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Creature Cocks: Swamp Monster (I Named Him Greg)

Aleks

Sep 27, 2024

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Overall Rating
4.42/5
Product Design
5.0/5
Ease of use
4.2/5
4.0/5
Sensory Quality
4.5/5
Ease of Cleaning
  • Price
    4.0/5
  • Noise
    5.0/5
Keyword
Creature CocksSwamp MonsterFantasyStrangeRibbedCreatureStrap-on CompatiblePuppyAleksDildosManual
My verdict
I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!
Pros
IT’S A SWAMP MONSTER
Pronounced Texture
Strong Suction Cup
Cons
Silicone is a little too soft
My partner thinks he's ugly
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Packaging
The packaging was well put together and sturdy. It came in a plastic container inside the box for protection. All the dimensions clearly labeled as well as all materials used. (Which is just silicone and glass for the eyes) I also learned that each one is hand painted so colors may vary from one Swamp Monster to the next. This is definitely one that I am keeping the packaging for.
Experience
I really liked this one from Creature Cocks. I was super excited to get it, being my first super “out of the box” design. It has a great softness when it comes to oral insertion, but for vaginal play, it seemed a little too soft in the beginning to my liking and had a little bit of trouble when trying to insert it. The ridges were definitely noticeable, and a tad overwhelming at times. That being said: It felt fantastic, and once you get it about halfway, the silicone doesn't seem to have many issues with how soft it is. The way it curves leads me to believe that it would curve just right to hit the G-spot with the eyes towards the bottom.
Price
For the price ($50), it’s really not that bad. I’ve had toys that were more expensive, and worse overall quality.
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    KatRosebuds19
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    I really love the intricate details put into the design! I genuinely might have to give this a try.
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