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Not only is the Sinloli Ethel the perfect size of hip doll, she also has one ridiculously cool superpower: she fucks back. 10/10: The smartest hip doll ever.

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The Sinloli Ukulele Mini Sex Machine might look cute, but it’s no toy; it’s a capable little fuck machine that punches way above its weight. With a 60W motor, fully adjustable thrusting angles, and up to 240 strokes per minute, it delivers serious action in a compact package. It’s perfect for beginners or anyone tight on space, and the fantasy dildo bundle adds variety to your sessions. That said, the new EZFunLock connector system is a baffling move, and the torque just isn’t enough to handle deep anal play or heavier toys. If you want to script your pleasure, grab the app-enabled version. The Sinoli Ukulele is an affordable, fun, and effective intro to the world of thrusting machines; just understand there'll be compromises compared to something twice the price.

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It may not lick you like a lollipop, but it'll suck you like you are one! (Maybe \_(-_-)_/) My experience was not a Lil Wayne one lol, in fact my experience sucked in the wrong way. Though the clitoral sucker functions perfectly, I found that I could not get it into a position that got me off. The only thing erotic and stimulating about this toy for me was the phallic shape and the vibrating features. That being said it might be different for someone else and may be the perfect introduction to clitoral suction toys as well as vibrating dildos.

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The first thing that totally grabs your attention with this sleeve is the entrance. Like, holy crap—it’s Emma Magnolia’s actual vagina. Not literally, but pretty much. The molding is insane. Every fold, every little curve—it’s all there, and it’s not just for looks either. You touch it and it’s soft, warm-feeling (if you warm it up), and weirdly lifelike. Like, to the point where your brain does this little double-take and goes, “Hold on… is this real life?” Honestly, if someone did a blindfold test—I’m serious—you’d have a tough time telling the difference between this and the actual thing. That’s how freakin’ accurate and realistic it feels. It’s not all plasticky or fake-looking like some knock-off junk. Fleshlight clearly put in the work here. They basically turned Emma’s anatomy into a collectible, and it’s kind of amazing. Gosh.

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This sex doll was a good experience. It made feel good, but there was definitely room for improvement. For the price. I would say that you should GO FOR IT if you want something that LOOKS realistic and has a nice weight to it. Yeloly's design team knows how to craft something realistic and pleasurable.

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Okay ladies, let's go over why I loveddd this personal massager from Oliver James.

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I’ve got really mixed feelings about the plusOne Heart Throb. On one hand, it’s fun and approachable. The heart shape makes it feel cute instead of intimidating, and the silicone is soft enough that I trust it on my skin. I like that it’s waterproof and rechargeable, so it’s not a hassle to clean or maintain. And I won’t lie: when the stars align and I get the angle right, the orgasms are no joke. Fast, powerful, sometimes overwhelming in a way that makes me laugh after because it feels ridiculous how quickly it worked. On those nights, it feels like a bargain for the price. But then there are the other nights. The nights where it feels buzzy instead of rumbly, where I can’t quite find the right spot, or where it takes me close but doesn’t quite finish the job. Those sessions are frustrating, and that’s when the toy feels more cheap than charming. It doesn’t always live up to its own hype. The unboxing was fine functional but not exciting and honestly, I wish it came with a storage pouch because silicone picks up dust like crazy. Little things like that make it feel less premium. So is it worth the fifty bucks? For me, yes and no. I wouldn’t rush out to buy it again, but I don’t regret having it either. I see it as more of a starter toy, a way to dip your toes into air-pulse vibes without dropping a couple hundred dollars. I’d recommend it to someone curious and playful, who’s okay with a bit of trial and error. But if you’re looking for a rock-solid, always-reliable, luxury-level experience, this isn’t it. It’s not my ride-or-die, it’s my wild-card. Sometimes it’s a letdown, sometimes it blows me out of the water.

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This Toy Might Be Too Good! 😉 Ever picked up a toy and immediately thought, "Damn, this feels expensive"? That’s the Njoy Pure Wand. This thing is sleek, shiny, and heavy - like, "don’t drop it unless you want a permanent reminder on your bathroom floor" heavy. 😂 But once you figure out how to handle it, oh boy, it’s a game-changer. Perfect for both G-spot and P-spot play, this toy is all about deep, targeted pleasure. It doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t have fancy buttons - just pure, manual control. And honestly? That’s what makes it so great. The weight does half the work for you, and once you get the hang of it, it’s like unlocking a new level of pleasure. Is it beginner-friendly? Ehh, maybe not. It takes a bit of technique and patience. But if you’re up for the challenge, this could easily become your new favorite toy. We’ve had it for ages, and it still looks brand new - zero wear and tear. So, if you’re looking for a high-quality, no-nonsense pleasure tool that’ll last forever, this is the one.

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If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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Maybe this is a little harsh, but overall, it feels like a bit of a scam. And the overall 3.00 score belies my true feelings on this toy. The tongue is too short and the motor is too weak for it to really stimulate any pleasure at all. So the price point seems a little high for what you're getting. This toy belongs in a Spencer's Gifts or a Hallmark Store. I would be a little more forgiving if the price was half as much and it was marketed as a silly gag gift. As a side note, they really missed an opportunity to add little oinking noises as you use the toy. I know it's a bit silly, but I actually would've liked it more if it did. This is a "leave it" from me.

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These vibrating anal beads offer a great length of reach for anal play. The beads are comfortable and great upon insertion. The motors inside of this toy are incredibly firm and powerful.

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Ranked No.1 on Fleshassist and generally reviewed highly, the Emma Magnolia Regal sleeve is a realistic, nubby little number that's made with a fantastic entry! The Regal texture on its own feels amazing and was one that I was really excited to try out, in practice though I found it was unfortunately a little too front heavy for my liking and was mostly let down by the tight and basic centre. Don't get me wrong, its a very enjoyable sleeve in its own right, but when compared to others in my collection, it runs third behind the Eliza Ibarra and Janice Griffith sleeves. At the end of the day though, it really is just personal preference and your experience may differ. Read on to find out what I liked, disliked, and what I felt could be room for improvement.

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