Evolved Novelties - Luminous Dildo - Let’s glow. 😏

Let’s start with the obvious: this dildo glows in the dark. Like, actually glows. Not just a gimmicky “kinda shiny” effect - but an alien-core, fully-charged, luminous vibe that feels like it belongs in a sci-fi porno. 🔮 And we’re here for it.

The Evolved Luminous Dildo is built from dual-density liquid silicone, which basically means it feels squishy on the outside but has a firmer core to hold shape - super close to the real thing, if not a little more impressive in certain ways 😏

What really stands out (aside from it literally glowing) is the transparent outer layer and the violet inner core, which gets its power from light exposure. Just leave it under a lamp or the sun for a bit, and bam - you’ve got yourself a neon pleasure rod ready to go wherever your fantasies take you... including the shower, because yes - it’s of course waterproof and submersible.

Size & Shape

Total height: 20.3 cm (8”)

Insertable length: About 16.5 cm (6.5”) – minus the balls

Width: 3.8 cm (1.5”)

Depth/diameter: Also around 3.8 cm (1.5”)

It’s got a slightly thicker girth just below the head, giving that nice little “oh hello” stretch as you go in. Toward the base near the balls, it slims a bit - making it easier to control or sit on, depending on your playstyle. 😏

Visuals & Details

From a design perspective, it’s actually super realistic. There’s a pronounced, shaped head, a visible and raised frenulum, and detailed veins running down the shaft - not overly exaggerated, just enough to feel with every stroke or thrust.

The balls are sculpted with textured folds and ridges, which adds both visual realism and a nice grip if you’re holding from the base. And speaking of grip - the suction cup is sturdy, making it great for solo hands-free sessions. Kitchen tiles? Shower wall? Mirror you probably shouldn’t be humping? It’ll hold. 😅

Manual All the Way

There’s no vibration or tech here. This is pure, body-powered fun. No batteries, no buzzing, just good ol’ grab-and-go action. Honestly, we kind of like the simplicity - it lets the texture, size, and that wild glow-in-the-dark feature do the talking.

To be honest… we both absolutely love this toy. 🥰 The first thing you notice when you touch it is that gorgeous dual density feel - that perfect combo of a firm inner core and soft, yielding outer skin. No, it doesn’t feel exactly like the real thing - but let’s be real, what toy truly does? For something man-made, though, it comes impressively close. It bends, it gives, and it moves with you, not against you.

And we’ve tested it everywhere. Solo. Together. Vaginally. Anally. With blowjobs. In 69s. With a power dynamic twist. 😏 It handles it all like a champ. It's flexible enough for deepthroat play, but not so floppy that it becomes unmanageable. That bendiness is great for comfort - though occasionally you’ll need to guide it a little to hit the right angles.

Pro tip? It’s great for temperature play too. Dip it in warm water before use and boom - hello, body heat realism.

Karl’s Take

What I love most is how versatile it is. Whether we’re using it during foreplay or as a fun addition mid-action, it never disappoints. Leni has a better sense of how it feels inside, so I’ll leave that to her - but I can say this: I love watching her use it. Especially during blowjobs while I’m penetrating her… now that is a scene. 🥵

The material feels nice and soft in the mouth, and because it bends well, it’s great for deepthroat practice - and fun, too. The suction cup? An absolute beast. We’ve never had it fall off any smooth surface.

For anal, I really enjoy how smooth the entry is, and the gentle pressure he gives. The head is a bit softer than I’d prefer for firm prostate targeting, but with the right angle, he finds it. That said, I’ve never climaxed from anal with him alone, but he still feels amazing. He’s currently my go-to for anal sessions.

Only downside? We need to reapply lube a little more often than with some other toys. But hey, small price to pay.

Leni’s Thoughts

He’s never too hard, which is a blessing. Never scratched me, never made anything sore, and he’s always up for whatever mood we’re in. Sometimes we go soft and sensual, other times we play a little rough - he handles both like a glow-in-the-dark MVP. 😄

We’re monogamous, but honestly? He kind of feels like a respectful third party sometimes. Whether it's during oral or penetration, he adds a fun new layer without ever being “too much.”

He’s about Karl’s size, which I personally love. That realistic girth plus the bendiness makes him perfect for training, stretching, or just having a really good time. Especially when he’s cold - I love that first chill when he enters. It makes everything feel a bit more intense and noticeable. 🥶🔥

You can definitely feel his shape inside. That prominent head, the slightly wider upper shaft, and the way he tapers a little closer to the base - it’s all noticeable, and it gives your body something to play with. When I go slow, I can definitely tell it’s a toy. But when we pick up the pace? I actually forget sometimes. It just feels really, really good, and everything else fades out for a bit.

One of my favorite things? Using him during 69s. Karl will be busy going down on me, and I get to enjoy the dildo at the same time. It’s safe, soft, and makes the whole thing feel a little like a playful threesome. (Pro tip: don’t try that setup with something like a Pure Wand unless you’re really confident. Trust us. 😬)

His flexibility means he adjusts perfectly to my body. He doesn’t poke, he doesn’t fight - he just fits. Sometimes I do have to maneuver him a little to hit the exact spots I want, but when he lands? Chef’s kiss.

Also, yeah… the glow still makes us laugh. Every. Single. Time. 😄

Okay, let’s just say it: this thing is built like a tank. A sexy, glowing tank. 💪✨

The quality is genuinely top-tier, especially for a toy in this price range. No sharp edges, no weird seams, no funky textures that ruin the vibe - just smooth, skin-like silicone with perfectly molded details.

The dual-layer design really shines (literally and figuratively). The transparent outer layer feels soft and slightly squishy, while the inner glowing core gives the toy structure and strength. The head is well-defined, the veins feel great, and the balls are firm but flexible - nothing here feels cheap or rushed.

We’ve had ours for over four years now (yeah, really), and it still looks and feels like it did on day one. Of course, that kind of longevity depends a bit on how well you take care of it - but if you do, this one’s clearly made to last.

One thing we noticed when we first got it: there were a few tiny air bubbles inside the transparent material. Nothing major, nothing that affects how it feels or performs, but if you’re expecting it to be completely pristine, just a heads-up. 😅

Bottom line: we’re really happy with the build quality, and it’s proven to be one of our most reliable toys over the years.

For around €50 (about $55), we honestly can’t complain. In fact, we’d say this glowing little beast is kind of a steal. You get top-notch dual-density silicone, a unique glow-in-the-dark gimmick that actually works, and a toy that’s lasted us years without losing its shape, texture, or charm.

Sure, the packaging screamed “budget bin,” but everything else feels way more high-end than the price tag suggests. The texture, the flex, the feel - it all adds up to a toy that easily holds its own against more expensive options.

Bottom line? Totally worth it. Whether you’re into glowy fun, realistic shapes and feel, or just want a solid dildo that doesn’t need batteries - this one delivers. And then some. 💡🍆

Karl’s Take

Like I mentioned earlier - this toy doesn’t get me to climax on its own, at least not yet. But honestly? That doesn’t take away from how much I enjoy using it. Whether we’re experimenting with a little role reversal during oral (yes, he feels surprisingly nice in the mouth!) or I’m using him for anal play, the experience is always deeply satisfying.

Anal use gives me this really full, grounded feeling that’s hard to describe but easy to crave. The orgasms I get from those sessions are different, deeper, and way more intense - but I do need additional stimulation on my penis to actually finish. That said, the ride itself is always worth it. And since he’s manual and extremely well-made, he’s as reliable as they come. Nothing about him ever feels cheap or frustrating. He just… works. Every time. 💪

Leni’s Perspective

If I’m being totally honest? I’m probably more of a vibrator girl at heart. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love this toy - especially when we use it together. It fits into our play so naturally and gives us both something extra to enjoy. For me, the larger head leaves this really satisfying fullness, especially when he’s all the way inside. 😌

Whether or not I orgasm from penetration alone really depends on the day - some days I need a little clit stim too (hello, trusty vibe), other days he does the trick all on his own. But either way, the orgasms are deep and lingering and almost always leave me wanting more.

And if we’re using him during 69? Yeah, I finish - and I finish way harder. There’s just something about the angle, the depth, and the mix of sensations that pushes me over the edge in the best possible way.

Alright, we’ve gotta be honest here - the packaging wasn’t winning any beauty contests. The outer box looked a bit… let’s say boldly adult store chic. Dark, a little overdesigned, and with the dildo front and center like it was auditioning for a late-night cable commercial. 😅

Inside, things didn’t exactly improve. The dildo came nestled in a super thin, transparent plastic shell, the kind that creaks if you breathe too hard on it. It was a two-part clamshell situation - the toy sitting in one half, a flimsy lid pressed on top. Very basic. Very not-fancy. Very "we spent the budget on the glow, not the box." 😂

Was it protective? Technically, yes. Did it make us feel like we’d just unboxed a premium pleasure product? Not really.

Still, we’re not too mad about it. Once the toy’s out, the packaging goes straight to the recycling anyway, and luckily, what’s inside totally makes up for the underwhelming first impression. 💜

The Luminous Dildo is made entirely from dual density liquid silicone, which is just a fancy way of saying: it’s soft and squishy on the outside, but has a firmer core inside to keep it stable and shapely. Think: skin-like on the surface, strong like a champ underneath - pretty much the best of both worlds when it comes to feel.

Being silicone, it’s naturally waterproof, non-porous, latex-free, and phthalate-free - aka body-safe and easy to keep clean, as long as you don’t skip hygiene. And yes, we do use it for all kinds of... explorations. 😅 So please - wash it after every use (even if you’re just switching from one entrance to the next, you naughty thing 😉).

At the very least:

Warm water and a mild antibacterial soap

Optionally: a good toy cleaner

And if you want to be extra safe? You can boil it briefly to fully sterilize.

Thanks to the realistic detailing, like the ridges under the exposed head and the textured balls, make sure to get into all the little crevices while cleaning. No shortcuts here!

Pro tip: Ours has never picked up weird smells or discoloration, even after years of use - but if you’re sharing or want to be extra careful, using a condom is always a good idea.

The only minor downside? This silicone grabs dust and lint like it’s collecting it for a museum. 😩 Not a big deal, just a little annoying when you pull it out and it looks like it rolled across the floor of a haunted attic. A quick rinse fixes that, though - no biggie.

Yes. Yes it absolutely does. ✨

And not just a faint little shimmer either - this thing seriously glows once it’s had some time to charge under a light. The violet core lights up like a cosmic beacon of pleasure, and honestly? It’s kind of hilarious... and kind of awesome.

It’s a total gimmick - but a fun one. We’ve had more than one late-night laugh after forgetting it on the windowsill and walking into a room lit by... well, dildo energy. 🌌

So yeah, if you’ve ever wanted your toy to double as a glow stick or emergency nightlight - this one’s got you. 😏

100%, yes.

He’s not fancy, he doesn’t vibrate, but he does everything else really damn well. Realistic feel, glowing fun, endless versatility - what’s not to love? Whether you’re into solo play, oral practice, anal adventures, or couple dynamics, he’s the perfect third party.

And after all these years, he’s still shining bright. 🌟 (Literally.)