The Sinloli Ukulele Might Be Small, But It Can Fuck Like a Beast

Aug 15, 2025
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My verdict

The Sinloli Ukulele Mini Sex Machine might look cute, but it’s no toy; it’s a capable little fuck machine that punches way above its weight. With a 60W motor, fully adjustable thrusting angles, and up to 240 strokes per minute, it delivers serious action in a compact package. It’s perfect for beginners or anyone tight on space, and the fantasy dildo bundle adds variety to your sessions. That said, the new EZFunLock connector system is a baffling move, and the torque just isn’t enough to handle deep anal play or heavier toys. If you want to script your pleasure, grab the app-enabled version. The Sinoli Ukulele is an affordable, fun, and effective intro to the world of thrusting machines; just understand there'll be compromises compared to something twice the price.

Pros

Compact and discreet; easy to hide, carry around, or stash under the bed when not in use.
Surprisingly strong and fast thrusting (up to 240RPM) for its size.
Whisper quiet—you'll be making more noise than the machine as you scream in ecstasy.
Great value bundles to suit all audiences.
Can be adjusted to a good range of angles.

Cons

App control not included in all bundles.
Limited motor torque (250 N-cm) can struggle with anal.
Short legs can make doggy difficult.
New connector style rather than just using Kliclok (though you can work around it easily).

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