UTIMI Firestorm Review: Sex (Toy) On Fire

Utimi's Firestorm!

Watch out, world. Utimi is a sex toy brand that's trying to break into every niche. Male sex toys, vibrators, anal toys, you name it. I can't say how successful they are in other regards, but their male masturbators are some of my personal favorites. Their automatic strokers are affordable and high-quality. Can they keep up the hot streak with the Firestorm? Let's find out.

The Hot Red Design

Is this a little spaceship or a sex toy? Regardless of the answer, it looks so damn cool! It's a sleek ride that I wouldn't even mind putting on display. At least I would if I wasn't jamming my junk in it every week...

This is a nice-looking toy. The red color really adds to the aesthetics of a "futuristic" sex toy. But a good design does no justice if the toy doesn't make you feel good, so let's talk about how the toy feels on your shaft.

Triple Threat

Stroking, rotation, and vibration. This toy does it all. Well, almost all. I wish it could have had a heating function built in to it. I'm only saying this because Utimi's other toy, "The Mermaid" does everything that the Firestorm does. I do admit that I like both of them equally but if the Firestorm could have lived up to its name more and have a heating function, then I would absolutely fall in love with it. But the display unique to the Firestorm is definitely a nice quality of life factor.

And I mean, take a look at how it functions. It's incredibly powerful. This toy looks like it's going to yank your dick off. I loved using it at the higher settings, but I did prefer the more lowkey speeds. Which kinda had me wishing that there were more relaxing settings available for use. The lowest speeds were still a little too fast for me, in my opinion.

But the texture of the sleeve? And the responsiveness of the toy itself? Chef's kiss

How It Feels

This is an incredibly-feeling sex toy. Look at the texture here:

A loose sleeve with well-placed ridges. You can see the vibration bullet in there (the long pipe on the bottom) and even a bit of the tongue that this toy has. The tongue feels sooo good. It's a reward to stick your cock as deep as possible into the toy so that you can get a hint of that tongue on your tip.

This toy was clearly designed by a team that knew what they were doing. Too often I feel like designers work with the philosophy that tight = good. That's true sometimes, but when your toy has the bells and whistles that this thing has? It's absolutely not always the case. The rotation and stroking could get the job done without having to use a crazy tight sleeve. It's more about the journey than it is the destination with this toy.

That's why you're able to enjoy it in the tub. The waterproof design is amazing for taking a bath and letting the toy take your stress away.

Here's what the orifice looks like. Some guys might want a tighter entrance, but I think that this is perfect. The material is also squishy, soft, and supple. Easy to thrust into or sit at the base of your cock.

You're supposed to jam your dick into this thing and let the internals do all the work for you. The key theme here is relaxation. You don't have to stroke yourself off with this toy, because it'll do the thrusting for you. Just like how you don't have to worry about rotating your stroker, this red spaceship's got the job covered.

Charging

The toy uses USB-C to charge. It lasts for a good while!

Cleaning

I love how you are able to take this whole thing apart. Makes it so easy to clean the toy and avoid getting water near the circuitry. Nice design!

Free Goodies!

I always love it when brands throw in some freebies. Whether they be stickers or lube, I'm a sucker for it all. Utimi included a free bag, some lube, and two drying sticks. The sticks are a little too skinny to comfortably fit inside of the. toy, but throwing the both of them in there seems to be a lot more efficient.

Honestly, I'm really impressed with this toy. It does a lot and it comes in at such a reasonable price ($50 at the time of writing). Hats off to Utimi!