Alien Nation: Lick of the Lair
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Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Good quality suction cup
- Glows in the dark
Cons
- Nothing makes it “stick out”
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