Top 7 Best Animal Dildos: Fantasy and Beasty Remix

The Uncover Creations Sea Horse Dildo is one iconic son of a bitch. He's purple, thick, and oh so scaly! There is something utterly hot about living out some fish fantasy where you want those mermaid beachy vibes up your vagina. You know you can't actually fuck a sea horse right? This is as close as you can get.

Did you know that male seahorses carry and give birth to their young unlike mammals?

Go get your boyfriend pregnant with the Uncover Creations Sea Horse Dildo that is made from high quality silicone material and is harness compatible. Be that dominatrix mommy and powerhouse your man downtown you nasty horn dog.

With animal dildos you're usually in for a nice vaginal stretch sesh. Which is the case for the Yocy Faak Knotted Dildo, this top notch cock will have you begging for sweet release as it cums in you. Yep, you heard that right, this dildo knows how to nut, on command, whenever you want it to.

Don't you just love the realism of dildos these days?

The biggest thing to note is Yocy Faak is a chonky toy. It starts off narrow at the tip and bulges wide toward the middle. It's hard the first time to push your body past its limit to be fully seated on it. But once you finally mount it, your eyes will roll back in pure bliss.

Into Area 51 porn? Then this might just be your vibe.

The Uncover Creations Arbora Alien Dildo is a hot stick of yummy pleasure. The texture is sensational with a tight ribbed shaft, and expertly designed pointed base. The spikes at the bottom of the toy are nubbed perfectly for a dual sensation experience as you bounce up and down on it.

This is another toy that is perfect for those that want to get absolutely cream pied while they jerk off. This futuristic animal dildo (loosely speaking) retails for around $69! Users can customize this dildo at checkout, by choosing their desired firmness, size, color, and base style.

The Horse Dildo-Hunter Jack has a long slender design that bends to your will. Comprised of a mushroom shaped tip with strong vein lines running down the shaft of the dildo; this cock screams fuckability. What makes the Hunter Jack completely unique is that it has it's own storyline on the Nothosaur website.

It's always nice to read some curated smut before going crazy with Hunter Jack. Creature Cocks is another brand that tends to make a little story for users to get engrossed in the fantasy animal dildo realm.

Check it out, you may be surprised by how turned on you get from horse dildo smut 😌.

Spider Man ran screaming for the hills when he saw how big Venom's cock was. I'm not even kidding, Creature Cock's Venom Silicone Dildo is a girthy mofo. With its narrowest insertable diameter of 2.3 inches, this villainous dick will have you #stretched.

If that's not your vibe, don't worry, there's definitely smaller dicks on the horizon. But if you want a tight ride with insane ribbed texture, this may be your match made in heaven. Bonus points if you're a Marvel universe fan.

Finally, a curved dildo that looks like an alien! Just what I wanted for Christmas.

The John Thomas Toys Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo is designed to hit your P-spot and G-spot while in play. Fair warning: users have said that poop sometimes comes out when used anally. Maybe that turns you on, and all the more power to you. Either way, be mindful of the sunken head of the dildo as you use it for bodily exploration.

I absolutely love its petite build and vein like texture. This dildo unfortunately does not have a cum tube, so if you wanna be a cum dumpster princess then this toy may not be for you. It has a solid build and is constructed of high quality material that indicates it will last for years to come.

Do you want a red hot throbbing cock inside you? Well now is your chance with the Solina Toys Monsta Dildo. This is the first animal dildo on the list that actually resembles a traditional penis. The toy is constructed of silicone and has a fleshy soft bend to it. The only beast looking part of this toy is at the base where a werewolf coat of hair lines the ballsack.

Despite its initial impression, the Monsta Dildo is girthy and fairly large so you will definitely have your hole stretched out if you use it enough. With a retail price of $69.99 this toy is a safe bet for those looking into expanding their toy collection into animal dildo territory. It's not very intimidating, and perfect for dipping your toes into more freaky play.