Love me, fuck me, and lay a fat egg in me…wait what was the last part about eggs?

The World of Extreme Sex Toys

That’s right, welcome to the world of extreme sex toys that are not made for beginners. These aren’t your average bedroom accessories, and if you’re in the market to satisfy some of your niche kinks like being stretched, gagged, and spiked then you came to the right place. 

What came first, the chicken or the egg? In this case, it was an alien dick. 

Ovipositors: Egg-Laying Dildos

Ovipositors are alien egg laying dildos. How it works is the eggs are loaded into a hollow shaft and once squeezed the eggs are expelled into either a vagina or anus. This results in a satisfying stretch and pop as the egg is released from the user’s hole. 

If you’re considering using this dildo for anal play make sure to purchase eggs with gelatine material, if made from silicone, the eggs have a higher likelihood of getting stuck in the anus. That alien egg will come out wet and ready for round 2 after you deposit it in your partner’s wide open mouth. 

Inhaler Gas Mask with Bottle

Let’s talk about breath play, it has been tied to tantric practices for years, and is a sexy thing that most vanilla couples do at some point in their lives. But for sex extremists like yourself, it may be time to take it up a notch. 

Introducing the inhaler gas mask with a bottle, which is great for couples who are into dominant and submissive dynamics. The dominant partner can strap the gas mask on their sub and put whatever scent they want in the adjoining bottle. The mask is made out of a one way breathing valve which enhances the breath play experience. Watch as your sub gets groggy from the lack of oxygen, and fully submits to your devious ways. 

Enema Piss Rubber Pants 

Humans are kinky creatures, and that means pissing, shitting, and even vomiting can be a turn on for some. The enema piss rubber pants bring pissing kinks to life so you can wet the bed, piss in your partner’s asshole, or use it however you want. It’s silly, naughty, and definitely far reaching on the extreme sex toys spectrum. Golden rain showers just got nastier, and I know you little fuckerchaun will chase that rainbow all the way to the pot of gold.

Vajankles 

Have you ever heard of anatomically correct feet and ankles with a vagina carved into them? Calling all super freaks, here is your sign to go check out a pair of vajankles which are feet molded from real people. 

The product website provides background information about the foot models, and the shapes look eerily similar to a real foot! These ankles and feet are made out of silicone which makes it perfect for a dick pounding and foot lickin’ good time. These dawgs are begging to be jizzed in, and for those with a foot fetish this may be a gateway drug to some seriously crazy ankle play. Give it your best thrust, and see what new positions you can concoct with these little piggies. 

Urethral Sounding Rods 

This looks and sounds a little more clinical than some of the other sex toys on this list. Urethral sounding rods involve inserting a sound, which is typically a slender rod, into the urethra, and navigating it all the way down to the bladder. Some people enjoy the rod probing the prostate or other parts of the body from the urethra canal, but it requires precision and patience as it can be a dangerous feat. This process is sometimes used in the medical field for unblocking buildups within the body, however, in a sexual context it is meant to stimulate pleasure and can be used as a humiliation tactic in power play relationships. Mmmm, I love when you shove a stick up my pee hole, it feels like I’m about to burst! 

Spiked Chastity Cages 

This is the holy grail for freaks and geeks that like cock and ball torture. The spiked chastity cage is placed on a penis and balls which becomes uncomfortable for the user as they get an erection. Knowing that the spikes will hurt turns them on even more which makes it a continuous cycle of pain and pleasure. In extreme BDSM scenarios, some chastity cages are fastened onto the penis in a way that makes it impossible for the submissive partner to rip it off. Painful but pleasurable is the name of the game, and if that’s your thing, have at it. 

Extreme sex toys are scary, weird, and wonderful all at the same time. It takes a lot of insight to know what turns you on, and if it happens to be a little on the extreme side that’s perfectly ok. If you like your sex a little more vanilla, then check out some of ToyChats other blogs to find a vibe that works for you. And as always stay freaky, get nasty with it, and for the love of god get that pussy or dick dripping wet.