Nipple and Pussy Pump from Utimi Review: This Thing SUCKS... In a GREAT Way!!

Design

When it comes to exploring new aspects of pleasure, I don’t mess around. I’m always on the prowl for spicy products that can take my sexy time practices up a notch. Recently, I stumbled upon the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump, and I can now tell you, it’s been quite the adventure! In this review, I’ll share my thoughts on this crazy fella, from its design to its performance, and whether it’s worth your time and money.

Quality

A Little Help, Please

Now, I have to admit, using the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump wasn’t exactly a solo endeavor for me. I needed my husband’s assistance to get everything set up properly. The tubing was kind of hard to push securely onto the air splitter port, so he handled that for me. If you’re a newbie or even a seasoned pro, I’d recommend having a partner on hand for the best experience. It’s not that the pump is overly complicated or anything, but having someone else there can make the process go a whole lot smoother and more enjoyable.

Experience

The 1st Experience

Once we got everything all hooked up and put together, I was dying to see if the pump would show up and show out. I stripped as fast as I could, and that brought a smile to my husband’s face!! I got cozy in our recliner, where all my lady parts could be easily accessed. However, I soon notice that the nipple length tubes seemed too short and hardly covered my nipples. It was like it couldn’t get a full grasp on them. I just kept on trying to make do with it, but the suction action on my nipples was well more than a slight tug. We tried for about 10 minutes to adjust the pressures, but to little avail. This was a bit uncomfortable, and I wished they had designed the tubes to be a bit longer. If you’re someone who has larger nipples, you might want to keep this in mind.

On to the bottom half because I was thrilled to discover that the sensations given off from the pump was quite unexpected, in an incredible way, after the issues with the upper portion! Oh, Sweet Jesus, the suction felt FANTASTIC, especially when the motor would kick in and it sucked like the Devil on my wanting pussy. As a side note, I did use just a little bit of lube mainly around the inner outline of the silicone pussy cover. It made for a better and more complete seal. I felt like Christopher Columbus because I kept on finding new things!! Here's a bonus tidbit for y’all: I found that using one of the plastic nipple cylinders directly over my lightly lubed clit provided a much greater squeezing action, which was a game changer for me. I definitely had an orgasm more than a couple times from that guilty pleasure!! YUUMMM.

Performance

A Handy Feature

I think one of the standout features of the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump is the quick release valve. This little handy dandy thing allows you to release the suction quickly if things get too intense. I found this ingenious concept particularly useful, especially since I was still getting used to the sensations. It’s a fabulous safety net for those who might be a bit hesitant about trying out a pump for the first time, or one that gets a touch overzealous with the suction!

Ready for Waterproof Fun

Another component I love about this pump is that it’s waterproof. You heard me…WATERPROOF. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities for playtime! Whether you want to take it into the shower, tub, Jacuzzi, or pool just clean it easily after doing so. The waterproof feature is a definite plus.

Plus Size Friendly: No Issues Here!

As a plus-size woman, I was a bit concerned about whether the pump would fit, let alone comfortably. I’m stoked to report that I had no problem fitting my larger-than-average vulva into the vaginal attachment! It felt snug and secure without being overly tight, which is essential to allow for a pleasurable experience. Big girls you know what to do!!

Packaging

What’s in the Box?

Upon finding the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump on my front porch, I was immediately so terribly grateful for their discreet packing. Here this package is just sitting on my porch in broad daylight, for anyone to see. But they didn’t… Thanks, Utimi!! My neighbors don’t need to know what’s inside my box. Let’s get this play thing inside and rip it open!!

I removed the black cellophane of my treasure box. Inside the box, I found the pump itself, 2 sets of different length tubes for the nipple and pussy attachments, the pussy cup itself, a set of 2 durable hard ABS plastic nipple cylinders, USB charging cable, and a user’s manual. The instructions were straightforward, which is always a plus for someone like me who can sometimes be a bit of a blonde when it comes to these things.

Final Thoughts:

I would rate this product a 4. 9 out of 5 stars. It’s a great addition to anyone’s collection, whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned pro. I would definitely recommend it to my friends, and anyone else looking to spice things up in the bedroom or in the shower.

If you’re considering purchasing the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump, I say stop sitting there and go for it! It’s a fun and sensual way to explore your body and enhance your pleasure. Just keep in mind that it might take a little practice to get the hang of it, especially if you’re using it solo.

In conclusion, the Utimi Nipple and Pussy Pump is a wise addition to any intimate toy collection. With its high-quality materials, well thought out design, and overall performance, it’s sure to bring a new level of fun and pleasure to your naughty experiences. So, gather your partner, grab the lube, get comfortable, and enjoy the ride!!