You know those toys you try out thinking, “Let’s just see what all the fuss is about…” and then suddenly, you’re three sessions deep, talking to your friends like you’ve discovered enlightenment? That was me with Insomnia. 😅 I didn’t go in as a Riley Reid fan, I wasn’t even sure a mouth sleeve would do it for me. And now, this thing’s practically glued to my nightstand. The lips, the tongue, that sneaky little squeeze in chamber 2, it’s like someone reverse-engineered the feeling of a blowjob and said, “Let’s make this a toy.” It doesn’t go hard just for the sake of it. It builds. It paces. And somehow, it captures that slow, teasing, ridiculously hot kind of pleasure I didn’t even realize I was craving. I’ve used it fast, slow, in every direction (don’t flip it tho 😬), and it just gets me. Insomnia is the kind of toy that sneaks into your top shelf and refuses to leave. And honestly, I’m not complaining. If you’ve ever wished a Fleshlight could just feel like a BJ, this one’s not trying to simulate it. She is it. If you're still here you might already be halfway sold. 😉

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Let’s be real – when a pornstar like Mia Malkova gets a Fleshlight, we have to try it. There’s just something about the combo of iconic lips, cult status, and that wild “tentacle-core” texture that pulls you in 🐙✨ And LVL Up delivers exactly that: a wild ride, especially if you're into intense, non-stop stimulation from the first stroke. We loved the look, appreciated the realism of the molding, and even enjoyed the ride – up to a point. It’s not a sleeve for edging, slow build-ups, or gentle sessions. It’s more of a “hold on and try not to finish in 3 minutes” kind of toy, and honestly? That’s sometimes exactly what you want. So, is Mia’s Fleshlight a legendary level-up or just another name on the shelf? We’ll say this: she earned her spot, but maybe not on every session. Curious how the tentacle texture actually feels and if this thing can live up to the hype? Read on for the full deep dive – with all the messy, lubed-up details 👀💦

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Smart, Smooth & Buzzier Than Expected We weren’t expecting Ambi to stay. Not with the Swan Bullet flexing its power and the Tango X rumbling like a jackhammer in disguise. But then Ambi pulled a move we didn’t see coming: it adapted. It didn’t try to win by force. It won by finesse. ☺️ It’s not the strongest bullet we’ve tested. On pure vibration power, it loses the race to both Swan and matches Tango. But it doesn’t need to be the strongest because Ambi does something different. It plays with you. Learns with you, and syncs with your vibe, your scene, and your pace. During couple play, it fit seamlessly into every position we tried: missionary, cowgirl, and spooning. The toy delivered steady, well-placed clit stimulation without ever being in the way. That’s rare because most vibrators either jab or vanish under the sheets. What really sold me was the interactive side. Being able to sync Ambi to my favorite videos via the Lovense app turned this from a “nice little toy” into a full mood experience. The way it pulsed with the scene, flowed with the audio, and stayed right in the sweet spot without me touching a thing? That’s not a feature. That’s a game changer. Sure, I’ll still grab Tango X when I want a deeper punch, and the Swan Bullet for those buzzy, brain-melting quickies. But Ambi has carved out its own space in my rotation. It’s my go-to when I want control, comfort, and a little intimacy with my toy – when I want something that gets smarter the more I use it.

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Cream doesn’t yell, she whispers and somehow still leaves you gasping. 😵‍💫 From the softest lips to that sneaky mid-section and waffle-y finale, she plays the long game. And oh boy, does it pay off. What starts all innocent and the glides turn into one of those “how the hell did I get here?” kind of sessions. Not extreme, not basic, just perfectly paced and quietly brilliant. She’s not trying to win the texture Olympics, but if edging were a sport? She’s already stretching at the finish line. The build-up is smooth, the grip hits right, and the variety keeps you curious. One of those sleeves you reach for thinking “eh, something chill” and end up clutching the sheets. And once you’re in that waffle zone, good luck not moaning. Cream doesn’t scream for attention, she earns it. Wanna see how she quietly climbed into our top tier? 😏 Keep scrolling – the hype might just be real.

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The Mini Swan Wand Glow in the Dark is one of those toys that tries something different and almost nails it. It’s compact, curvy, and surprisingly versatile once you get a feel for what it wants to be.

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Tech, Texture & a Bit Too Much Trouble? We were seriously hyped for this one. Lovense + automatic stroker + app control is chefs kiss. This combo had “next favorite toy” written all over it. But Solace Pro ended up being a bit of a mixed bag for us. When it works, it really works , the manual mode is solid, the hardware feels premium, and the couple play potential is actually exciting. But it also makes you work for the good stuff. Between the loud motor, the hit-or-miss AI syncing, and an interface that can feel more like troubleshooting than foreplay, it’s not a grab-and-go kind of toy. Add in a milder sleeve that didn’t blow us away, and we’re left saying: good idea, decent execution, but not the game-changer we hoped for. Still, we’re tech nerds at heart – and there’s a lot to appreciate if you love syncing toys to smut and building out your gadget collection. Plus, it’s sturdy, well made, and definitely fun in the right setup. Just, maybe not the one you’ll reach for every night. Curious if the future of solo play is here, or still loading? Keep reading to see if it's your new favorite stroker 👀

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Beyond isn’t here to steal the spotlight, but damn she holds her ground. For a sleeve that’s been around since 2017, she feels surprisingly fresh. 😅 There’s something really grounded about her whole vibe: a soft intro, a surprisingly grippy middle, and enough structure to keep things interesting without going full-blown fireworks. She doesn’t scream intensity, but she whispers realism in a way that caught me off guard. Especially that tight second chamber, it’s the kind of texture that wraps around you just right, and paired with those spiral rings, there’s a lot more going on than you’d think at first glance. It’s not a wild ride, but it’s a steady and intentional journey that makes you want to explore her more. She won’t be my #1, but she’s earned her place. And if you’ve ever been curious about sleeves that edge on realistic without losing stimulation Madison may be the one for you. Wanna see how she stacks up in the rest of the review? We’ve still got care, quality, price & more so scroll on down! 👇

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The one that chills, but knows exactly how to keep the tension building 😏. This one had our hearts before we even opened the box because let’s be honest: we’ve loved Emily for years. But as much as our fangirl/fanboy goggles were on, we didn’t expect Squirt to be quite so chill. And that’s exactly what makes her stand out. She’s not flashy and she’s not trying to rip your soul out through your glans. She’s subtle. Balanced. Mild enough for long sessions, interesting enough to keep you engaged. The entrance is welcoming, the structure flows, and her suction game? Quietly elite. We’ve tried a lot of sleeves, but few manage to feel this forgiving while still doing their job. That’s Squirt and she sneaks into your rotation and suddenly you realize she never left. And every time you come back, she just works. This isn’t the sleeve that’ll give you fireworks after 3 minutes. But if you’re looking for an intimate, laid-back ride with a little emotional side-eye (and maybe a second round on top), Emily is waiting. Want to know why she’s the mellow ride that still makes an impact? Keep reading or jump to the parts that hit your spot 😉.

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Not Everyone’s Favorite, But Possibly Yours 😉 We’ve tested sleeves that blew us away on the first thrust, and others that grew on us over time. Tasty, she's in the second camp. There’s nothing flashy here, no fireworks, no punch-you-in-the-face texture. And maybe that’s exactly why she earned her name: she’s not the wildest dish on the menu, but she’s one you might crave when you’re not in the mood for chaos. Tasty is simple, reliable, soft-spoken. She lets you take the lead and gives just enough to keep you going without stealing the spotlight. Not every session has to be a challenge. Sometimes you just want a toy that does its job smoothly, quietly, and with a lot of grace. That’s Tasty. She won’t be everyone’s favorite. But for the right user? She might be the one that sticks around. Especially if you like edging, longer sessions, or just a more “realistic” feel. Tasty might not shout, but she sure knows how to stay. 😌 Looking for something mild, smooth, and built for slow burn? Then keep reading, or jump to the comparisons and see how she stacks up. 😉

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Bombshell surprised me in ways I didn’t expect and that’s saying a lot, considering how hyped she was. My partner and I have tried a lot of sleeves, but this one found a sweet spot I didn’t even know I needed: focused, deep shaft stimulation that builds slowly and doesn’t just overwhelm the head. From the very first use, she gave me the kind of experience that made me stop mid-session and think: damn, this one’s different. She’s tight but not suffocating, intense but not overwhelming, and detailed without being fussy. It’s that rare combo of physical design and sensation that just works for me every single time 😅. I’ve had fast, explosive toys before that make you finish quick leaving you to wonder what just happened. Bombshell isn’t that for me because she’s the kind of toy that lets you slow down, feel every chamber, and ride that line between tension and release. She’s the reason I’ve learned to enjoy the process, not just the orgasm. And what’s honestly wild is there are moments I didn’t even finish, not because she couldn’t get me there, but because I was so satisfied from the ride alone. That’s rare, special, and something I didn’t know I could enjoy – until now. Bombshell Blake isn’t just a name or a pretty mold, she’s a full-body, full-mind experience that’s earned her place in my top tier which is something I don’t say lightly. If you're even remotely curious, she’s worth a try.

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Couple-Tested, Overthought, and Thoroughly Thrusted – Meet the SVR 🔥 This ring came in cute, quiet, and low-key... and somehow managed to stick around through all our wild ideas and test sessions. From classic missionary to weird shower yoga, we truly put the SVR through it — and it didn’t flinch (well, mostly). It’s not the flashiest toy we own, but it’s one of the most dependable. The rumbles are stronger than you’d expect from something this small, and when used right, it seriously enhances partner play without getting in the way. The silicone is lush, the fit is forgiving, and it never made Karl feel like his circulation was about to cut off. Always a plus. 😅 Sure, it’s not perfect. The charging port gives us minor anxiety, the highest settings might rattle your windows, and you’ll need to readjust in certain positions. But for all the ways it showed up for us — solo, duo, and mid-couch quickie — this little ring really earned its spot. Curious how it performed in every position (yes, even that one)? Scroll back up and see what worked... and what definitely didn’t. 😉

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We’re not going to lie — the Iroha Midori might not be the strongest vibe in our drawer, but it’s definitely the softest. This toy is all about comfort, calmness, and gentle build-up. It doesn’t aim for brute-force orgasms or endless modes — it’s focused, beautifully crafted, and oh so squishy. The texture and feel alone make it worth exploring, especially if you’re sensitive, new to toys, or simply want something a little different. We were honestly a bit skeptical at first — three settings and a shape that looks more like a stress ball than a vibrator? But once in hand, it all clicked. The plush exterior, the ergonomic design, the subtle yet deep rumble — it’s clear Midori was created with care and intention. That said, it’s not going to be everyone’s go-to. Power-seekers might be underwhelmed, and those who prefer a precision-targeted vibe might get frustrated. But if you’re after hands-free potential, elegance, and a unique, body-conscious design, it’s a standout piece. Also, we have to give props to how discreet it is. Sitting on its charging pad, it doesn’t scream sex toy — it whispers luxury wellness. If you’re curious about soft-touch pleasure and want to explore sensations that lean into delicacy over intensity, Midori could be your next favorite companion. Oh, and if you’ve made it this far — don’t miss our deep dive into how we tested it, how it compares to other vibes, and why we think it might be the best thing for sensitive days. 😉

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