to insertion, I warmed up my clit with the suction function which was pretty mellow, so I also used the tail to rub against my clit for more pussy wetting. It was a slip and slide down there, my pussy juices paired with lube had me seeing stars as the squirrel gently nipped at my sweet spots.

The Screaming Squirrel is compact and light enough that users can hold it for extended periods of time. In addition to its size, the two button system on the squirrel's front side is a game changer. It is simple to use, and didn't require me to scan the user's manual to figure it out (you may have to though, since your brain will be fogged with thoughts of splooge). As you can see in the picture the squirrel has its mouth wide open, practically begging you to stick your clit inside.

Quality

Purr-fect Pleasure Companion

Was it sturdy, well-made, or did it feel a bit cheap or fragile? This nut filled pleasure enhancer is made of medical grade, body-safe, phthalate-free silicone which creates a soft texture when in contact with skin. The squirrel is 100% waterproof and USB rechargeable, meaning that sexy shower sessions are a must, and you can step up your pleasure game by squirting all over your feral friend (they can take it 😩).

You can tell that there was intention in the design of the product, and it is even more evident in the 1 hour use time capability of the toy. For my solo sessions this is a great toy to start out with because it is mellow enough to peak my interest, but where this toy really shines is in partner play. My boyfriend and I experimented with the Screaming Squirrel together, and both of us used the tail for stimulation during different parts of our sexcapades. The toy got me wet and ready for sex as my boyfriend thrust the tip between my tight pussy folds. When I started giving him head I utilized the tail again as I let it vibrate along his frenulum. This vibe is a durable little fucker, it was thrown, squashed, and cum on multiple times, and it beautifully withstood all our naughty antics. Since the vibe and especially the clit sucker component is more on the mellow side, I would say this is a great toy for a beginner.

Experience

Girls Rule Boys Drool

The experience that users have with the Screaming Squirrel is a journey that starts before the actual masturbation session, beginning with the brand's thoughtful approach to design and marketing. What enhanced the experience for me was the brand story where Like a Kitten was created to make products easily accessible to women ages 18-30, and create a toy that was not threatening and approachable for women who were victims of sexual abuse. I love that their business model centers around the notion that pleasure doesn't have to come from something in the shape of a penis!  

What I enjoyed most about the experience was the novelty of having a squirrel sucking me off. In the adult toy industry, more often than not, there is a lack of creativity when it comes to stimulation products. Most sex toys designed for women look like a dick, tentacle, or even abstract versions of male anatomy, but this company is exploring completely different forms that push the boundaries with delightfully unexpected products. I had a great experience with the Screaming Squirrel, and it is perfect for chill sessions. I would opt for a stronger toy if I wanted a more intense and fervent stroking session! But that's the beauty of toys, they each have their own unique way of brining pleasure to your pussy, and play a huge role in setting the right tone for intimate moments.

Materials and care

Keeping Your Kitten and Squirrel Clean

As previously stated, the Screaming Squirrel is made of body-safe silicone making the cleaning process fairly simple. All you need to do is wash the toy with warm water and mild soap followed by air drying. I store the squirrel in its original carrying box under my bed, because it does attract dust easily. Also make sure to avoid cleaning the toy with alcohol because it will deteriorate the silicone material over time after continued use. As always I highly recommend that you wash your toys before and after use because if not cleaned properly, there is potential for bacteria to grow on the toy. This results in a stinky coochie, and even stinkier toy. This cute little woodland creature does not deserve to smell like gross fishy fish. You dirty horn dog 🐕 .

Packaging

Tiny Package With Big Surprises

Like a Kitten wins brownie points for their marketing, branding, and packaging. The toy comes in a cute and sturdy box with an orange, purple, and pink color scheme. The brand is a mix of retro, kitschy, hyper feminine, and playful elements wrapped together! This is probably one of the most aesthetically pleasing packaging I have received in the mail. What I love is all the little details on the box, from the squirrel wielding a knife on the model's shirt on the front cover to the purple squirrel pattern adorning the company quote inside the box. I am curious to see if Like a Kitten creates unique boxes for every product, or if they only do this for their best sellers. Either way, I am living for the packaging, and thought it was cute enough to use as a storage space for my squirrel toy. The box is made of durable material, so users don't necessarily have to throw it away upon opening it. A thoughtful peekaboo window lets you glimpse the toy inside before even touching it providing a delightful preview that builds anticipation.

Price

Affordable and Cute

The Screaming Squirrel retails for $59.45 which is a reasonable price for all the elements that comes with the toy. From my experience if you're buying a toy that isn't triple digits, I would say you're getting a pretty good deal. There was so much intention and thought that went into the overall presentation of the toy, and I would buy it again for a bachelorette party or just to gift to a love one. The novelty element of the squirrel puts it a step above competitor toys in this price point category. While the vibe is pretty mellow as opposed to some of my more powerful toys, I would say that it is a good warm up toy for advanced users, or full session toy for beginners. Get your nut on with this tiny little fuck squirrel. And meow at the sex gods for giving you such a nice orgasm.