Reviews

The Evolved Novelties Couples Therapy toy is a solid, enjoyable choice for partners wanting to incorporate something new into the bedroom. It performs well, feels great in the hand, and offers comfort-focused versatility rather than raw intensity. It’s not the most powerful or high-tech option on the market, but for the price and the quality, it’s a very good couples toy especially for beginners.

Especially for its price point. It’s thoughtfully designed, well-made, and versatile, offering a powerful but refined experience that blends internal swinging, external suction, and vibration in a way that feels intentional, not just gimmicky. It’s not perfect, the suction alignment can take some patience, but for someone who wants a multifunctional toy without breaking the bank, this one punches well above its weight. If you value quality materials, a good variety of sensations, and a mid‑priced vibrator that actually delivers, I’d highly recommend giving this one a try.

I’m grateful for having bought it as it was great for figuring out my own pleasure and what I like in a vibrator. I wouldn’t heavily recommend this product as I feel other cheaper products can do just as good of a job with a similar shape and stronger vibrator.

The Arcwave Ion 2 isn't just an iteration; it's a genuine refinement of an already excellent concept. The optimization of the Pleasure Air Technology 2.0 delivers a more focused, intense, and profoundly satisfying experience, thanks to its targeted stimulation of Pacinian receptors. The blend of sleek, durable design, intuitive controls (including the ten intensity levels and Autopilot), and impressive discretion (thanks to Smart Silence) makes it a top-tier choice for anyone looking to invest in focused, non-contact pleasure. If you are a fan of non-vibrating sensation, or if you already loved the original Ion, the Ion 2 is absolutely the upgrade you need. It delivers incredible precision and a totally unique kind of powerful feeling. I give the Arcwave Ion 2 a massive seal of approval. It’s a definite must-have for elevating your performance and personal sessions alike

My final verdict is a strong 5/5 stars. The LoveY YINGEVB Black-5 mini wand massager is an essential piece of equipment. It successfully combines discretion with explosive power. The sleek design, body-safe materials, and impressive array of intense, rumbling vibrations make it a formidable personal massager. It’s the perfect, quiet companion for muscle relaxation or personal pleasure—powerful enough to get the job done quickly, yet small enough to travel anywhere. If you need a powerful tool that is quiet and incredibly effective, stop scrolling and buy this one.

The Stung Silicone Tawse is not just a paddle — it’s a refined instrument of discipline and control that balances power with care. From a Dominant’s perspective, it offers: +precision +adaptability +reliability, and +emotional resonance Whether I’m teaching endurance, guiding sensual discipline, or deepening our positional work, this Tawse is a pillar of my toolkit. If you’re a Dominant who values structured authority, feedback, and nuanced impact, the Stung is an excellent choice. If your sub values sensation that is present but not overwhelming, firm but safe, and direct but caring, then they’ll appreciate what this paddle delivers. In short: +This is my favorite tool in hand. +I cherish having it, using it, and watching how it refines our power exchange.+ I wish I could keep it by my side for all of our scenes — because when wielded with intention, it becomes so much more than impact: it becomes dialogue.

The Maxtasy Stamina Master is a high-performing, reliable, and intensely pleasurable solo toy that stands as both a pleasure instrument and a training tool. From a Dominant’s perspective, it provides structure and discipline in solo routines—something many male toys lack. It encourages mindful engagement, breath control, and intentional pacing, making it ideal for men who want to improve longevity, control, and awareness of their arousal curve. For pleasure seekers, it simply feels amazing. Warm, textured, responsive, and easy to use, it elevates solo play beyond basic hand stimulation. Whether you're a beginner exploring structured edging for the first time or an experienced player refining endurance techniques, the Stamina Master offers precise, satisfying, and deeply engaging experiences every time. I encourage solo players to experiment, challenge themselves, and share their journey—whether you’re training to last longer with partners or simply indulging in deliberate self-exploration. The Stamina Master is a tool that grows with you, session after session.

I love this little bullet vibe by We Vibe! It’s super cute and would make an awesome gift for anyone with a pu**y .. or anyone with nipples to be honest! You can use this for both clitoral or nipple stimulation, making this one a Two for one! 4.5 out of 5 because I could t find some clear instructions in length of charge time. But it packs a bunch and is overall a great vibe by a very reputable company.

Loved it! This little vibe is fierce and earns its unofficial title. For its size and cost, the power is unmatched. If you want maximum intensity in a discreet, lightweight, and easily cleanable package, the SANJIANKE mini wand is a fantastic, wallet-friendly choice. It’s a great entry point into wand-style toys and performs like a much more expensive model. Go grab one!

The Monster Octopus Dildo has an incredible, eye-catching design, and when fully functional, it truly provides a world-class, intense experience. The ergonomic shape and the powerful, rumbly vibration are excellent features. ​However, the fact that the primary, signature feature—the intricate thrusting function—died after barely eight weeks means that I cannot in good conscience recommend this toy to anyone. You are essentially rolling the dice on getting only a month or two of the full, intended experience before a major, permanent failure. It is simply too expensive a gamble for a toy with such a high rate of catastrophic quality control failure. ​Final Verdict: 2/5 stars. The stars are purely for the incredible initial design, the comfortable material, and the surviving vibration function. The fundamental, unaddressed quality control issue with the motor is a complete and total dealbreaker at this price point. Save your money for a toy that is built to last and stand by its premium investment.

The Jabbion Wand Massager turned out to be a pleasant surprise. It’s well-built, comfortable to hold, and strong enough to satisfy both external and internal needs. The hot pink silicone gives it a clean, inviting look, while the flexible neck makes it easy to adjust for more precise stimulation. Despite being marketed for G-spot use, it works surprisingly well as a prostate massager thanks to its size and curvature. The vibration strength is impressive for the price, and the patterns offer enough variety to keep sessions interesting. Mode eight in particular stands out as a favorite for its rhythm and pacing. The motor’s deep, rumbly tone feels more refined than what you’d expect from a white-label toy. That said, the handle design is worth mentioning again, since it’s the same width as the head, it’s not suited for hands-free anal use. For safety reasons, it's a toy that requires to be used with a steady grip throughout, which isn’t a dealbreaker but is worth keeping in mind. A flared handle would have added an extra layer of safety and peace of mind. Even with that limitation, the Jabbion is a capable, well-performing wand that delivers genuine pleasure. It’s easy to clean, comfortable to use, and hits a nice balance between strength and control.

Overall, I’m genuinely pleased with this product. It’s well-made and comfortable. The textured design gives it character, and the materials make it feel premium without the premium price tag. It’s something that feels well-designed, and clearly made with care. I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do, but now that I’ve used it for a while, I can say it’s one of those items you keep coming back to because it just works so well.

Overall, we think this is a great toy for beginners and experienced alike. If you are more sensitive to vibrations and rotations, this toy would be GREAT for solo play and couples' fun. Even if you are less sensitive like my partner, the Swirlii won't disappoint if you are looking for something to have remote fun or to be used as a great warm-up for more toys or other bedroom activities! The $35 to $50 price point is fair in my opinion, and the extras included in the box are a nice touch. I would like a more durable remote, and for the battery compartment on the remote to be a slide-off instead of a screw, and maybe make it waterproof. We both would like the toy to have a little more oomph with the vibration, but it has enough to surely feel good to anyone considering the Swirlii!

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. My least favorite of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall moderate recommendation. Check out my other reviews on the OEJ's Mini Vibes!--because all of these toys are pretty comparable, what I have to say about the Cancer is similar to the other two. While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point...though this particular Mini should be offered at a slight discount. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them as grinding toys, which is a bit of a bummer. Overall, the Cancer is just the least interesting design of the three Minis that I tried (both visually interesting and stimulating textures). A shaky thumbs up, with the acknowledgement that everyone's gonna get their own sign. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉