Sveinn the Buck (Size Small) by Bad Dragon
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Overall Rating
Overall rating is based on Design, Sensory Quality, Ease of Use, and Ease of Cleaning. Price and Noise are shown for reference only.
My verdict
Pros
- Great for beginners
- Smooth and conforms to your body
- Natural curve
- Heavy weight
Cons
- Not suction cup compatible
Design

Product is beautiful, sleek, large, and clearly made with love. The glitter in the toy is unique and you can tell the silicon was poured perfectly.
Packaging

Came well packaged and inside of a small box. Even came with a Valentine’s Day card! And also included cleaning instructions.
About This Author
Hey ya'll!!! Welcome to my page you naughty boys and girls 😘😘 I am happy to have you here and can't wait to share my reviews with you. 👌🏻 I enjoy a good fantasy dildo, and a reliable vibrator or anything with good clitoral stimulation, because COME ON, who doesn't?!! 😏😏 I am 28, originally from Cali, living in Virginia for the last 4.5 years. It's amazing here, I am a huge pet lover and big foodie. 🍉🍔🍕🧇🍝🍱 In my spare time I like to cook, write fiction, create fun new cocktails, and try fun new restaurants or speakeasy's. 🥂🍷🥃 There really is no question I can't attempt to answer. I'm truly an open book and want you to fire away. Ask whatever you want! 🙈🙈Make sure you find my links to my other sites here. I would love to share my "physical" reviews of all these toys. 🙈🙈 Looking forward to seeing you and getting to know you!! :) ❤️❤️
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