Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Light Up My Night – The Evolved Luminous Dildo Review 🔦🍆 A dildo that glows in the dark? Sounds like a gimmick - until you actually use it. And then you get it. This isn’t just some novelty toy, it’s a seriously well-made, super versatile piece of fun. The dual density silicone feels amazing, the shape hits all the right spots, and the glow just adds that cheeky little twist we didn’t know we needed. 😂 Whether we’re using it for oral play, anal adventures, deepthroat training or just adding a third “guest” to our fun - he never disappoints. He’s soft enough to be comfy, firm enough to feel real, and flexible enough for whatever mood we’re in. Sure, he attracts dust like crazy and the packaging was kinda meh, but honestly? We couldn’t care less. If you’re into manual toys with personality, pleasure, and a little glow-up - this one’s a keeper. 🟣💡

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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The SinSaint Feral embodies a daring blend of primal allure and artisan craftsmanship. Its intricate design and premium materials not only elevate the aesthetic appeal but also ensure a deeply satisfying experience. While its unique appearance may not appeal to everyone, those captivated by its bold statement will find it a worthwhile addition to their collection. ​My only critique lies in the limited options, particularly the lack of external features available on sizes smaller than large. Including these features would have enhanced the overall experience significantly. Despite this, the Medium Feral is a very well-thought-out and crafted dildo that is able to contend without the aid of vibration devices.

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The Takoyaki Tentacle from EroGeisha is a unique and intriguing toy, but it’s not for the faint of heart. The design, with its twisting tentacle and pronounced suckers, offers a sensation that's both fascinating and intense. The firmness of the silicone means you’ll feel every detail as it moves, which can be either a pro or a con depending on your preferences and preparation. When used with plenty of lube and a good warm-up, the Takoyaki Tentacle delivers a truly memorable experience, combining realistic textures with a twisting motion that’s unlike anything else I’ve tried. ​For those who are looking for something that delivers a mix of fantasy and realism, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. If EroGeisha ever decides to release a version with a softer silicone, I think it could make this already interesting toy even more enjoyable, particularly for those of us who prefer a bit more give in our playthings. Overall, the Takoyaki Tentacle offers a unique, if intense, experience that stands out for its design and texture, but it requires careful handling to get the most out of it. That all being said the EroGeisha’s Takoyaki - Tentacle scored 22/30 giving it a rating of 3.5/5, and I would recommend it for those seeking a very unique experience.

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The Mustang is worth every penny, in my humble opinion. I can see it being my go-to dildo for a long while yet, and I have actually found myself choosing it over my favorite clitoral toys, which is high praise indeed! The stimulation is unlike any other silicone dildo I have come across, and I feel sorry for my other dildos — with the Mustang around, I can't see them getting a lot of action!

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This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

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This dildo checks all the boxes for me. I really can’t recommend it enough for how comfortable, lightweight, easy to use, and soft it is! If you’re looking for a first-time toy to use with a harness, to engage the suction cup for easy shower fun, or even to just try an internal toy that doesn’t vibrate, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Shaft’s J dildo is a slam dunk. Now, excuse me while I go check out the vibrating ones.

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If you're looking for a vibrating dildo that you can have tons of fun with alone or play with your partner, even if they're a long-distance love, this is a great option to go with. There are many fun benefits to the Mission 2 from Lovense, some that may even surprise you (they surprised me). With an app that allows full control of the Mission 2, you don't need to worry about pushing more than the "on" button on your toy. Not only that, but this fun vibe comes with three parts that, once put together, allow you to suction your toy to the wall and adjust it to your preferred position. Keep reading to learn more.

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