The Lovense Lush Mini Review: Pussy Pleasure Redefined

Design

Styled to Squirt

The Lovense Lush Mini is a Bluetooth remote controlled G-spot egg vibrator that produces strong waves of pleasure when in use. WARNING: Do not use if allergic to intense orgasms, using this product will make your prone to aching swells between your legs to a point of extreme pressure and release.

The texture of the Lush Mini is out of this world; constructed out of silky-smooth silicone, this egg will have you humping and bumping until you're drooling and cross-eyed. With a sleek and insertable size of 31mm, the Lovense Lush Mini can be used discreetly in public. The egg is U shaped, which makes for pinpointed G-Spot stimulation. Designed beautifully with a neon pink matte finish, Lovense constructed the perfect conversation starter that brings a pop of color to your nightstand.

Quality

Well Made, Just Like Its Owner's Pussy

This G-Spot egg vibrator from Lovense is the newest addition to their mini vibe collection. All Lovense products that I own, have a certain quality standard that not all companies maintain. What makes the Lush Mini stand out is the nuanced details found in the controls. My partner and I are a long distance couple, and Lovense truly makes "closing the distance" a whole lot easier with their Lovense Remote App. This allows my boyfriend to control the toy from half way around the world, which makes mundane everyday moments a bit more exciting.

Experience

Lush Mini Inside Me

With the Lush Mini, users have a selection of unlimited vibration patterns on the app, with an average of 7,000 vibration pulses per minute.

As I mentioned, this is my go-to toy for long distance sessions, and my boyfriend loves to neg me by dialing up the intensity during the most inappropriate times. During brunch with my friends, I forgot I had had the egg inside me, and nearly chocked on my mimosa as the egg started to gently nudge my G-Spot. I had to squeeze my legs together to stop myself from cumming all over the seat. It was an internal battle to appear normal as my composure started to slip away. If you're a naughty little minx who likes toeing the line between bad, dirty, and downright horny, then this toy may be for you.

Performance

Guaranteed to Deliver Moans of Fulfillment

The vibes on this toy were super powerful, and delivered on pussy wetting fun. I would say that the noise on the egg vibrator was a medium level. I could definitely hear it was on, and the stronger the vibrations the louder it got. However, I wasn't too concerned about my roommates hearing me from down the hall because the buzzing sound wasn't too bad. I was probably moaning louder than the buzz emanating from the toy. All I have to say is this thing will keep you horny, and even when you cum, the Lush Mini reels you back in for more. This toy is addictive as fuck, and if you can't handle the masturbation induced high...well that's your problem.

Materials and care

Soap, Water, and Towel

The clean up process was fairly simple, and the only materials necessary were soap, water, and a towel. The silicone material was soft on my skin, and I had no trouble inserting the egg on the first go around. I would recommend a healthy dose of lube to get started, but after it is inserted you don't really have to worry about getting wet. The clean up process takes a total of 5 minutes, but just make sure the toy is fully dried before storing it away, as this ensures a longer shelf life.

Packaging

Can I Fuck the Box it Came in?

Packaging is a signifier for how the toy will perform, and the Lush Mini box set the tone for it's pussy punching delivery. The box itself is high quality, made of a matte pink finish and primes users on the luxury performance of the egg. Included in the package was an instruction manual, magnetic charger, and the toy showcased in a styrofoam lining. The box was so pretty that I was tempted to stick my clit on it and rub one out. Alas, that was a little too horn dog coded for me so I controlled my urge, and fucked the toy instead. UGh UGh UGh... ok you caught me, I fucked the box too tehehehe.

Price

Investment Purchase

The Lovense Lush Mini costs $129.00 which can be daunting to some users. I would not suggest this as your first sex toy if you have never used one before because the price is steep and the vibrations are fairly strong. This is one of those toys that aren't purchased on a whim, it is a high quality toy, and a solid investment if G-Spot stimulation is your vibe. From my experience, this is the first egg that has been able to deliver consistently solid vibes throughout the whole session. If you're in a long distance relationship and want to get freaky, this is the toy for you.