Creature Cocks: Swamp Monster (I Named Him Greg)
Sep 27, 2024
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My verdict
I absolutely recommend getting one. If you’ve ever thought about adding something a little more quirky to your collection. The bumps and ridges are noticeable enough for this to be something that none of my other current toys can provide, the suction cup is actually decent, AND it’s strap-on harness compatible!
Pros
- IT’S A SWAMP MONSTER
- Pronounced Texture
- Strong Suction Cup
Cons
- Silicone is a little too soft
- My partner thinks he's ugly
Packaging
The packaging was well put together and sturdy. It came in a plastic container inside the box for protection. All the dimensions clearly labeled as well as all materials used. (Which is just silicone and glass for the eyes) I also learned that each one is hand painted so colors may vary from one Swamp Monster to the next. This is definitely one that I am keeping the packaging for.
Experience
I really liked this one from Creature Cocks. I was super excited to get it, being my first super “out of the box” design. It has a great softness when it comes to oral insertion, but for vaginal play, it seemed a little too soft in the beginning to my liking and had a little bit of trouble when trying to insert it. The ridges were definitely noticeable, and a tad overwhelming at times.
That being said: It felt fantastic, and once you get it about halfway, the silicone doesn't seem to have many issues with how soft it is. The way it curves leads me to believe that it would curve just right to hit the G-spot with the eyes towards the bottom.
Price
For the price ($50), it’s really not that bad. I’ve had toys that were more expensive, and worse overall quality.



