The Sinloli Ukulele Review: Might Be Small, But It Can Fuck Like a Beast
Aug 15, 2025
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The Sinloli Ukulele Mini Sex Machine might look cute, but it’s no toy; it’s a capable little fuck machine that punches way above its weight. With a 60W motor, fully adjustable thrusting angles, and up to 240 strokes per minute, it delivers serious action in a compact package. It’s perfect for beginners or anyone tight on space, and the fantasy dildo bundle adds variety to your sessions. That said, the new EZFunLock connector system is a baffling move, and the torque just isn’t enough to handle deep anal play or heavier toys. If you want to script your pleasure, grab the app-enabled version.
The Sinoli Ukulele is an affordable, fun, and effective intro to the world of thrusting machines; just understand there'll be compromises compared to something twice the price.
Pros
- Compact and discreet; easy to hide, carry around, or stash under the bed when not in use.
- Surprisingly strong and fast thrusting (up to 240RPM) for its size.
- Whisper quiet—you'll be making more noise than the machine as you scream in ecstasy.
- Great value bundles to suit all audiences.
- Can be adjusted to a good range of angles.
Cons
- App control not included in all bundles.
- Limited motor torque (250 N-cm) can struggle with anal.
- Short legs can make doggy difficult.
- New connector style rather than just using Kliclok (though you can work around it easily).