CalExotics Cheap Thrills The Personal Secretary Review

Design

I have pined after a lot of sleeves in my time, and the struggle is real. But this one is unique, and looks like a voluptuous woman with curves in all there right places. The design of the body will have you gripping the sheets and the texture will have you reaching a climax quickly.

Internally the texture is great, that perfect mix of smooth and soft that hit nerves with every stroke. As for ease of getting in and out, things were tight where they needed to be. One thing i do want to say is that the design makes insertion smooth when using lube. Remember water based is the best, you can literally find the entrance without looking and once inside you won't want out.

If I have to find a fault with the design it would have to be that the paint on the lips and the nipples rubs off after one or two uses, but seriously that is the worst thing after many uses.

Quality

As I said I am a cheap reviewer, so I have never had experience with male toys over about the $50 mark. I can't compare it to something like a Love Doll or anything like that but I can say that for the price point it is a great purchase.

I've used this many times and haven't felt any deterioration of the martial, the only real mishap i have noticed was the loss of the pink color on the nipples and the vaginal lips. The doll retains its shape and grip but you don't want to treat it like garbage, instead use appropriate water based lube and clean it properly. It's got great texture, inside and out, and accurately replicates a human pussy without the rigidity of bones and an internal structure. It's close to reality, but can definitely use some work still.

Given its unique shape and the way its weight falls across the body of the toy its cleaning and drying take a little more time to properly complete without damaging it.

Experience

It is like having my penis welcomed into soft rolling folds that are close to perfection. I guess I could just say that but seriously this thing is great, turn on some sexual ASMR, close your eyes, and thrust away. Add some warming lube, the right background noises, and have at it.

Performance

I think I've already said everything I have need to in the other sections. I will remind you that it is a bit heavy and with longer sessions it might become an annoyance depending on how you are using it. It had its quirks but they were minor. For example a gas bubble would form and make a funny noise, and if you fuck it really hard it will make a slapping noise.

Materials and care

Materials wise the product is body safe and can withstand repeated use. I always opt for water based lube, since its is the least reactive, and a good toy cleaner will make the toy last longer. Out of the box it felt like lightly powdered baby skin, and after cleaning it, it felt a little like slightly tacky skin.

Now for the cleaning, I rubbed and sprayed the toy down with a good cleaner and then brought it to the shower with me. I could have used the sink but the the faucet filled the cavities up to fast and i felt it would stretch and pull at the material, weakening it and possible damaging it over time. After, I let it dry for moment on the sink and then in its DIY drying rig.

PS: Yes you can use it in the shower if the water isn't too hot but its not designed for that.

Packaging

The packaging was simple, just the toy in a protective bag inside a carboard box. The exterior packaging really stands out with its retro movie marquee-style branding and a model posed like a classic pin-up from marketing's golden age, complete with taglines that feel straight out of vintage movie promotions. The model even showcases the product's appeal in a side photo, while the back features detailed images of the toy and its features with informative notes. Though the unboxing experience is minimal and the packaging lacks special gimmicks, this is clearly a budget-focused toy where the manufacturer invested in the product itself rather than fancy wrapping.

Price

This toy ranges from $30 to $40, and for that price point I am more than pleased, I would have paid around $70 to $80 for all that the toy entails. I'd buy one again in a heart beat and recommend it to anyone who likes a girl with a little extra curve to her.