John Thomas Toys Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Great for deepthroating.
- Has a nice look to it.
Cons
- Bit too soft.
- Scoops out poop from your innards if you're not completely clean.
Design
Experience
- BBlazeSep 04, 2025I love the length. But I don't know how the head will go. And it has amazing texture
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