Velvet Armor for Wet Adventures 😏

It’s Karl and Leni again – and yeah, no wild vibrating beast or high-tech gadget this time. But hey, you clicked the thumbnail, so clearly you’re a little curious about all things wet. 😉 Today’s pick is for everyone who likes their play on the messier side – whether that’s squirting, lube-heavy action, oil fun or just not worrying about your sheets mid-session.

Liberator calls it the Fascinator Throw, and honestly, it’s kind of genius.

The idea? Waterproof comfort that actually looks and feels good. It comes in four sizes: Mini (36 × 26"), Travel (53 × 36"), Regular/Queen (72 × 54"), and King (80 × 76"). We picked the Mini – small enough to stash, big enough to catch everything (yes, really). Material-wise, it’s 100% micro velvet – which sounds industrial but feels lush AF. Both sides are soft like a velvet cloud, not scratchy at all. You can fold it up easily, and when it’s laid out, you don’t even see the creases. It’s not trying to win a beauty contest, but we appreciate the no-iron-required aesthetic.

Color options for the Mini: black, gray, purple, red, blue. We went with purple – not by passion, but because our go-to shop only had red or purple in stock 😅 That said, it’s a surprisingly pretty shade. Feels kind of luxe. And while we’re not usually bold-color-in-the-bedroom people, it blends in nicely and doesn’t scream, “I’m your sex puddle pad!”

Squirter’s Secret Weapon 💦

Okay listen… A throw like this only proves its worth when things really go down. And in our case, that’s usually spontaneous. We don’t plan for the splash zone – it just happens. And when it does? Having something small but mighty within reach is not just a bonus, it’s a literal washing machine lifesaver.

Sure, you could get the full-bed-sized throw and just always have it out. But let’s be real – we don’t want to prep like we’re laying tarp for a paint job every time we hook up. We’re not that predictable, and sometimes, we’re not even in our own bed. That’s why the Mini felt like the perfect compromise. We’ve used it during all kinds of sessions – missionary, spooning, doggy, with and without the Mount, with fingers, oral, penetrative toys, you name it. It holds its place, doesn’t slide around, and most importantly: it’s truly waterproof. Whether it’s a sprinkle or a full-on waterfall, it holds up.

Ours has mostly caught body fluids, some water-based lube, and massage oil – no wax or heavy-duty slick stuff yet, but for everyday wetness? Perfect. The best part is that storage is a breeze. We keep it folded next to the bed or in a drawer. Grabbing it mid-heat-of-the-moment takes seconds, and you don’t have to unroll or fight with a blanket-sized beast. It’s ready when you are 😉

Also, it’s travel-friendly as hell. It folds up tiny, slips in a suitcase, and saves you from having to explain mysterious mattress stains to hotel staff. You know what we mean 😅

Squirt-Proof & Period-Ready 💪

Squirt-Proof & Period-Ready 💪

“Can that really be waterproof?” Yeah, we asked the same thing. It’s thin, almost suspiciously so. But honestly? It delivers. Every single time. At least for everything we’ve thrown at it – and trust us, we’ve tested it well.

Leni’s POV: Squirting without stress? Yes please.
I’m not a constant squirter, but when the mood hits or Karl’s fingers decide to go beast mode, it happens. And before this? We always had some janky towel setup. Now? The Throw is a total upgrade. It doesn’t just catch fluids – it feels luxurious doing it. Soft, smooth, and actually sexy to lay on. Not like throwing down a beach towel and praying for the best.

Karl’s POV: No more towel Tetris 🎉
You know that scramble when things get wet? Big towel, little towel, weird IKEA mat we found once… or just accepting we’ll be doing laundry tomorrow. The Throw Mini finally replaces all of that. It’s the perfect size, and I can just toss it under when Leni feels like squirting or things get steamy with oral. It catches everything, stays put, and doesn’t kill the vibe.

Also: sleeping in a damp patch? Absolutely not. No more damp-ass regret or awkward “which side of the bed is safe” negotiations. Just dry sheets, good sex, and zero clean-up dread. 😅

Picture from Liberator's website

Battle-Tested: Slip, Soak & Survive 💦

Let’s talk performance. Because if a throw can’t perform when things get hot, wet, and wild… what’s the point?

Slide Resistance – Check ✅

Despite its buttery-soft texture, the Fascinator Throw Mini doesn’t slip around like a satin sheet on a waterbed. It stays where you put it. Mostly because, yes, you're on it – but not all materials behave this well under pressure (looking at you, bargain-brand fleece 😒).

Water & Fluid Protection – A+
This thing holds up. We’ve put it through a few real-world tests (read: surprise squirts, over-enthusiastic oral, oil spills) and never once had a dreaded “oops, it soaked through” moment. Once it’s down, it does the job. No guessing, no praying, no stress.

Absorption & Underside Defense – It's Science, Baby
Okay, nerd moment: we’re pretty sure this thing has multiple layers. Liberator doesn’t spell it out fully, but from touch and usage, it feels like it’s got a velvety absorption layer and then a waterproof one underneath. Small spills? Get absorbed. Big gushes? They kind of bead up on top like you're cooking in a non-stick pan (shoutout to the Leidenfrost effect 😂) or more like waterproof jackets.
And honestly? That’s exactly what we want. You can mop up the puddles with a tissue or towel, and you’re not lying in a swamp five minutes later. Bless.

Throwdown: Mini vs. DIY Mayhem
Now for the ✨ confession, we used to rely on the holy trinity of towel + prayer + shame. But then came the upgrade: a hospital-grade waterproof pad. You know the kind – white, plasticky, made for babies or your grandma. It works, but it screams “accident zone,” not sexy night in. 😅 The Throw? Same job, but make it luxe. Silky, sexy, discreet. No crinkling, no trauma flashbacks. Just smooth vibes and a clean conscience.

From Function to Fancy – Quality Where It Counts

Okay but here’s where the Throw really flexes – it’s just downright luxurious. 😅
We’re not saying we’re bougie… but if you hand us two waterproof pads, and one feels like a velvet hotel robe while the other screams “hospital chic” – you know which one’s staying. The Fascinator Throw Mini absolutely crushes our backup option in every way that matters and a few that don’t… but still matter to us because ✨aesthetics✨.

It’s flawlessly made:

• The edges are tightly stitched and clean.

• The fabric? No snags, no weird shine, no post-wash sadness.

• And even after being folded and stashed, it lays flat and tidy like nothing happened (wish we could say the same after a squirting session).

We didn’t need it to be this pretty or well-finished. But it is. And that’s why it immediately earned a permanent spot in our bedside setup – no competition.

Cleanup? Throw It In. Literally.

Can you toss it in the wash? Absolutely. We’re talking real bodily fluids here – this thing has to be machine-washable. And thankfully, it is. So far, we’ve washed the Fascinator Throw Mini a few times (after some… let’s say enthusiastic sessions 😅), and each time it came out fresh, clean, and just as soft. We throw it in at 60°C (140°F), and it holds up without shrinking, warping, or losing its texture. No extra steps, no gentle cycle drama. Just… throw and go. (Although Liberator only says “Wash in cold water” – like c'mon, which fluids get on your throw Liberator?? 😒)

We don’t have a dryer, so we always air-dry ours. Luckily, the Throw is thin and light enough that it dries pretty fast. Easy peasy.

What about stains and smells? Well, the purple color hides a lot (bonus!), and so far, no staining or lingering scents. We can’t speak to what it’ll look like after 50 washes, but compared to our old diaper-pad-chic alternative (yep, still haven’t burned that), this one is holding strong and looking classy.

Pricey But Plush – Is It Worth the Throw?

Let’s be honest: the Liberator Fascinator Throw isn’t cheap.
Here’s the current rundown in USD and EUR (approx.):

• Mini – $65 / ~€60 (sometimes on sale for as low as €53)

• Travel – $110 / ~€100

• Regular/Queen – $170 / ~€155

• King – $230 / ~€210

That’s a lot for a blanket you’re gonna get bodily fluids on. Especially when you can find similar "incontinence pads"for €10–30. We’ve used those for years – no shame, they work. They’re just not exactly bedroom aesthetic or luxurious. More... “hospital-core.”

But here’s the kicker: the Liberator Throw feels like quality. It’s lush, soft, doesn’t scream “I pee myself,” and blends into the bedroom without raising eyebrows. The stitching is tight, the velvet is smooth, and the waterproofing actually holds.

So if you’re on a budget? Stick with the medical stuff.

But if you’re a little luxe and want to treat your body and bed to something bougie? The Throw delivers.

Is it Worth It?

If you want something soft, discreet, washable, and cute enough to leave out? The Fascinator Mini is our new go-to.
It’s not the cheapest solution, but it’s the one we reach for first. Spontaneous session? Covered. Squirt attack incoming? Covered. Literal mattress peace of mind? Covered. 😅

Budget tip? Start with Mini, see how it vibes. Luxe upgrade? There’s a size and color for every kind of pleasure.

What do you currently use for clean-up? Towels, throws or brave the sheets? Tell us below!